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Dec 18th, 2005 11:35 AM
Ivan Raged
Dec 18th, 2005 02:15 AM
GADZOOKS Youn know you were actually better when you pretended to be a stupid boxer.

But even then you were the PITS
Dec 18th, 2005 12:15 AM
Ivan Raged
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Originally Posted by SlyBattery
I thought your only god was some pig named Old Major. Sorry all the Russian history I know I learned from Animal Farm. What society is run by animals, anyways? No wonder you failed.

That was the old god of kickass (we are a polytheistic commune) until we all saw Walker:Texas ranger on an old TV someone found. We thought that this was a message from our god of awesome so when we turned it on the first thing we see is Walker and he became the honored god of gods.
Dec 17th, 2005 11:25 PM
executioneer guys guys guys, you're forgetting something important:

shut it
Dec 17th, 2005 11:24 PM
SuperChicken That word that I obviously can't spell properly.
Dec 17th, 2005 07:28 AM
Rosenstern Hey! What the fuck is "SAUEKRAUT"?!
Dec 17th, 2005 05:03 AM
SuperChicken Jesus is just insecure because he has a foot fetish and likes being nailed up to wooden boards. It was very hard to have a foot fetish and like weird bondage in Biblical times. He also had a small penis, as symbolised by the cross which is totally compensating for something.
Dec 12th, 2005 06:58 PM
executioneer fucking no, says jesus
Dec 12th, 2005 06:19 AM
Jixby Phillips jesus says no fucking
Dec 12th, 2005 04:34 AM
SlyBattery I thought your only god was some pig named Old Major. Sorry all the Russian history I know I learned from Animal Farm. What society is run by animals, anyways? No wonder you failed.
Dec 11th, 2005 03:25 PM
Jixby Phillips right?
Dec 11th, 2005 03:25 PM
Jixby Phillips I hate that character
Dec 11th, 2005 05:05 AM
Jixby Phillips nman this character sucks

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck i'm sucing a dick right now HELP
Dec 10th, 2005 10:50 PM
Ivan Raged There is only one God......CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!!!!!! may his roundhouse kick be swift and painful to all his followers
Dec 9th, 2005 12:20 AM
Sethomas Yes, because a "forum" is in the message board class, whereas blogging is a totally different phylum.

But yes, stupidity abounds.
Dec 9th, 2005 12:07 AM
Seven Force
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sethomas
It makes me sad that there are people who think this is a "blog".
Is it worse than that idiot who called individual threads "forums"? I thought that was pretty stupid.
Dec 8th, 2005 11:12 PM
maggiekarp Well, it is Loveline...
Dec 8th, 2005 04:28 PM
Sethomas It makes me sad that there are people who think this is a "blog".
Dec 7th, 2005 11:11 PM
Skulhedface Now if only Jesus had said "No Posting", this thread would be approximately 55% more fag-free.
Dec 5th, 2005 07:40 PM
Womti im sorry....im new to this blog so i have no way of knowing what has been executed so far.
Dec 5th, 2005 06:56 PM
The Retro Kat Died a dishonorable death...LIKE JESUS.
Dec 5th, 2005 06:48 PM
Rosenstern This thread died a dishonorable death many months ago, womti. Please never bump up a thread like that ever again.
Dec 5th, 2005 06:42 PM
Womti there is no god ^_^ i stopped worrying about him when i was 12.
Sep 21st, 2005 04:56 PM
HickMan awww shucks
Sep 21st, 2005 11:16 AM
Dr. Boogie Banned Jesus Fucker.
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