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Feb 1st, 2009 07:22 PM
Tadao Revco is alright, sex before the show would make them better.
Feb 1st, 2009 06:18 PM
Bod Well the final tour was last year, so yeah, you missed it.
The last ever Ministry gig was in Dublin and it was fucking awesome.

But Al is doing well with his label, 13th Planet, False Icons are good. And he's going to be doing Prong shit. Plus new Lard will be coming out this year, so it's looking good. PLus REvco touring soon and I'm so coming to the USA for that.
Feb 1st, 2009 06:11 PM
Fathom Zero I never got a chance to see Ministry.

I hold no hope for a future tour, years from now. I wouldn't see that, nor want to. Leave on a high note.

He's still doing a whole mess of other stuff in his Texas compound, though.
Feb 1st, 2009 06:02 PM
Bod He is the man. I got to know him and his sweet wife a few years back and they've been so good to me since.

But then I do like a bit of good ole sarcasm.
Feb 1st, 2009 05:55 PM
Fathom Zero No, he's the man. Or if sarcasm gets you off, by all means.
Feb 1st, 2009 05:51 PM
Bod Is that sarcasm I detect?
Feb 1st, 2009 05:03 PM
Fathom Zero I Al Jourgensen.
Feb 1st, 2009 05:01 PM
Bod Yeah but if he disses Al jourgensen, I may have to give him a slap.
Feb 1st, 2009 04:47 PM
Fathom Zero Match made in Heaven by a retarded angel.
Feb 1st, 2009 04:38 PM
Bod No that's fine.
Feb 1st, 2009 04:33 PM
Tadao Is it still ok that I absolutely hate Jello Biafra?
Feb 1st, 2009 04:03 PM
Bod OK, I'm up for it.
I could do with a shag and if a yank got me up the duff, I'd be able to live there. It's very hard to emigrate....
Dec 28th, 2008 10:46 PM
Perndog Two crotches, if we're lucky!
Dec 25th, 2008 01:16 PM
Tadao There will still be a crotch to punch either way.
Dec 25th, 2008 12:28 PM
DevilWearsPrada theoretically if god made humans in 'it's' own image and there's 2 different genders, god is a shemale or hermaphrodite, something
Dec 25th, 2008 11:38 AM
Kitsa I don't know, I always kind of figured whatever the Creative Force is would be beyond gender, but how could we know something like that?
Dec 25th, 2008 01:31 AM
bigtimecow he-she G*D IS TRANSGENDERED :o
Dec 24th, 2008 09:10 PM
Tadao Seriously, G*d is getting a punch in the groin if I ever meet he/she.
Dec 24th, 2008 09:04 PM
Kitsa well that fucking sucks.

I maintain that G*d shouldn't have made my options so limited if he/she wanted me to follow the rules.
Dec 24th, 2008 08:57 PM
Tadao Because you divorced after you couldn't makkadababy, G*d granted you the gift of creation, but because you are not married he won't let you.
Dec 24th, 2008 08:49 PM
Kitsa I thought I was sterile, then I got married and divorced, then found out I wasn't sterile after all. Where does that leave me?
Dec 18th, 2008 10:07 PM
kahljorn marital logic does not apply to straight people
Dec 16th, 2008 05:44 PM
Esuohlim NO WAY SAM I SAW HIM FIRST
Dec 16th, 2008 05:32 PM
Tadao
Sorry ladies, I can't marry ya

From what I am gathering, marriage is defined by the express purpose of procreation and that is why gays should not be allowed to marry. Well I had an operation that makes sure I don't procreate and by definition of the law, I should not be allowed to marry you. Tell you what though, we can have sex and the first one to have my kid, I'll marry. Please form 2 lines.

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