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Oct 8th, 2003 01:36 AM
Spooky [quote="LacrimansTaurne"]
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i know people like this...

You just described one of my old college room-mates. He was a hulking mass of fat who showered once a week if we were lucky and he'd leave his nasty sweat-stained socks all over our tiny dorm room. In fact, that guy in the picture even looks like him (well, minus the lobster hat and goggles.)

OH MAN, IS THAT YOU? FUNNY WE SHOULD MEET ON THESE BOARDS!



jay-frontslash-kay, jay-frontslash-kay!
Oct 8th, 2003 12:34 AM
LacrimansTaurne
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i know people like this...

they drink lots of milk and smell awful and don't know it...
...

You just described one of my old college room-mates. He was a hulking mass of fat who showered once a week if we were lucky and he'd leave his nasty sweat-stained socks all over our tiny dorm room. In fact, that guy in the picture even looks like him (well, minus the lobster hat and goggles.)
Oct 7th, 2003 09:41 PM
Bod I once had a b/f that had the nick-name 'Spade-face' cos people said he looked like he'd been hit in the face with a spade. But I would have rated him 10 if I did that kind of thing.

At least you're not rated by your bra-size..........or are you?
Oct 7th, 2003 06:58 PM
Rez
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Originally Posted by HickMan
Hey, at least you don't look like this guy.
i know people like this...

they drink lots of milk and smell awful and don't know it...
Oct 7th, 2003 06:48 PM
dj bastard dont sweat it proto, im an ugly fucker but i had no problem with the ladies, until i open my mouth im a total gimp, but once i have
grabbed the girls attention ( i said attention chimp not titties ) the rest is easy, if you are thinking ugly youll project uglyness. !

i reckon some girls think im hot some girls think im not, but i dont waste my time with the "nots" i get on down with the "hots" if
you get my meaning, i reckon im about a 5 with an error margin of
+ / - 5, i think just about everyone is, arent they. ?

ps; its the first pic i ever saw of you and you aint half as ugly as you tell ppl.
Oct 7th, 2003 06:09 PM
mburbank The really sad part? That's his driver's lisence picture.






THANK YOU!
Oct 7th, 2003 06:07 PM
Carnivore
I give Proto a ten!
Oct 7th, 2003 05:56 PM
mburbank i recently adopted Danica McKellar and she's llright with the lids and only chews the furniture a little, but I hate getting up before sunrise and follwoing her through te neighborhood with a bag over my hand cleaning up her poops.

So over all, I give her a five. She's pretty, but Jesus christ. I hate holding a hot friggin' poop in my hand.
Oct 7th, 2003 05:43 PM
Skulhedface Well, if it's any consolation, Proto, I've been rated an 8 before and STILL had her tell me I wasn't dateable.

I rate myself a 2 just for that alone
Oct 7th, 2003 05:35 PM
HickMan Seriously, nobody desirves a one. Protoclown, you at least desirve a seven.

psst...thats a 70%!
Oct 7th, 2003 04:41 PM
mburbank I think adopting a greyhound is good thing to do, but not as good as being adopted by one. I give greyhound adoption a Nine, but only because the chick that played Winnie on the wonder years gives everything a ten and if I set an example of restrint I think she might... wait, what thread is this?
Oct 7th, 2003 04:32 PM
kellychaos If it wasn't against nature, I would totally seks up Proto ... but God already put one asshole in my pants.
Oct 7th, 2003 04:29 PM
Helm I've never been told my rating by a girl, but if I had and she had said anything less than 5 I'd punch her in the face and then proclaim loudly that she just lost a few points herself.

I think Proto looks nice. And I don't see anything wrong with his dress sense either.

But I am a guy, after all
Oct 7th, 2003 03:10 PM
O71394658 If I was female, I would give you at least a 5 for the KMFDM T-shirt. :/
Oct 7th, 2003 01:19 PM
glowbelly you will if i make you
Oct 7th, 2003 12:12 PM
Protoclown I totally do, but I would NEVER be on television.
Oct 7th, 2003 07:09 AM
glowbelly proto needs a visit from the fab five!
Oct 7th, 2003 06:58 AM
Helm We were nice kids. We only shared our oppinions on girls we saw on the street if we liked them. Shallow, but nice.
Oct 7th, 2003 05:45 AM
Blue The only thing that ever got a chick for me cause i have only had the one i have now was an ORGY shirt. It used to be black with a silvery speck ( a candyass tour shirt ) and besides that i was just dressed all in black. All i ever where is skatey shorts all year around too and cargos are a formal as i get for long pants. Every shirt i wear besides a few polos are all band shirts and from what i have experianced chicks like dudes with long hair. I think it is cause they like to play with it so much. I'd be a five if i was lucky heh.
Oct 7th, 2003 05:26 AM
the_dudefather
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Originally Posted by Protoclown
I think it's my complete and utter lack of any sense of style that really makes me unattractive to most females, above and beyond any other factors. I wear black jeans and t-shirts like ALL the time. Usually the t-shirts have bands and stuff on them, but sometimes they go more into geek territory like Star Wars or something. I think those are an automatic turn-off right there.
my resident evil t-shirt (featuring a zombie cop and hand-eating crow) turned out to be a chick magnet. the only problem is its only worked on one so far, but we've been together ever since (awww)

so remember flesh eating birds and the undead can work! (god im pathedic)

p.s: i would rate myself a 4, not pretty, but not THAT ugly[/i]
Oct 7th, 2003 04:50 AM
Dole Don't sweat it Proto, we all know you're hot.
Oct 7th, 2003 02:54 AM
Drev I can't decide to either have a beer belly of just ripped abs. If I have ripped abs, the ladies will like it, but if I have a beer belly (I don't even drink) ladies would want to rub my belly.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?
Oct 7th, 2003 01:36 AM
soundtest
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Originally Posted by Protoclown
Fuck that, I just need to get a sense of style and I'm all set.
Lose the black jeans and you're set. Mainly if they're Levi's and especially if they're orange tab. Other than that you are rockin dude.

Edit: grunge is coming back in a big way! you heard it here first!
Oct 7th, 2003 01:22 AM
Jeanette X Black is a good color on Proto. Hell, it looks good on virtually anyone. You can't go wrong with black.
Oct 7th, 2003 01:06 AM
Ghost of Fraiser for god sakes a 1? What the hell would they rate the elephant man then? A .05, I'm sure those girls don't understand decimals.

I'm like a 4 or a 5, I'm average, baby.
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