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Aug 14th, 2003 08:46 PM
Schimid
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Originally Posted by Perndog
Why do I feel like no one likes me around here?

Oh yeah..they don't. I forgot.
I GET IT.
Aug 14th, 2003 08:45 PM
samgambo
I'm such a fat kid.

This is making me hungry. Maybe not the spit or horse pills part.
Aug 14th, 2003 04:38 AM
executioneer shut up

-willie
Aug 14th, 2003 04:34 AM
SumDumFuk Back to the subject...

I remember choking on marshmallows a while back. They kinda lodge in your windpipe and cement like a crazy mofucker.

Another big culprit, and this has happened to be on a few occassions, is popcorn. Jebus H. Crips, I'm sure many people have had bad run-ins with a nasty-tasting crunchy wad of popcorn as they're watching some movie, only to hack like an eighty-year-old smoker on The Price Is Right and flail helplessly. It does go away, but man, does it HURT.

Other than that, I haven't choked on many things...well...not to my memory. But some pills are HEINOUS. I mean, there's this huge-ass industrial health vitamin bottle full of flax seed oil pills currently sitting in my bathroom. Each pill is a black, squooshy capsule of nasty-tasting goodness that's about AN INCH LONG. I shit you not. They're like strange oblong fish eggs. I'm half-expecting alien spores to burst from my skull. I haven't choked on one yet, but you'll hear from me if I do...or don't.



By the way, love that emoticon.
Aug 14th, 2003 04:02 AM
Perndog Why do I feel like no one likes me around here?

Oh yeah..they don't. I forgot.
Aug 14th, 2003 03:51 AM
executioneer this should have been in the fucking ska forum in the first place
goddamn jerkoffs


-willie
Aug 14th, 2003 02:53 AM
Mike OMG THANK YOU FOR TELLING US THAT!




I suddenly have a new respect for ramen
Aug 14th, 2003 02:44 AM
Perndog
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Originally Posted by Al Roker
Did anyone else notice that this topic died on the first day this board opened and some retard brought it up again?
ScuzBucket bumped it.

I choked on Ramen a few weeks ago, but I forced myself to swallow it instead of coughing it up because I can't afford to waste any food.
Aug 14th, 2003 12:32 AM
Schimid SEMEN
Aug 13th, 2003 10:28 PM
ScruU2wice a plastic bag
Aug 13th, 2003 09:16 PM
Esuohlim Did anyone else notice that this topic died on the first day this board opened and some retard brought it up again?
Aug 13th, 2003 06:38 PM
Sethomas SKA FORUM
Aug 13th, 2003 06:36 PM
starz my friend choked on a penny :/

it was a dare...
Aug 13th, 2003 01:48 PM
.oddity.
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Originally Posted by OperationScuzBucket
Today I choked on a piece of gum...dentyne ice I think...it hurt like hell before I finally managed to hack it up, but it made my breath minty fresh
It's all about the minty freshness.
Aug 13th, 2003 01:40 PM
OperationScuzBucket Today I choked on a piece of gum...dentyne ice I think...it hurt like hell before I finally managed to hack it up, but it made my breath minty fresh
Aug 13th, 2003 01:14 PM
.oddity.
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Originally Posted by soundtest
Quote:
Originally Posted by .oddity.
Man, I SO should've expected that.
Do you watch Friends a lot?
No, but I'm a big fan of Adult Swim on Cartoon Network though. It's tits.
Aug 13th, 2003 01:12 PM
soundtest
Quote:
Originally Posted by .oddity.
Man, I SO should've expected that.
Do you watch Friends a lot?
Aug 13th, 2003 01:06 PM
.oddity. Well, kinda......... Hey, wait...

Is this another one of those cruel, off the wall gay jokes that everyone uses after someone says the words pulling, stretching, swallowed, fucking, and mouth?

Man, I SO should've expected that. Damn.



EDIT: I forgot to quote ole dude talking about tiny dicks. Sorry.
Aug 13th, 2003 01:03 PM
Krythor An entire packet of skittles.

The acidic juice instantly drained from it, disintegrating my vocal cords and leaving a solid rock of sugary crap balancing on munchy limbo. I managed to cough up the rock before it stretched my throat to the size of a duffle bag (length wise, naturally.)

The acid took a while to get over though. The sugar and whatever other additives must have been sticking to the sides of my throat, and the way that it was burning.. I'm surprised I don't have holes through my throat.
Aug 13th, 2003 12:38 PM
Protoclown It felt like a tiny dick, didn't it?

It's okay. You can tell us. We're all sharing here.
Aug 13th, 2003 12:03 PM
.oddity. I choked on a piece of gum before, but it was a little more complicated than me JUST swallowing the gum. I was around 13 or 14... early high school... I was fucking around with my gum - Pulling it from my mouth, stretching it... and then I swallowed half of it, while the other end was still resting in my hand. So, basically, I had this really long piece of gum going all the way down my throat.

I had to make an instant decision, so I yanked the end that I swallowed back up through my throat.

It's probably the most disturbing feeling I've had in my entire life.

That's it though... Kids, don't try this at home.
Aug 13th, 2003 11:33 AM
kellychaos Those huge, horse-pill, monster multi-vitamins are deadly! The closest I came to choking was one of those. Nowadays I have to break them in half and do the quick "take a big gulp while whipping my head back" swallowing technique.
Aug 13th, 2003 11:12 AM
O71394658 I choked on a hot dog once, and pizza cheese a bunch of times.

Also, one time I was sick and had to swallow one of those Ny-Quil gel caps. It kind of got stuck in my throat and it scared the crap out of me. I've had trouble swallowing pills ever since.
Aug 13th, 2003 11:04 AM
KILLADEUCE Luckily i havent choked on anything as of yet but for some reason whenever i eat bran flakes, or wheaties, raisin bran etc- the shit goes in the wrong pipe... Quite fun to give you're self pnemonia because you have rotting food festering in you're lungs... Who needs to Smoke?>!?@
Aug 13th, 2003 10:49 AM
Santina
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chojin
choking on spaghetti is the worst since you have to pull out this long strand :<

i try to choke on spaghetti as often as possible, apparently
I choked on spaghetti last night at dinner like a bunch of times...partly because it's always really dry because I don't put sauce on it.
Well one time I was spitting a penny at people during recess and upon putting it back in my mouth it kind of went into my throat and the only way I could save myself was to swallow it .
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