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| Aug 4th, 2003 12:16 PM | ||
| Mike |
Deep Thoughts by Hack Jandey: The first time I saw that little rapper gobble thing I considered how much fun it was going to be having this new member on the board. I thought "hmmm" it'll be like watching those little lighted cylinders in pinball machines go "boing". Then I thought about how much more it would be like swimming with some people and suddenly one of them gets attacked by a shark. I think a good gag would be to say you're going to go get help and then pretend you are getting attacked by another shark. While you thrash around with the plastic fin, argue about who is going to get help. You will both feel better when you tell your friend that it was just a joke. |
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| Aug 3rd, 2003 08:46 PM | ||
| jin |
Take this ****** down. 
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| Aug 3rd, 2003 07:44 PM | ||
| Cap'n Crunch | I really think the Rapping Space Goblin is Mike. :/ | |
| Aug 3rd, 2003 04:33 PM | ||
| The Retro Kat | Ha, you suck at rapping. | |
| Aug 3rd, 2003 02:08 AM | ||
| imported_Rappin Space Goblin |
WELL... I think you best be shutting the fuck up, DAMN. |
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| Aug 3rd, 2003 01:10 AM | ||
| Ooner |
stupid character. 
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| Aug 3rd, 2003 12:23 AM | ||
| imported_Rappin Space Goblin |
WELL.... I'm the Space Goblin and I'm here to say That masturbating is A.O.K Because every person across these lands Can use a little more time with their hands |
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| Aug 2nd, 2003 10:52 PM | ||
| Ooner |
You're just saying that because you never get laid.  Or because you know what you're talking about. :/ |
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| Aug 2nd, 2003 10:27 PM | ||
| Carnivore |
People who brag about having numerous sexual encounters and how they rule at getting their partners off are insecure, pathetic losers 
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| Aug 2nd, 2003 07:54 PM | ||
| Ooner |
I just started humping pillows instead of masturbating I like it
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| Aug 2nd, 2003 09:49 AM | ||
| kellychaos | Why does that advice sound familiar (fights an urge to quote Sadie)? | |
| Aug 1st, 2003 01:06 PM | ||
| sadie |
dear killadeuce, when you quote the person directly above yourself, it only serves to make you look like even more of an imbecile than you do already. love, sadie |
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| Aug 1st, 2003 09:47 AM | ||
| KILLADEUCE |
Quote:
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| Aug 1st, 2003 09:38 AM | ||
| kellychaos |
I'm sure glad they edited those masturbation scenes out of "Edward Scissorhands".  :recessedtesticles
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| Aug 1st, 2003 01:15 AM | ||
| Scarlet Speedster | www.jackinworld.com | |
| Jul 31st, 2003 11:30 AM | ||
| KILLADEUCE |
HAhah yeah i started thinking about it and with my luck "My Hell" Would be just that or something even more sinsister- I would be ecompassed in flames in the fiery depths of the dark lord, in front of a huge Movie screen with my eyes forced open (Like in Kubrik's Clockwork orange) They would replay all of my promiscous encounters in front of me until i could take no more.. And just as i reach down to commit that "oh so devilish" deed, I grasp .... A VAGINA THAT HAS BEEN CIRCUMSIZED WITH A BROKEN GUINNESS BOTTLE!!!! -DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAA Sheeit Even Dante would have issues with that one... |
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| Jul 31st, 2003 11:25 AM | ||
| pjalne |
WELL IN THAT CASE HELL FUCKING SUCKS
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| Jul 31st, 2003 11:22 AM | ||
| agroskaterik |
They might have it in hell... But even if they did, your hand would probably turn into a garbage disposal or sumthing right in the middle of it.. ...ow.
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| Jul 31st, 2003 11:14 AM | ||
| KILLADEUCE | They certainly better! | |
| Jul 31st, 2003 10:34 AM | ||
| kellychaos |
Do they have masturbation there?
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| Jul 31st, 2003 02:18 AM | ||
| sadie |
just a friendly reminder that masturbation is a sin and you are all GOING TO FUCKING HELL.
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| Jul 30th, 2003 10:20 PM | ||
| Esuohlim | HOORJ! | |
| Jul 30th, 2003 10:17 PM | ||
| Marble |
Thank you for being insightful FS. Time for 'Marble' to shut up. |
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| Jul 30th, 2003 08:34 PM | ||
| The Retro Kat | NO, I LOVE YOU, SSA! | |
| Jul 30th, 2003 08:30 PM | ||
| Royal Tenenbaum |
Crazy crazy crazy.
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