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Oct 15th, 2006 02:55 PM | |||
die_coke |
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Oct 15th, 2006 02:31 PM | |||
Misdemonar |
I like vacumms because they SUCK! thanks Bubsy |
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Oct 15th, 2006 01:08 PM | |||
Fathom Zero |
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Oct 15th, 2006 12:05 PM | |||
zeldasbiggestfan | Shouldnt this be in the Art Shit forum? | ||
Oct 15th, 2006 11:38 AM | |||
die_coke | Fathom Zero your sentances are always really short. What are you? I'm one of the few people in the world that don't have a myspace account. I just don't get it... | ||
Oct 14th, 2006 09:09 PM | |||
Fathom Zero | That poem sucks. Put it on Myspace. | ||
Oct 14th, 2006 08:33 PM | |||
die_coke |
I was reading in a book that I keep on a shelf that determined at best, duties to ones health you should not smoke cigerettes, or look at girls undressed this vision alone can cause unbriddled heart ache and stress alcohol is a killer and is also a social menace causes people to streak during games of televised tennis weed is fun for a while, till it makes you paranoid or depresses you to the point when you contimplate suicide a heart attack can be brought on by eating too much pork there's bacteria, you will find hidden on your fork if a pidgeon poops in your salad, please throw it away this crap can cause heart disease, and excess teeth decay remember to get up early, and to eat lots of fruit so you live a long and boring life and be buried in a suit |
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Oct 14th, 2006 08:17 PM | |||
die_coke |
to Grislygus I imagine your poem being read in a posh british accent...nice though. |
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Oct 14th, 2006 04:14 PM | |||
Grislygus |
When people do what you hate most, And expect you all to laud their post; Don't be harsh, just call them gay. They may repent another day. But if the days and months do pass, Then kick them in their sorry ass. If they keep posting on the run, Show them the pain has just begun. Begin a mocking potpourrie, There's no shortage of insults, they will soon see. It doesn't matter if it's crass, Simply remember, they're of a junior class. So here's the moral of our tale; In the face of torment, any man will soon pale But don't forget, there's real people out there, though they should probably stick to Solitaire. |
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Oct 14th, 2006 02:02 PM | |||
MarioRPG | I believe those last 6 lines set the bar too high for further revisions. | ||
Oct 14th, 2006 11:42 AM | |||
Fathom Zero | Now you're in Fantasyland. | ||
Oct 14th, 2006 04:30 AM | |||
die_coke |
when people do what you hate most and dont reply to your insightful post dont be sad and act all gay they may reply another day but if the days and months do pass and still no one replies to your sorry ass then take your computer on the run to see if there still alive in Basildon where you meet a girl called Sadie she says "what a mighty CPU you have, won't you lay me?" and you get it on right there, in the grass now she loves your sorry ass so heres the moral of our tale the internet may be pretty swell but dont forget there's real people out there and some girls dont wear underwear |
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Oct 14th, 2006 04:20 AM | |||
die_coke |
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Oct 14th, 2006 12:02 AM | |||
Esuohlim | Did you seriously just write a poem about the internet | ||
Oct 13th, 2006 10:05 PM | |||
executioneer |
i think "bad poem" is kinda redundant unless you were perhaps born in the 1800s |
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Oct 13th, 2006 07:14 PM | |||
Grislygus |
When people do what you hate most And expect you all to laud their post Don't be harsh, just call them gay They may repent another day But if the days and months do pass Then kick them in their sorry ass. |
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Oct 13th, 2006 06:22 PM | |||
die_coke |
an unfinished bad poem when people do what you hate most and dont reply to your insightful post dont be sad and act all gay they may reply another day but if the days and months do pass and still no one replies to your sorry ass...... ???? |