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Aug 12th, 2003 02:51 AM
Jixby Phillips HEY NOW!
Aug 11th, 2003 10:45 PM
Protoclown :applesauce
Aug 11th, 2003 10:43 PM
Zbu Manowar I bet if you took Renee's beak-like nose you could put a hole in that balloon-head of hers. And it would be about three years too fucking late.
Aug 11th, 2003 11:43 AM
AChimp :applause
Aug 11th, 2003 12:20 AM
Protoclown LOL
Aug 10th, 2003 11:40 PM
Jixby Phillips AChimp you fag virgin.
Aug 10th, 2003 11:23 PM
AChimp I bet Emma would do Renee Zelleweger, too.
Aug 10th, 2003 09:34 PM
Protoclown Hi emma!
Aug 10th, 2003 08:44 PM
Sethomas Woah, it's Emma Dilemma.
Aug 10th, 2003 05:18 AM
miss emma
Renee Zellweger

she's a fucking celebrity. what do you expect, really? i love how people have faith in Hollywood. still.
Aug 5th, 2003 11:27 AM
El Blanco How many celebrities has she fucked anyway?

I've got her at Jim Carrey, Richard Gere, and the dude from the White Stripes. Makes me wonder why all those directors aren't "casting" her.
Aug 5th, 2003 10:17 AM
Zero Signal
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Originally Posted by AChimp
Yeah, but still... eh? Eh? *nudge*

EH? Heh heh heh... oooeeer.
SAY NO MORE!
Aug 5th, 2003 09:43 AM
kellychaos Ever notice that she's one of those woman whose make-up, lighting, ect has to be just so or it doesn't work. I've seen her look extremely hot in some photos but then, in others, wonder whether it's even the same woman because she looks so nasty ... of course, the body's always hot. The same phenomenon goes on with Uma Thurma. Does this appear this way to anyone else or am I alone in my Uma/Renee theory? :/
Aug 4th, 2003 08:58 PM
AChimp Yeah, but still... eh? Eh? *nudge*

EH? Heh heh heh... oooeeer.
Aug 4th, 2003 07:46 PM
O71394658 I'm not her biggest fan either... :/
Aug 4th, 2003 07:44 PM
pjalne
Renee Zelwegger is a damn PR slut

Some sort of Renee Zelwegger (sp?) program is running in the background, and it's nothing more than a cavalcade of clips from interviews she's done over the years. Apparently, every single person she has starred with, been directed by, or in any other way been in contact with is the most sensitive brilliant earth-shattering genius alive, and everyone in entire fucking Hollywood has made a profound impact on her life as well as the entire world. Being nominated for every single crummy award out there apparently is an honor out of this world, and every movie she's been in is the most groundbreaking movie in history, and the director would be great fun working with also, if it wasn't for the fact that you can't help being blown away by his mere persona just by being in his precense. I've never seen a bigger promo whore in my entire life.

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