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Aug 12th, 2003 11:11 AM
Cap'n Crunch
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What? I think it would be hilarious if Harry got loose in the city or something and the police chased him or something. Maybe add in a few comical scenes where Harry interacts with household appliances.

Pure gold shit.
Ha, I would go see that to be funny. I still have the first one on tape because my aunt bought it for me on accident.

New York would be the best city for him to get lost in.
Aug 12th, 2003 05:40 AM
Professor Cool I had a sick feeling that a new Howard the Duck movie will come up in the next 5 years

Howard the Duck 2:
He's Back, and he's BLACK

Aug 12th, 2003 05:20 AM
Krythor I'd buy that for a dollar!
Aug 12th, 2003 04:35 AM
FS Wait... wait, this could work.

Bigfoot II: One Foot in the Hood.

Harry has to escape from the military and wanders into the city, where he is taken in by a gang of young black men. While staying there, Harry teaches them a valuable lesson about drugs, pack mentality and life. He also thwarts a murder, and proves to be an expert at basketball and breakdancing.

The movie poster will feature Harry with a baseball cap on backwards and sunglasses on, grinning widely. He will be completely CGI. Black people will frequently say things white people think they say, such as "homie".

It'll be "out of this world"!

Soundtrack by Coolio.
Aug 12th, 2003 12:11 AM
SLjimbo Ah shit, not again.

I don't know what's worse, this or the countless number of Air Bud movies.
Aug 11th, 2003 11:21 PM
O71394658 And the Middle Eastern bald-hunter man can make a CAMEO

Aug 11th, 2003 11:14 PM
AChimp What? I think it would be hilarious if Harry got loose in the city or something and the police chased him or something. Maybe add in a few comical scenes where Harry interacts with household appliances.

Pure gold shit.
Aug 11th, 2003 10:44 PM
Zbu Manowar You don't really seem to grasp this, do you?
Aug 11th, 2003 10:40 PM
AChimp Why can't they make sequels to good bad stuff? Like Harry and the Hendersons!
Aug 11th, 2003 10:33 PM
Zbu Manowar They should just admit they're doing it because they can't be bothered to make anything original to make money. Shit, if this summer hasn't made it apparent, what else can we do? Staple Jack Valenti's dead and bloated body in the middle of Hollywood and Vine with a sign on it?
Aug 11th, 2003 09:51 PM
Esuohlim I still stand by my statement that movies these days are just not worth seeing anymore.
Aug 11th, 2003 09:39 PM
Zbu Manowar They made three? Jesus.
Aug 11th, 2003 07:28 PM
imported_Wicked Steve Damn..I thought they stopped at 3.
Aug 11th, 2003 07:03 PM
The_voice_of_reason Clint Howard has starred in 105 movies
Aug 11th, 2003 07:00 PM
Jixby Phillips But Dave Thomas would???
Aug 11th, 2003 06:59 PM
FS It's comforting to know that the next time someone asks me what the fuck is wrong with the world, I'll have an answer ready.
Aug 11th, 2003 06:55 PM
pjalne
This is what happens when people keep paying to see shit

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Neither Judge Reinhold nor Charles Grodin would touch this one, apparently.

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