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Oct 7th, 2004 09:30 PM
Immortal Goat
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Originally Posted by Burger Lord
The mall management closed down a KB Toys I worked in so they could use the space for a Hot Topic in some damn "bring the teens back to the mall" program, thus firing all KB employees...same thing happened to a waldenbooks across the hall too, with a Hot Topic-ish place called passport.
That sucks. They took out our Suncoast to put in a Hot Topic.
Oct 7th, 2004 07:00 PM
ninja wolf But kelly chaos I put a lot of valubalues in one room of the church. BTW a few years ago some robbers broke into a church and took a crap on the bible.
Oct 7th, 2004 01:52 PM
Burger Lord The mall management closed down a KB Toys I worked in so they could use the space for a Hot Topic in some damn "bring the teens back to the mall" program, thus firing all KB employees...same thing happened to a waldenbooks across the hall too, with a Hot Topic-ish place called passport.
Oct 5th, 2004 06:16 PM
Immortal Goat
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Originally Posted by Burger Lord
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Originally Posted by Immortal Goat
Burger Lord, did you get your signature from one of those HARDCORE Hot Topic shirts? Cuz if you did, then that's HARDCORE!!!
..I lost my job because of Hot Topic, and thankyou for bringing up a painful subject goddamnit, well not really I never liked that job anyway. And I think the high school kids wouldn't think I'm cool anyway if I did wear that shit. Besides I don't hate my parents and I actually know what Flogging Molly is, so I don't qualify...
and my sig came from a night of making fun of my neighbor who has a restraining order on him from his underage girlfriends parents, his life is so white trash it's it should be on tv.
How did HOt Topic cause you to lose your job? In all seriousness, btw. NOt insulting.
Oct 5th, 2004 05:36 PM
ThisIsWitty I got a Frosty from Wendy's and it was sour I think someone pissed in it or something.
Oct 5th, 2004 02:15 AM
Stardrowned
Oct 5th, 2004 12:07 AM
Anonymous Just like someone I know!
Oct 4th, 2004 10:01 PM
Mike There are already so many "look I got spam" threads. It's no longer funny.
Oct 4th, 2004 09:59 PM
Burger Lord
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Originally Posted by Immortal Goat
Burger Lord, did you get your signature from one of those HARDCORE Hot Topic shirts? Cuz if you did, then that's HARDCORE!!!
..I lost my job because of Hot Topic, and thankyou for bringing up a painful subject goddamnit, well not really I never liked that job anyway. And I think the high school kids wouldn't think I'm cool anyway if I did wear that shit. Besides I don't hate my parents and I actually know what Flogging Molly is, so I don't qualify...
and my sig came from a night of making fun of my neighbor who has a restraining order on him from his underage girlfriends parents, his life is so white trash it's it should be on tv.
Oct 4th, 2004 05:22 PM
ThisIsWitty :/
Oct 4th, 2004 05:13 PM
FS THE DAMP MOOSE HAS SPOKEN!!
Oct 4th, 2004 04:56 PM
The Damp Moose Is it a sin or something to make change with a collection plate?
Oct 4th, 2004 04:50 PM
Sethomas Collection plate

Heating bills.
Oct 4th, 2004 04:49 PM
kellychaos I put a cookie in it once because I thought that Jesus would like Oreos.
Oct 4th, 2004 04:47 PM
The Damp Moose Collection Plate
Oct 4th, 2004 04:23 PM
kellychaos Verse 14. "And He found in the temple those who were selling oxen and sheep and doves, and the money changers seated at their tables."

The temple in Jerusalem was a building where people in Israel went to worship God. Men were selling animals that were to be used as sacrifices (substitutes) for sin. Other men (money changers) were cheating people by charging too much money for the "temple shekels" (a special kind of money) used to buy the animals.

Verse 15. "And He made a scourge of cords, and drove them all out of the temple, with the sheep and the oxen; and He poured out the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables;"

Jesus saw the money changers cheat the people (verse 14). As He stood there, He made a sort of whip out of ropes or strings. He started swinging it at the cheaters and drove them out of the temple. Jesus threw the money and the tables onto the floor. God does not want people to be cheaters and take advantage of others.

Verse 16. "and to those who were selling the doves He said, ‘Take these things away; stop making My Father's house a place of business.’"

We should not be in God's house for money. When we are in God's house (a church or a temple), we are there to love God and learn about Him. The money changers (Verses 15 & 16) had turned God's house into some kind of "business" or "store." Jesus told them to "stop" doing that.
Oct 4th, 2004 04:14 PM
The Damp Moose
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> We'll match you up with the BEST provider based on
> YOUR NEEDS, and we will do it the Christian Way,
> using only Chritian Lending Principles.

:/


Chritian Lending Principle? And just what is that?


And what's the Christian way?
Oct 4th, 2004 04:13 PM
kellychaos You have to admit that it IS an interesting angle and that there is bound to be a few freaks that will fall in line. :worthashot
Oct 4th, 2004 03:25 PM
Immortal Goat Burger Lord, did you get your signature from one of those HARDCORE Hot Topic shirts? Cuz if you did, then that's HARDCORE!!!
Oct 4th, 2004 02:57 PM
Burger Lord so, what if you don't qualify for the Jesus loan? Does that mean Jesus really dosen't love you and you're going to hell completely in deb?
Oct 4th, 2004 09:24 AM
Cosmo Electrolux Christian Marital Aids, Inc.....they have these "annointing oils" and special "manna".....and butt plugs.
Oct 3rd, 2004 08:05 PM
mburbank Hey, I got a Christian Home equity come on! Is this some kind of scam, or are they for real?
Oct 3rd, 2004 04:36 AM
FS I refinance for the Lord!
Oct 3rd, 2004 01:46 AM
AChimp By "helping you find the best lender," they really mean "find a Jew that they can beat up in a few years."
Oct 3rd, 2004 01:45 AM
Sethomas You really just work for them and want commissions.
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