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Jun 7th, 2003 02:14 PM
Rongi I know someone who accidently ate the entire stick. They had to get their stomach pumped :o
Jun 7th, 2003 01:29 PM
Kurodo A couple stores by me have those big ass sticks of gum. I haven't gotten any though. They so cwazy. รถ
Jun 7th, 2003 12:59 PM
kellychaos Indeed, a grave responsibility. Many important factors involved in the decision making ... choice of orifice not being the least of them, to be sure.

Jun 7th, 2003 12:46 PM
Mockery We have cameras in there, and if anybody is caught jerking off, I have given myself the authority to walk in there and kick his ass. It's really amazing how much time people spend in there though, like they really have to read every single box to make sure they choose the perfect porn for them.
Jun 7th, 2003 10:20 AM
kellychaos Stocking is one thing but I think that I'd be a tad apprehensive about cleaning the porn room. :/
Jun 7th, 2003 03:58 AM
pjalne
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Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
My cousin had a job at Blockbuster, and he got me games, and we beat 'em before they were even allowed to sell them in stores. It was pretty cool, but he quit because his friend got fired for telling off the cripple lady that worked there too. She was starting shit.

Do they have the Goonies there? I went to buy it today, and it was 30 bucks. I don't go past 20 bucks on a DVD, unless it is a season of a show. They don't have the Wizard up here to rent either. They better put that on DVD.
The Wizard is only on DVD in Germany, where the English language version for some reason isn't included.
Jun 6th, 2003 10:19 PM
Professor Cool I work at "Ken World Video's"

RoG, if theres anytime to work there take the Late Shift, play games and watch movies the whole time, the only souls that are out there is the Porn Freaks. So you'll only have to worry about your friends stopping by...
Jun 6th, 2003 10:14 PM
Cap'n Crunch My cousin had a job at Blockbuster, and he got me games, and we beat 'em before they were even allowed to sell them in stores. It was pretty cool, but he quit because his friend got fired for telling off the cripple lady that worked there too. She was starting shit.

Do they have the Goonies there? I went to buy it today, and it was 30 bucks. I don't go past 20 bucks on a DVD, unless it is a season of a show. They don't have the Wizard up here to rent either. They better put that on DVD.
Jun 6th, 2003 10:11 PM
Rongi My blockbuster doens't have porn

Well...maybe a little snuff. But every video store needs at least one snuff film...right?
Jun 6th, 2003 10:09 PM
Mockery I'll post the giant gum once my blog gets started up, I promise.

Ironically, some web company might be hiring me now... of course this happens AFTER I start working at my video store job. So, if this web place hires me, I have to feel like an asshole and go up to the video store and go, "Hi... um... yeah... you know about all those hours I said I could work? Well, I can't. See ya later!" If I do get the web job, I'll probably keep the video store job down to like 5-10 hours a week just so I can still get free shit. Besides, I don't know how I could go a week without the pleasure of stocking the porn room.
Jun 6th, 2003 09:42 PM
Rev. Danno Today I started my Job @ starbucks...
I like it. I will take photo's of funny stuff If anything comes up, or anything out of the hand book that are stupid...
Congrats RoG!
I wanna see the Giant gum!!!
Jun 6th, 2003 08:59 PM
Professor Cool Welcome to the video rental business.
Jun 6th, 2003 08:58 PM
Anonymous Oh sure, crap on his dream.
Jun 6th, 2003 07:52 PM
Skulhedface No. I'd be concerned if Mock wanted to pathologically be an accountant.
Jun 6th, 2003 09:31 AM
kellychaos No one else is concerned that Mockery seems to have this freakish serial video rental store pathology?
Jun 6th, 2003 08:55 AM
pjalne Teen Wolf Too is on my bottom five list.
Jun 6th, 2003 12:52 AM
Skulhedface I got Teen Wolf/ Teen Wolf 2 on DVD (it came on one disc) at Wal Mart for $8, and they had plenty more.
Jun 6th, 2003 12:29 AM
McClain Yes, it stars Michael J. Fox. Two of the best five movies and one of the three best sitcoms from my childhood starred Michael J. Fox. I had his poster on my closet doors. I drew pictures of me and him hanging out in the park. He would push me on the swingset. Sometimes he'd do it so hard I'd fall off and scrape my knee. But we'd laugh because it was kinda' funny that someone so small had such enormous strength.
"Hahahaha!"
Jun 5th, 2003 11:09 PM
liquidstatik It comes on USA sometimes, I think I taped it last time. Wait, Isnt that the movie with Michael J. Fox? I think... :/
Jun 5th, 2003 10:59 PM
McClain Does this video store you work at have Teen Wolf? I can't find any stores that carry that movie. Blockbuster and Hollywood don't.
Jun 5th, 2003 10:10 PM
executioneer lol

-willie
Jun 5th, 2003 09:36 PM
Skulhedface Yes but then Ted unplugged himself from the Matrix and became the ONE!.

MOST EXCELLENT, AGENT DUDE!
Jun 5th, 2003 08:58 PM
NIGhtMAre Ted sucks.
Jun 5th, 2003 08:30 PM
Grazzt Post some pictures of robot Bill and Ted.
Jun 5th, 2003 08:20 PM
Rongi Congrats

The sad thing is, you probably make a lot more money then me .
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