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Aug 25th, 2003 01:06 PM
El Blanco You just want me to make a child molester joke, don't you? Is that it? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!?!?!

Well, if it is, too baed, cuz I just can't think of one. I know, it really is a shame.
Aug 25th, 2003 10:19 AM
kellychaos Prediction:

Mr. Bush is going to campaign to strengthen the Boy Scouts of American even to the extent of appearing in public in a adult-sized uniform, a badly coiffed haircut and poorly chosen style of facial hair.
Aug 24th, 2003 11:46 PM
kahljorn That can't be the case, I live all the way in California and George Bush can still piss all over me. There's no escape.
Aug 24th, 2003 11:14 PM
Immortal Goat I noticed that the figure does NOT come with a plane. Perhaps this is because the air force is to scared to let anything that even RESEMBLES our Fearless Leader within pissing-distance of an air craft?
Aug 24th, 2003 04:08 PM
The_Rorschach Weeping creeping Christ. . .Moments like these make me question capitalism. I, personally, find this an affront to my sensibilities. Not so much because Bush is an exceedingly evil man, though that is part of it, but because the creation of such dolls are trivializing the most hallowed institution within America. The only culture we Americans have, the majority of current natives having begun as bastardized Europeans, is a civic and political one.

Never before has any country so enthusiastically contributed towards its own destruction.
Aug 24th, 2003 02:12 PM
El Blanco I think he needs a bigger plane.
Aug 24th, 2003 01:02 PM
AChimp


COINCIDENCE?

It's also ironic that this thing is probably made in China.
Aug 24th, 2003 12:27 PM
El Blanco Most 12 year olds can spell "then", too.

Anyway: 40 friggin dollars for a big GI Joe? Jesus Jumping christ on a pogo stick.
Aug 24th, 2003 12:13 PM
Domo Kun
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Elite Force Aviator
Elite? Bush elite? Thne I say about any 12 year old in America could fly a jet.
Aug 24th, 2003 12:00 PM
mburbank Does the Bush figure come with little doll sized pretzels?
Aug 24th, 2003 12:35 AM
Jeanette X
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I have a Sigmund Freud action figure. He has his own cigar. :/
No cocaine mirror?
No cocaine, no Kung-Fu grip, and no C.G Jung figure to do battle with.
Aug 24th, 2003 12:32 AM
soundtest
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Originally Posted by Jeanette X
I have a Sigmund Freud action figure. He has his own cigar. :/
No cocaine mirror?
Aug 23rd, 2003 09:24 PM
Drew Katsikas I saw one of thems once. They also sold Ernest Hemingway shotglasses.

Aug 23rd, 2003 01:16 PM
Jeanette X I have a Sigmund Freud action figure. He has his own cigar. :/
Aug 23rd, 2003 01:14 PM
Zhukov I think pjalne made it.



John and Tony are both included, Tony is behind George and John is down his pants. Larry is still in the box and Dave is sold seperatley.

Fuckit.
Aug 23rd, 2003 12:10 PM
ScruU2wice

Achimp and Kelly made this whole thread worth reading
Aug 23rd, 2003 11:28 AM
kellychaos It would have to include a HUGE f'n set of balls. The Bill Clinton action figure had a set of detachable testicles that fit snugly inside the purse of the Hillary action figure's purse. *









* Balls sold separately
Aug 23rd, 2003 10:44 AM
AChimp I wonder if it's anatomically correct.
Aug 23rd, 2003 08:29 AM
pjalne I want one, because I'll end up losing it, and then I'll find it again thirty years from now and go 'Holy fuck, those were some craaaaaaaaaazy days!'

I'd never pay for it, though.
Aug 23rd, 2003 08:26 AM
VinceZeb Fuckin' A

Aug 23rd, 2003 05:27 AM
FS I think his face looks dopey.

If it wasn't 40 f'in dollars I'd buy it, though the things I'd do with it would probably be illegal and fall under threatening to kill the president.
Aug 23rd, 2003 03:58 AM
Blue Wait for Tony Blair and John Howard action figures. They can make team freedom
Aug 23rd, 2003 02:38 AM
Big Papa Goat Due to extremely high demand, we will ship your Elite Force Aviator: George W. Bush - U.S. President and Naval Aviator 12" Action Figure based on the date you placed your pre-order.

Extremly high demand? *groans in agony*
Aug 23rd, 2003 12:56 AM
Big McLargehuge
Aug 23rd, 2003 12:53 AM
ScruU2wice im pretty sure that was implied
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