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Nov 19th, 2004 04:34 AM
WTF O my God, you CAN spell!

What phun
Nov 19th, 2004 03:40 AM
Phunman ACES HIGH!
There goes the siren that warns of the air raid
Then comes the sound of the guns sending flak
Out for the scramble we've got to get airborne
Got to get up for the coming attack.

Jump in the cockpit and start up the engines
Remove all the wheelblocks there's no time to waste
Gathering speed as we head down the runway
Gotta get airborne before it's too late.

Running, scrambling, flying
Rolling, turning, diving, going in again
Run, live to fly, fly to live, do or die
Run, live to fly, fly to live. Aces high.

Move in to fire at the mainstream of bombers
Let off a sharp burst and then turn away
Roll over, spin round and come in behind them
Move to their blindsides and firing again.

Bandits at 8 O'clock move in behind us
Ten ME-109's out of the sun
Ascending and turning our spitfires to face them
Heading straight for them I press down my guns

Rolling, turning, diving
Rolling, turning, diving, going in again
Run, live to fly, fly to live, do or die
Run, live to fly, fly to live, Aces high.
Nov 18th, 2004 02:48 PM
WTF
Quote:
Originally Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard





If those dont express my opinions on the subject, then frankly I dont know what does.
Why am I missing the emoticon, hmmm?
Nov 18th, 2004 02:46 PM
WTF Jip Bionic!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Father §paz
Quote:
Originally Posted by Father §paz
.............What?
Welcome Spaz, don't be rude now. All this being yourself bullshit is for anime lovers :/
Nov 18th, 2004 02:45 PM
ZekeySpaceyLizard




If those dont express my opinions on the subject, then frankly I dont know what does.
Nov 18th, 2004 02:39 PM
Bionic Sheep Arf indeed. :D

/me gets married to everyone

. . . . oh wait, martial law. I thought it said marital.

On that note, I hereby declare that we need a new Mockery Only thread from which we can shout at each other and post inanely.
Nov 18th, 2004 02:28 PM
WTF Ouch :/

I should have waited a little longer with the second reply.

Nov 18th, 2004 02:23 PM
Guitar Woman
Quote:
Originally Posted by Father §paz
.............What?
Nov 18th, 2004 02:21 PM
WTF And o yes, Spaz, for not getting the trick I just played on you, because you are now wasting time scrolling to page 1 to read Cohjin's posts and thus wasting time on flaming me. :/

Hi Bionic

Hi Fu

Hi Spacey

Buy-buy Spaz :/
Nov 18th, 2004 02:17 PM
WTF For jumping straight into our thread and not understanding what Cohjin has said right in the beginning. hat raises serious question for your understanding of the english language although it is your native tongue :/
Nov 18th, 2004 02:12 PM
Guitar Woman .............What?
Nov 18th, 2004 02:11 PM
WTF Spaz, english is your first language! What is your excuse??

Nov 18th, 2004 02:08 PM
Guitar Woman Shut up, all of you.
Nov 18th, 2004 02:05 PM
Dr. Fu But the Nazi Crabs are coming!


Get onto the zeppelin!
Nov 18th, 2004 02:04 PM
WTF
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bionic Sheep
Heh.

Soooo, I can cause a mad scramble in your humble abode simply by vocalizing a desire to utilise protracted and, indeed, extended passages which may appear obstreperous to someone whose native tongue is not English?

Arf.
Dictionary, dictionary and more dictionary!!!
Nov 18th, 2004 02:03 PM
WTF Well Bionic, I am trying at least.

I am from South Africa right at the bottom of Africa and my first language is actually "Afrikaans". It is like a sort of "Flemish". Google it and you will get more info.

My english is thus not that good and I must admit that I need to post with the dictionary next to me. :/

It is like that word Terra used "eviscerate" in her post. I had no coocking clue what it means and man, was I scrambling for the dictionary for that one, hey.
Nov 18th, 2004 02:02 PM
Bionic Sheep Heh.

Soooo, I can cause a mad scramble in your humble abode simply by vocalizing a desire to utilise protracted and, indeed, extended passages which may appear obstreperous to someone whose native tongue is not English?

Arf.
Nov 18th, 2004 01:53 PM
Dr. Fu I liiiiike to eat pieeee
I got 68 pieee

Want pie now.
Nov 18th, 2004 01:51 PM
WTF Well Bionic, I am trying at least.

I am from South Africa right at the bottom of Africa and my first language is actually "Afrikaans". It is like a sort of "Flemish". Google it and you will get more info.

My english is thus not that good and I must admit that I need to post with the dictionary next to me. :/

It is like that word Terra used "eviscerate" in her post. I had no coocking clue what it means and man, was I scrambling for the dictionary for that one, hey.
Nov 18th, 2004 01:49 PM
Bionic Sheep Children.

Mock war is now over.

Fu, he's being friendly.

I'm in the UK. :o omh limey scumsucker

And yourself?
Nov 18th, 2004 01:46 PM
ZekeySpaceyLizard Masturbation.
No breathing.
Dont give a fuck if I cut my dick bleeding.


(guitar solo)


THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!
THIS IS PALM SPRINGS RESORT!
THIS PLACE HAS POOLS AND SPORTS!
AND THIS IS NOT A RETORT!
WOOGLE WOOGLE BLORT BLORT!
Nov 18th, 2004 01:44 PM
Dr. Fu
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Fu
If I wanted to hear from an asshole I'd fart.
Did you say something?
Nov 18th, 2004 01:43 PM
WTF [quote="Dr. FuI said the post above was my final post, but it looks like I'm going to have to scratch that post and burn it.[/quote]



This one I will let you slip by, FU

I fucking serious ok! Are you from the US?
Nov 18th, 2004 01:36 PM
ZekeySpaceyLizard Four score and seven beers ago I vomited.




Good day. :/
Nov 18th, 2004 01:34 PM
Dr. Fu
Quote:
Originally Posted by WTF
- If the opponent gets angry,
- If the opponent uses the words "moron"
- If the opponet uses words like "Boo Frickin Hoo" or some similar tripe.
- If the opponent use some lame "please commit suicide" or "exit Life" as a sort of punh-out mock.
I said the post above was my final post, but it looks like I'm going to have to scratch that post and burn it.

I'm not doing a fucking mock war. Mock wars are stupid.

Also, note that NONE of the mock war losers actually said the above? I think someone died and gave you permission to edit the mock war rules above, eh?

Seriously.

If you have nothing to say, don't say it.

If I wanted to hear from a fucking asshole from you, I'd fart.
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