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Mar 19th, 2008 04:18 PM | |
Dixie | Sadly, it was not that exciting. |
Mar 19th, 2008 04:10 PM | |
Tadao | This reminds me of a Hustler Babysitter porn. |
Mar 19th, 2008 03:59 PM | |
Dixie |
He took me to homecoming when I was 15. He was really nothing more than a crush that I had to get out of my system. I'm pretty sure they were going to get a divorce anyways since he kept a record of his brothel visits. I was just a cherry on top of a disappointment sundae for his wife. |
Mar 19th, 2008 03:42 PM | |
Chojin | Well, at least he was classy enough to wait until you were of age! |
Mar 19th, 2008 03:41 PM | |
Dixie | I had known him since I was 12, he went to the church that my grandma went to. |
Mar 19th, 2008 03:33 PM | |
Chojin | So CIG how did you meet this special married someone? |
Mar 19th, 2008 02:53 PM | |
Tadao |
They see me rollin' They hatin' |
Mar 19th, 2008 02:04 AM | |
Tadao | I like to get the girls to help me out with the grocieries and then I throw them in the van. |
Mar 19th, 2008 01:58 AM | |
MLE | In a pedophilia kind of way, but still |
Mar 19th, 2008 01:57 AM | |
MLE | Well shit, that IS kinda sexy. |
Mar 19th, 2008 01:55 AM | |
Tadao | I can get you to the front of the lines at amusement parks! |
Mar 19th, 2008 01:54 AM | |
Chojin | i bet he has a harness for it |
Mar 19th, 2008 01:52 AM | |
MLE | Uh oh, walkers are kinda sexy with that kah-Thump, kah-Thump :O |
Mar 19th, 2008 01:22 AM | |
Tadao | It's a walker |
Mar 19th, 2008 01:13 AM | |
Chojin | maybe if she got in reach of your cane |
Mar 19th, 2008 01:02 AM | |
Tadao | Hah, wait till you get married Chojin. Emily is high on my nabbing list. |
Mar 19th, 2008 12:57 AM | |
Chojin |
I had to drive Emily up to her ex-boyfriend's house the day after she broke up with him to get her stuff. I should probably mention that she'd been cheating on him with me. If looks could kill! |
Mar 18th, 2008 11:20 PM | |
Dixie | I can assure you, I come from a LOOOOOOOONG line of dumb fuckers. It's only natural. |
Mar 18th, 2008 11:17 PM | |
Tadao | :D We are dumb fuckers |
Mar 18th, 2008 11:14 PM | |
Dixie | I totally agree, being told is MUCH better than being caught. You're lucky on that one! I hope you don't have to meet him anytime soon though. |
Mar 18th, 2008 11:12 PM | |
Dixie |
Yeah your wife (ex-wife) was definitely retarded to some degree. Eh, we both fucked stupid people, we've got another new club. :D |
Mar 18th, 2008 11:10 PM | |
Tadao | In the case of my current girlfriend. I told her she was going to get caught and what then? I told her that he would notice somethings wrong. Well one day she told him about me. I think that is much better than getting caught. |
Mar 18th, 2008 11:08 PM | |
Tadao | Omg what an idiot. My wife new I was good with computers. I had my own computer repair business for gods sake. Well when I walked into the computer room and she would instantly close the window she was reading and start talking to me I didn't really notice the first time, but she did it a bunch of times. So I put a key logger on and found her secret email addy and password that she was using with this guy. What a dummy. |
Mar 18th, 2008 11:02 PM | |
Dixie |
It can be really scary when they call you. I wasn't too worried about anything until she called my house. But the worst I was worried about was she might tell my mom and me getting a morality lecture for the next 3 months. Luckily this was not a problem, I had an on again and off again boyfriend with the very same first name as the guy I was seeing so she excused it as jealous teenage drama without any question. In my case, the guy was a complete idiot navy guy who kept journals of EVERYTHING he did. He would visit whorehouses overseas while on his tours of duty and kept journals of it. I was surprised it took his wife so long to figure out he was a scumbag. When she found this journal, so wonderfully hidden under the corner of their mattress, of course she read it. It had my number in it, as well as a passage about our then relationship where it compared kissing her to kissing the whores in Palma. It didn't go over very well. |
Mar 18th, 2008 10:43 PM | |
Tadao | Wow, CIG. Phone calls are scary. I looked my wifes lover up on the internet and because he was a somebody there was all kinds of info that lead me to get his home addy and phone # with in a hour or 2. So the next time he emailed my wife I sent him back his addy with My first initial at the bottom. She never heard from him again. Then a month later I called the # and asked for his daughter. You see, he travelled and is never home but I know his daughters names via my wifes stupidity. When they went to get his daughter I hung up. I just wanted verification that it is his house. Later in the week I called and got his wife. I asked if he was there and she said no. I said "Oh ok, just tell him ********** called." He must have been so freaked. |
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