Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > General Blabber > Dear Ladies of I-Mockery... AKA my 200th post...
FAQ Members List Calendar Today's Posts

Thread: Dear Ladies of I-Mockery... AKA my 200th post... Reply to Thread
Title:
Message
Image Verification
Please enter the six letters or digits that appear in the image opposite.


Additional Options
Miscellaneous Options

Topic Review (Newest First)
Aug 27th, 2003 04:53 PM
Rev. Danno Thanks for ruining my thread, don't try copying me to get into my "good book" as if there is such a thing.
Aug 27th, 2003 04:45 PM
mburbank wow
Aug 27th, 2003 04:28 PM
Rev. Danno No max thank you...
I'll still keep love in my heart for you, & I guess I'm not Pregnat, I can't even spell that word, and well... I have a penis. We can still be complete strangers that everyonce in a great while respond to each others threads right?


Ok, now for my second bit of bisness...

Dear ladies of I-Mockery.com Forum,
I was a fool. I love you so much. Remember all those great times we shared. The laughs at others we both took part in. The treads we both responded to... Baby, I'll never do this to you again. I love you.
We've known each other for 1-3 years, you're not going to let something like this get in the way?
Plus, you have to take me back, I think I might be pregnant, or a badger... I forget which one is which, just like I confuse poets with talkshow hosts, & Leonard Nemoy with Leonard Cohen.
I love you. Don't ruin a good thing, like fox ruined the simpsons 10 years ago...

I love you more then I love Tron, or Unicorns,
-Rev. Daniel C. O'Blivion Jr. CC.

Ps. that goes for you too Chojin.
Aug 27th, 2003 04:15 PM
mburbank Okay, look, not to disapoint, but...

A.) If you thought the title of this thread would keep me from reading it, I guess you know you were wrong now.

B.) I only met John F's Mom and Dad, not John F. I thought I'd made that clear.

C.) I'm not so much with the Unicorns. I think Lisa Frank has a lot to answer for. She is A#1 on my shit list and I want to make all kinds of jokes about her but I'm pretty sure no one would know who the HELL I was talking about.

D.) As far as life partnership goes, not that I'm not flattered and the fact that your almost certainly not a woman is only a marginal concern, but I'm WAY less fun in real actuality than I am as an idea. Ask my wife. She'll tell you.


E.) Thanks for ruining this thread.
Aug 27th, 2003 04:13 PM
noob3
Quote:
Originally Posted by glowbelly
uummmm, dude? there's no way that you're dating my kinda/sorta dad.
does that mean he's my kinda/sorta granpa?
Aug 27th, 2003 04:10 PM
Rev. Danno Dude, We are in love... Or at least I am, & I think I'm Pregnant so to totally has to be my boyfriend or something... Don't be bitter, we can still write. I'm going to move to Salem Mass., he's going to write funny stories about us, and our soon to be family.
Aug 27th, 2003 04:03 PM
glowbelly uummmm, dude? there's no way that you're dating my kinda/sorta dad.
Aug 27th, 2003 03:29 PM
Rev. Danno
Dear Ladies of I-Mockery... AKA my 200th post...

Dear ladies of I-mockery.com forum,
Please stop sending me love e-mails. Personal effects in the mail. Stop calling me in the middle of the night. You are a very nice girl(s), but I just don't feel the same about you. We can still be friends. You don't have to give back the stuff I gave you. Let's just remember the good times we had. It's not that I don't like you, it's just that we're different people now. We're not the same people we were 1-3years ago. I really think you are a great person(s) but I havefeelings for someone else.

Please, do not bother me anymore, unless you just want to be friends and you feel you can be civil around me and my soon to be life Partner Max. I love him, he has met John F. from they might be giants, & I'm sure he holds the same love for the Movie Tron, and Unicorns that I do.

Thank you, I wish you the best and a happy life,
Rev. Daniel C. O'Blivion Jr. CC.

Ps. This message goes for you too Chojin...

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:03 PM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.