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Aug 28th, 2003 07:46 AM
Bestrest Nohting can beat the Estonia->Latvia->Lithuana Human Chain its unbeatable :D
Aug 26th, 2003 01:56 PM
Zebra 3 - The Chimp ain't shittin'. The old record held by a bunch of Swedish boy scouts still stands...

- The 69er club is now planning for next year - the world's biggest pillow fight.
Aug 25th, 2003 04:54 PM
AChimp In a recent update, only 69 people showed up.

I shit you not. Sixty-nine.
Aug 25th, 2003 10:25 AM
kellychaos In a recent update, U.S. intelligence agencies let leak details of the planned event to terrorists in an effort to lure in local cells. The terrorists responded by saying " < Belly Laugh > We will let them live. These people are far worse than any pain that WE can inflict upon you. < Gasp, Belly Laugh > "
Aug 24th, 2003 11:48 PM
kahljorn After they have the World's largest group hug, they should have the World's largest mass suicide.
Aug 24th, 2003 11:46 PM
Sethomas Everyone should squeeze as hard as possible to see if they can compress the guy in the middle into a diamond. It could happen!
Aug 24th, 2003 06:12 AM
FS
Re: 5,000 Set to Smash Guinness Record for Group Hug

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Originally Posted by Walter Simard
"There were a lot of things we couldn't do, like the tallest woman or the shortest man," said David Snow
Uh, no shit. :/
Aug 24th, 2003 02:52 AM
El Blanco Jeez, this is the seventh post in this thread and no one has yet made a gang-bang joke. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Aug 24th, 2003 01:35 AM
Big McLargehuge I wonder what the record for most people in a mutual mastubation is?


Because i could break that.



By myself.



That makes no sense
Aug 23rd, 2003 10:33 PM
Jeanette X
Re: 5,000 Set to Smash Guinness Record for Group Hug

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Originally Posted by Walter Simard
ST. JOHN, NFLD. & LABRADOR, CANADA - Organizers are hoping to enter Guinness Book of World Records tomorrow with a huge hug involving 5,000 people. "There were a lot of things we couldn't do, like the tallest woman or the shortest man," said David Snow, operator of the adventure park where the attempt will take place. The group-hug record now stands at 4,703.
Gropefest!
Aug 23rd, 2003 10:22 PM
AChimp Nah. He's just exercising his Texasness... ess. :/
Aug 23rd, 2003 09:38 PM
Zebra 3 ItalianStereotype wants to remind us all that he's simply a sac of shit.
Aug 23rd, 2003 08:15 PM
Big Papa Goat What was the point of that post italian?
Aug 23rd, 2003 07:36 PM
ItalianStereotype know what? you grow more worthless with each post.
Aug 23rd, 2003 07:34 PM
Zebra 3
5,000 Set to Smash Guinness Record for Group Hug

ST. JOHN, NFLD. & LABRADOR, CANADA - Organizers are hoping to enter Guinness Book of World Records tomorrow with a huge hug involving 5,000 people. "There were a lot of things we couldn't do, like the tallest woman or the shortest man," said David Snow, operator of the adventure park where the attempt will take place. The group-hug record now stands at 4,703.

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