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[QUOTE=Seven Force;374181][23:18] JayWolf1985: Hello Seven Force.
I'm a new member of I-Mockery forums and thought I should become acquainted with some of the other members.  Hope you don't terribly mind.

[23:19] Brian: Nope, not at all.
[23:19] Brian: How are you?

[23:19] JayWolf1985: I am good.
 I must say I liked your Secret Santa story
[23:19] JayWolf1985: And how are you?

[23:19] Brian: I'm pretty good.
[23:21] Brian: What's your account name?

[23:21] JayWolf1985: Lycurgus1985, I have yet to post.  I was waiting for my membership to be authorized

[23:22] Brian: Ah.

[23:24] JayWolf1985: Anyway, I wanted to say that I actually kind of thought up a follow-up for your Secret Santa story.  I'm debating whether or not to post it though.  Wondering if I could share the idea with you and see what you thought.  You know, get your opinion and/or approval.

[23:24] Brian: Ok.

[23:24] JayWolf1985: Ok, first things first, I must ask if you have ever seen the movie Sleepaway Camp
[23:24] JayWolf1985: It kind of ties into that

[23:25] Brian: No, I haven't. 
[23:26] Brian: But go on.

[23:26] JayWolf1985: Ok, it's a 1983 slasher/drama about a shy young girl named Angela whose father and brother were killed in a boating accident, putting her in the care of her crazy Aunt Martha.  One summer, Angela goes to camp with her cousin Ricky and immediately becomes the camp outcast but sparking up a relationship with Ricky's friend, Paul.
[23:27] JayWolf1985: Anyway, all of Angela's tormentors end up getting killed off ( surprise, surprise!) in rather cruel ways
[23:28] JayWolf1985: Cook getting boiling hot water poured all over him, throwing a beehive into a stall while one of her tormentors is "occupado," curling tongs into lower nether regions, etc
[23:28] JayWolf1985: Anyway, it's obvious who the killer is

[23:28] Brian: Ricky?

[23:28] JayWolf1985: But the surprise is that Angela is really her brother Peter who has been brainwashed by her Aunt Martha to be his sister because she always wanted a little girl
[23:29] JayWolf1985: And the movie ends with a crazed Angela/Peter standing there with knife in hand and naked as a j-bird
[23:29] JayWolf1985: It's quite disturbing to say the least
[23:29] JayWolf1985: Anyway, after reading that ending, I'm sure you can guess where that might tie into the follow-up to your story I had in mind.
[23:29] JayWolf1985: But that's not the whole equation to it

[23:32] Brian: How does it tie in?

[23:34] JayWolf1985: But anyway, the idea of the story is I feel bad for you so I travel all the way to where you live and sneak into your house to get you away from that Romeo doll.  Since you don't know me, you put up a bit of a struggle so I end up kidnapping you and taking you away to meet a lovely young woman.  And it ends with the Romeo doll coming about just as soon as you're about to have some fun with the girl, thus resulting into the dreaded curse he made about if you went to bed with any women from now on.  Basically it'd be in the vein of how RoG tells his stories, making things that are usually quite serious light-hearted like the kidnapping bit and all.
  
  And now you're probably thinking whacko.  Am I right?  :-P

[23:34] Brian: brb

[23:36] JayWolf1985: Calling the cops, right? :-P
[23:46] JayWolf1985: Well, I have to reboot.
  Sorry for wasting your time.  I know I probably came off as a creep so sorry.
  Later, that's if you aren't completely freaked out by me.
  Bye.

[23:46] Brian: It's ok. Enjoyed your story.

---End Of Correspondence---[/QUOTE]

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Jan 17th, 2006 01:26 AM

Wiffle Bat

Hi, new person. Feel free to taste any edibles lying around ^^

Jan 16th, 2006 10:02 PM

CosmoToad

How the heck does all this random crap go into a HI IM Friggin new thread

Jan 16th, 2006 09:59 PM

xbxDaniel

Quote:

Originally Posted by ziggytrix

I dunno, he kinda fills a void that Jonathan Clement's absence left.

