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| Mar 23rd, 2003 01:05 PM | ||
| KevinTheOmnivore |
HA HA HA Take my wife, PLEASE! (DOWN, Vince!) |
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| Mar 23rd, 2003 07:37 AM | ||
| Ronnie Raygun |
"I can tell you must be a real drag at parties." No Kevin, usually it's you libs you dress in drag at parties. |
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| Mar 23rd, 2003 07:29 AM | ||
| VinceZeb |
Yeah, putting my words back in my face. Go ahead. Besides, I would have to believe that Ronnie actually has a sence of humor besides what 3 25+ year olds who live in their basements think is funny. |
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| Mar 23rd, 2003 02:47 AM | ||
| KevinTheOmnivore |
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Vince, don't make me put your own poetic words back in your face..... 
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| Mar 22nd, 2003 05:32 PM | ||
| ItalianStereotype | no, no. i got the joke. i chuckled. | |
| Mar 22nd, 2003 05:27 PM | ||
| VinceZeb |
I'm sorry I didnt see a joke where there wasnt one. But I guess seeing things in something that arent there in the first place is something for you "democrats", huh. |
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| Mar 22nd, 2003 04:57 PM | ||
| punkgrrrlie10 | And the republicans yet again, didn't get the joke. | |
| Mar 22nd, 2003 02:35 PM | ||
| AChimp | I think he was implying that you have "pretty mouth." | |
| Mar 22nd, 2003 01:44 PM | ||
| VinceZeb |
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| Mar 22nd, 2003 01:31 PM | ||
| Ronnie Raygun | nUh, uH! | |
| Mar 22nd, 2003 01:15 PM | ||
| kellychaos | My Mockhouse ... my rules if you want to live here. | |
| Mar 22nd, 2003 01:02 PM | ||
| Ronnie Raygun | mAkE mE!! | |
| Mar 22nd, 2003 12:24 PM | ||
| kellychaos |
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| Mar 22nd, 2003 11:35 AM | ||
| Ronnie Raygun | YEaH kEvIn, tHaT wAs SuPeR DuPer cOoL!!! | |
| Mar 22nd, 2003 11:29 AM | ||
| kellychaos |
Kev, Kind of liked the way you "killed two birds with one stone" here but the ending was kind of anti-climatic. Couldn't you have had a security guard wrestle him to the ground and cuff him while a co-Mocker gathered his personal effects? Or better yet, Ronnie return later with a shotgun but the SWAT team anticipates him and MACEs the hell out of him ... with no shots fired ... Ronnie on the ground ... blindly sprawling on the floor ... with snot coming from his nose? On second thought, why tamper with brilliance?! That was funny as hell as it was. 
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| Mar 22nd, 2003 09:22 AM | ||
| mburbank |
vulgar, hostile and pretentious are you good qualities, and coincidentally my law firm. And somebody ought to put something in your mouth. Your begging for it and it might shut you up. I think you and Naldo should date. |
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| Mar 22nd, 2003 06:20 AM | ||
| Ronnie Raygun | WoWiE! | |
| Mar 21st, 2003 10:56 PM | ||
| Protoclown |
Kevin, that was fucking brilliant! As I lack my own award to give, I present to you this lovely button instead:
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| Mar 21st, 2003 08:23 PM | ||
| Carnivore |
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| Mar 21st, 2003 07:53 PM | ||
| VinceZeb |
First and foremost, I didn't offer to hump Max's wife. Putting words in my mouth again. And yes, the govt (because that is what it is) educational system is in the shitter. Cant disagree with the experts. ANd yes, I am vulgar, hostile and pretentious, but like I said, Ill try to act nicer if you try to act smarter. But yes, I do take my title with pride and reverence. As long as I have a group of cyborg ninjas with canal power tenacles straight out of La Blue Girl to do my bidding, then I shall be happy.
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| Mar 21st, 2003 05:45 PM | ||
| Vibecrewangel |
Damn There is now Coke all over the paychecks I have to distribute. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. |
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| Mar 21st, 2003 05:41 PM | ||
| punkgrrrlie10 |
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| Mar 21st, 2003 03:54 PM | ||
| sspadowsky |
Kevin made my day. Thanks, buddy. ________ korean girl Webcams |
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| Mar 21st, 2003 03:47 PM | ||
| mburbank | hee hee | |
| Mar 21st, 2003 03:45 PM | ||
| KevinTheOmnivore |
Ronnie, uh, we need to talk. Could you step into my office? Look, you know I think of you like a son, right? A brother even! Heck, a son-brother! But...sometimes...I guess what I'm trying to say is that all good things must come to an end. Frankly, your production has been down lately, and well, we think it might be best if you and I-Mockery's political board parted ways. We've found someone else to take over as Chief Director of Conservative lunacy. I know you don't want to hear this, but I feel it may help you in future endeavors. VinceZeb has everything we could want. He's conservative. He's vulgar. He's hostile. He's pretentious. And he clearly doesn't take his prescribed medication. In less than one month here, he has accused the public education system of being the concentration camps of the Liberals, he has volunteered to break the wrists of protestors, and has likewise volunteered to "service" Max's wife. We feel he's probably the man for the job. BUT, we here at I-Mockery & Mockery feel that this opens WHOLE new doors for you! There's always the music forum, where you can discuss Coldplay and stuff. I hear the Anti-rave forum is looking for a new "bad guy" as well! I'm sorry to break this to you only a month or so after Ronald Reagan Day, but it had to be done. I'm sorry. Please have your desk cleaned out by Monday. 
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