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Jul 20th, 2008 05:28 PM
Tadao There is a concept? I don't really want to know.
Jul 19th, 2008 06:10 PM
HellBeast I only learned about this thing like 2 days ago. The concept is so ridiculous i didnt believe my friend when he told me about it.
Jul 15th, 2008 11:24 PM
Sacks
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Originally Posted by Lobo Tommy View Post
Who gives a fuck about decent the guy is when he makes shitty music.

"Wow this band sucks."

"Dude, the singer is a really nice guy, you can't hate them. Learn respect."

"Fuck you and die."
YOU ARE A SPOILED CHILD. GO AWAY FROM HERE.
Jul 15th, 2008 10:37 PM
Tadao I bet it had a great sound track with lots of gats firing off.
Jul 15th, 2008 10:34 PM
liquidstatik hey man this is a video game not an album
Jul 15th, 2008 09:40 PM
Lobo Tommy
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Actually I didn't play the first one, I don't own any systems to play this one on and I don't own any of his music. If I listened to the radio and he came on, I'd probably change the station. I'll admit to watching that movie about his life on HBO in the middle of the night, and that I was actually pleasantly surprised at how mature and serious it turned out to be. I don't know too many rap guys that would risk their reputation filming a scene where they wrestle with other men naked in a prison shower. From what I've seen and heard him say the dude comes off as a fairly smart and decent guy. I used to go around blindly hating people like most of the posters in this thread until it just got to the point where it was exhausting.

IN SHORT:



Who gives a fuck about decent the guy is when he makes shitty music.

"Wow this band sucks."

"Dude, the singer is a really nice guy, you can't hate them. Learn respect."

"Fuck you and die."
Jul 15th, 2008 08:59 PM
MetalMilitia I don't know why they don't just make, like, "Singstar - 50 Cent Edition" instead of these POS shooters.
Jul 15th, 2008 08:46 PM
pac-man Snakes on a Plane delivered in many more ways than this game can or will. Watching Sam Jackson say, "Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" is for me what watching Kenneth Brannaugh do the St. Crispin's Day Speech is for sophisticated types.

It's certainly going to be interesting to see what 50 Cent's third game will be about.
Jul 15th, 2008 07:35 PM
Dr. Boogie Ah.

Well to sum it up, people hooted and hollered over the internet about how the movie sounded hilariously bad, and there was all this hoopla about it, but it just plain sucked when it actually came out.

That's what I predict will happen with this game: ironic hype followed by a big letdown.
Jul 15th, 2008 07:11 PM
Sacks I was safe in Thailand when that happened.
Jul 15th, 2008 05:57 PM
Dr. Boogie People, please. Has it really been that long since Snakes on a Plane was in theaters?
Jul 15th, 2008 05:39 PM
pac-man The premise of the game is magnificently absurd. If it were to turn out to be a good game, it'd be great if it started a trend of putting celebrities in roles that hardly befit them. Maybe a Kane & Lynch that replaces the titular duo with Laurel and Hardy, or an Elder Scrolls title in which all the key NPC's are played by members of the Police Academy cast.
Jul 15th, 2008 04:13 PM
Dr. Boogie
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It worries me that you don't find even a sliver of joy from the fact that the concept is so completely ridiculous that it's hilarious. I imagine 50's games are good in the same way that Bad Dudes or NARC were. The game is terrible, but you're laughing too hard through out the whole thing for it to bother you.
It is a ridiculous concept, and it did make me chuckle. The problem is that it's likely going to be treated with an undue amount of seriousness. More importantly, though, the game itself will probably blow, and terrible plot will only carry you so far in a game with bad gameplay.

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I think that this game will be as good as Army of Two was.
Ouch.
Jul 15th, 2008 03:40 PM
Fathom Zero I think that this game will be as good as Army of Two was.
Jul 15th, 2008 03:37 PM
Sacks It worries me that you don't find even a sliver of joy from the fact that the concept is so completely ridiculous that it's hilarious. I imagine 50's games are good in the same way that Bad Dudes or NARC were. The game is terrible, but you're laughing too hard through out the whole thing for it to bother you.
Jul 15th, 2008 03:31 PM
Dr. Boogie That's quite touching, sacks. I did try his game because I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt after I enjoyed the Def Jam wrestling games (with the exception of Icon), and his game was shitty. A weak shooter with bad controls and a lousy camera angle. In essence, like a movie tie-in game that sucks, but makes money because fans eat that shit up. So no, do excuse me if I base my opinions of him on the garbage he turns out, rather than on the fact that he engages in nude wrestling on film.

Anyway, the thread has gotten a little of track. The point is that unless fiddy has learned something from the last game he made (which he likely hasn't, given that the previous game made money), his new game will be awful. In the past few months, I've seen crystal skulls mentioned in three different titles: Indiana Jones 4, Ninja Gaiden 2, and Blood in the Sand. Of those three, NG2 looks to be far and away the most interesting.
Jul 15th, 2008 03:20 PM
Sacks Actually I didn't play the first one, I don't own any systems to play this one on and I don't own any of his music. If I listened to the radio and he came on, I'd probably change the station. I'll admit to watching that movie about his life on HBO in the middle of the night, and that I was actually pleasantly surprised at how mature and serious it turned out to be. I don't know too many rap guys that would risk their reputation filming a scene where they wrestle with other men naked in a prison shower. From what I've seen and heard him say the dude comes off as a fairly smart and decent guy. I used to go around blindly hating people like most of the posters in this thread until it just got to the point where it was exhausting.

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Jul 15th, 2008 03:07 PM
Dr. Boogie Oh no, not at all. All I'm saying is that he makes shitty games, and the only reason they make money is because fans of his, like you Sacks, are willing to buy anything he wants you to buy.
Jul 15th, 2008 02:56 PM
Sacks I think what Boogie is trying to say is, even though he's making money off of things he enjoys he should stop because sometimes he makes silly faces and it's not very becoming.
Jul 15th, 2008 02:40 PM
Dr. Boogie
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Originally Posted by Sacks View Post
Good grief.
"You're in the Middle East, Charlie Brown!"

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well if i'm not mistaking the first one sold around a million copies
Yes, his fans couldn't wait to scoop up his crummy game.
Jul 15th, 2008 02:27 PM
darkvare well if i'm not mistaking the first one sold around a million copies
Jul 15th, 2008 02:21 PM
Sacks Good grief.
Jul 15th, 2008 02:19 PM
Dr. Boogie So he's an arrogant nitwit with money, then.

He should put some of his money away for when sneering goes out of style.
Jul 15th, 2008 02:13 PM
Sacks You're looking at this all wrong, Boogie. He's making a game to his specifications where he's the main character. He's paying for it, he's playing it, other people buying it is just gravy on his fantasy sundae. Thick sausage country gravy.
Jul 15th, 2008 12:13 PM
Dr. Boogie And yet here he is, trying once again to make game with himself as the lead despite how shitty his previous games were.
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