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May 29th, 2005 09:41 PM
Skulhedface Hillary T!
May 29th, 2005 09:27 PM
neojester12 Hugh Jass

*from da simpsons*
Apr 29th, 2005 08:02 PM
ziggytrix the one about the fucked/screwed quadrapalegic. it's fuckin CLASSIC.
Apr 29th, 2005 07:51 PM
anDROIDdoNUT
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Originally Posted by ziggytrix
i hope people are stilling telling that joke in junior high schools when you get to be my age. :circleoflife
Wait Middle school is junior high right?

I am in seventh grade what joke are you talking about?
Apr 29th, 2005 05:50 PM
ziggytrix i hope people are stilling telling that joke in junior high schools when you get to be my age. :circleoflife
Apr 29th, 2005 05:03 PM
anDROIDdoNUT Oh I didn't mean to put the bold tag there
Apr 29th, 2005 05:00 PM
anDROIDdoNUT Well, One= it isn't from jokes.com

I heard it from a friend today at school, it was funny too because if you ever have watched who's line is it anyway, in the game where you have to only say like 3,4,7 word, he decided to break that joke up into parts so it sounded weird I would have a funny game to post here if I felt like it, but I am in the middle of it.[/b]
Apr 29th, 2005 04:17 PM
rockets redglare Android, would it be possible for you to copy the entire database over there at jokes.com and post it here? Thanks.
Apr 29th, 2005 03:58 PM
anDROIDdoNUT Here is a real joke . . .


A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead,
were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman, the brunette, walked over to the man and
said "Have you ever had a hug?"

The man said "No.", so she gave him a hug and walked on.

Next, the redhead went to him and asked "Have you ever had a kiss?"

The man said "No.", so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

Last, the blonde came to him and said "Have you ever been screwed?

The fellow excitedly said "No, I haven't!".

She said "Well, I think you will be when the tide comes in."
Apr 2nd, 2005 07:04 AM
Blood Serpent
Re: hey guys I have a joke for you...

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Originally Posted by Geggy
APRIL FOOL!!

Hahahahaha that joke never gets old.
Way to early there to say such a thing there, smart man.

Fucking Idiot!!
Apr 1st, 2005 03:51 PM
Mockery Mock Wars you say? Why I'd be happy to, Madamme.
Apr 1st, 2005 03:50 PM
Bell E. Laffs Please move to mock wars before Immortal Goat hurts my old woman feelings.
Apr 1st, 2005 03:43 PM
Bell E. Laffs Something dykes drink in Vermont.

Jay Oakes
Apr 1st, 2005 03:34 PM
rockets redglare Jacques U. Larity


P.S. What's an "expresso"?
Apr 1st, 2005 03:34 PM
Emu i'm convinced that this is the best avatar ever
Apr 1st, 2005 03:33 PM
Bell E. Laffs You should be the butch weatherman.
Apr 1st, 2005 03:33 PM
Immortal Goat Oh, that Geggy. You really had me convinced.
Apr 1st, 2005 03:27 PM
Bell E. Laffs
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Originally Posted by Immortal Goat
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Originally Posted by Bell E. Laffs
And congrats to Immortal Goat for once again proving the comedy of threes. Great job, chucklefuck. I could see why everyone loves you.
Sorry to interrupt your genious, but could you go pick up my car? And don't scratch the door like you did last time. If you do, you will not only recieve no tip this evening, but I will have to report you to your boss, Mr. Beeghly.
Wow, I never had someone write a fanfiction about me. Do go on, Immortal Wit.

Gutt, Buster
Apr 1st, 2005 03:08 PM
rockets redglare Kackin A. Shun
Apr 1st, 2005 03:07 PM
Immortal Goat So Bell E. Laffs was your character? Thank Jebus.
Apr 1st, 2005 03:05 PM
Geggy Hey guys lighten up it was only a joke. God!
Apr 1st, 2005 03:00 PM
Immortal Goat
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Originally Posted by Bell E. Laffs
And congrats to Immortal Goat for once again proving the comedy of threes. Great job, chucklefuck. I could see why everyone loves you.
Sorry to interrupt your genious, but could you go pick up my car? And don't scratch the door like you did last time. If you do, you will not only recieve no tip this evening, but I will have to report you to your boss, Mr. Beeghly.
Apr 1st, 2005 02:53 PM
bigtimecow my belly's laughing.
Apr 1st, 2005 02:52 PM
Bell E. Laffs
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Originally Posted by Mockery
Can I have your autograph? I mean, you've stated that you have a "carrer" in the comedy business. I don't know what that really means exactly, but I'm sure it at least means I could make a buck off of your signature on eBay.
I'm afraid my arthritis will prevent your dreams from coming true.

And congrats to Immortal Goat for once again proving the comedy of threes. Great job, chucklefuck. I could see why everyone loves you.

And rockets, try this one, Hugh Moore.
Apr 1st, 2005 02:43 PM
bigtimecow and after reading rockets redglare's post i just look at his avatar and it makes it 100000000000000000000x as funny.
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