Clement stayed in the DDAAF forums though, this guy is everywhere, and he uses emoticons out the ass.

Jan 16th, 2006 09:42 PM

Lycurgus1985

Quote:

Originally Posted by ziggytrix

I wasn't talking to you.

Emo tear!

No, not really. :P

Jan 16th, 2006 09:40 PM

ziggytrix

I wasn't talking to you.

Jan 16th, 2006 09:39 PM

Lycurgus1985

Quote:

Originally Posted by ziggytrix

I dunno, he kinda fills a void that Jonathan Clement's absence left.

Excuse me while I go and roll on the floor, laughing my fucking ass off. Hey, that'll be more weight off me. HUZZAH!

Jan 16th, 2006 09:34 PM

ziggytrix

I dunno, he kinda fills a void that Jonathan Clement's absence left.

Jan 16th, 2006 09:09 PM

MetalMilitia

ha! he claims to be good at internet but doesn't even know nettiquete!

Jan 16th, 2006 09:08 PM

executioneer

yes because it means he's yelling doi

Jan 16th, 2006 08:51 PM

Lycurgus1985

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS

YOU STILL HAVE TO SHUTUP THAT'S THE IMPORTANT PART.

Am I really suppose to take you seriously when you write in all caps like that?

Jan 16th, 2006 08:39 PM

GADZOOKS

YOU STILL HAVE TO SHUTUP THAT'S THE IMPORTANT PART.

Jan 16th, 2006 08:37 PM

Lycurgus1985

Even if you're being sarcastic Schimid, thanks anyway.

By the way GADZOOKS, rejoice for you've won the sig battle. :P

Jan 16th, 2006 08:29 PM

Schimid

awesome.

Jan 16th, 2006 08:25 PM

GADZOOKS

Lycurgus1985 reduce that signature and quit responding to every fucking post or you will be banned.

Jan 16th, 2006 08:25 PM

Lycurgus1985

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar

that depends, do they contain disgusting photoshoped images?

No they contain taboos such as unfunny stereotypes, naughty language, and bad effects that are suppose to be shocking.

Jan 16th, 2006 08:23 PM

Misdemonar

that depends, do they contain disgusting photoshoped images?

Jan 16th, 2006 08:21 PM

Lycurgus1985

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar

you're "Tarot" card.

If that makes you sick, stay away from all rated R movies, trust me!

Jan 16th, 2006 08:20 PM

Lycurgus1985

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

This isn't a Chinese restuarant you insensitive cunt!!!

Oh you're right.
I'm on the forums.
Goodness me, I need new glasses even though I have no eye problems. :P

Jan 16th, 2006 08:20 PM

Misdemonar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lycurgus1985

How did my journal make you sick? Some of the people on my friend's list... Yes, they are very weird and I'm contemplating deleted them from my friend's list. However, as for my content, what's so disgusting? I'm as clean as they come.

However, I am aware some of you play dirty. This is something I'm not afraid to do just as long as I can have a nice shower afterwards.

you're "Tarot" card.

Jan 16th, 2006 08:18 PM

Lycurgus1985

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

you share too much about yourself did you know that

*goes and listens to the best show on wfmu while eating a hamburger, my favorite food*

Well, there's plenty of me to go around.
And not in that way you sick freak you.

Jan 16th, 2006 08:09 PM

Jixby Phillips

you share too much about yourself did you know that

*goes and listens to the best show on wfmu while eating a hamburger, my favorite food*

Jan 16th, 2006 08:08 PM

MetalMilitia

This isn't a Chinese restuarant you insensitive cunt!!!

Jan 16th, 2006 08:06 PM

Lycurgus1985

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS

Do you want to suck a wolf's tail?

No, but I would like some orange chicken, chicken fried rice, chow mein, an egg roll, and some Cherry Coke to go on the side. Thanks for asking.

Jan 16th, 2006 08:01 PM

GADZOOKS

Do you want to suck a wolf's tail?

Jan 16th, 2006 07:58 PM

Lycurgus1985

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

Can somone read this chat log then tell me if it sucks?

Yes, it sucks.

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