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Feb 26th, 2003 07:01 AM | |||
Blackjack |
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Plus I do some good reviews for movies and music. I mean, Manowar. MANOWAR!!!!! |
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Feb 25th, 2003 09:39 PM | |||
MaskedMonk | This is the only gay game I am aware of, but it fails in the other category. | ||
Feb 25th, 2003 07:43 PM | |||
James | Eh... I guess I'll give it a try. Now I just gotta find a game that is really gay that hasn't been done on SomethingAwful (to prevent influence). | ||
Feb 25th, 2003 07:40 PM | |||
Mockery |
Since the CGR are just an extensive list of personal opinions, there's little to no reason to try and come off as humorous and review bad games for the sake of being funny. Not true actually, because the ones that get featured on the main page get MUCH more traffic than most of the other ones. That being said, I try to feature the most well-written and informative reviews on the main page... but HUMOR is also often a big thing that can help me make my decision. If a review is entertaining to read, that will often rank it higher than another one as far as I'm concerned. This goes for all of the review sites on I-Mockery. |
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Feb 25th, 2003 05:45 PM | |||
MaskedMonk | Well, I was hella pissed that there was no review of Spider Man and Venom - Maximum Carnage because that's the best side scrolling game where you punch people and throw things at them that I've ever played, so I submitted one of that. But the review of Moulin Rouge was positive, so I had to submit a counter review. I mean, there was no excuse for that movie. | ||
Feb 25th, 2003 02:08 PM | |||
James | Well, I think if I-Mockery had a Rom Reviews section like the Rom Hack Reviews, people would be more inclined to write more cynical and mocking reviews about shitty games. Since the CGR are just an extensive list of personal opinions, there's little to no reason to try and come off as humorous and review bad games for the sake of being funny. | ||
Feb 25th, 2003 02:04 PM | |||
Zomboid |
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Feb 25th, 2003 01:16 PM | |||
MaskedMonk | People seem to only review games that they like, which is weird, considering, you know, the name of the website. | ||
Feb 25th, 2003 07:19 AM | |||
FS | And the reverse is true too. I've seen people taking games apart which I absolutely loved. | ||
Feb 25th, 2003 12:25 AM | |||
MaskedMonk | Well crap, I certainly feel better about my terrible review of Krull: The Atari Game that is terrible. All of my non-terrible reviews aren't updated yet. I was having a similar problem to FS, because people were giving good reviews to games I know to be terrible. So really, not a problem, but seriously, there are many games that nobody should pretend are good ever. | ||
Feb 24th, 2003 06:31 AM | |||
FS | For a while I only reviewed games that hadn't been reviewed yet, but then people started reviewing some of my favorite games and I just said "fuck it". | ||
Feb 24th, 2003 03:50 AM | |||
ItalianStereotype | blah blah blah, i do turbo games, you do sega games and everything is else is up for grabs. | ||
Feb 24th, 2003 03:36 AM | |||
Zomboid |
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James: You try 'n steal our thunder and we'll kill ya |
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Feb 24th, 2003 02:02 AM | |||
James | I still wanna know where my screenshots went. | ||
Feb 24th, 2003 01:52 AM | |||
ItalianStereotype | i too am returning to regular submissions. i just did one for splatterhouse on the turbo. | ||
Feb 23rd, 2003 01:36 PM | |||
Zomboid |
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Feb 23rd, 2003 12:59 PM | |||
Mockery |
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Feb 23rd, 2003 11:52 AM | |||
Les Waste |
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He gave it a one for music but still gave it a nine overall |
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Feb 22nd, 2003 10:53 PM | |||
Ninjavenom | Test Tube submits quite a few decent reviews to movies, as do the Alien Gremlin and Cpt. Hayfever. | ||
Feb 22nd, 2003 10:19 PM | |||
Zomboid |
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I'm pretty sure he's stopped due to all the new (crappy) reviewers too. |
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Feb 22nd, 2003 07:25 PM | |||
James | http://www.i-mockery.com/classicgame...console&ID=595 | ||
Feb 22nd, 2003 06:35 PM | |||
Anonymous | Yes I did. I just resized them and converted them to gifs. Those are the only two requirements: size and gif format. | ||
Feb 22nd, 2003 06:18 PM | |||
James | Speaking of which. Boogie, what is the standard requirements for screenshots? When I sent in my review for StarTropics, you didn't use the images I sent along with it, so I imagine I did something wrong. | ||
Feb 22nd, 2003 04:33 PM | |||
Mockery |
Hahaha classic. Boogie and I will both keep an eye out for regular reviewers though, and if we see somebody consistently submitting quality reviews on a fairly regular basis, we might invite them to join the I-Mockery staff. |
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Feb 22nd, 2003 04:06 PM | |||
Anonymous |
Think I approve every review? Here's a recent attempt at reviewing the game, Pong: Tennis for 2 sound like pong? WeLL FUCKIN AL ALCORN COPIED HAGINBOTHAM. Why doesent i-mockery have a catagory for oscilloscopes? 1962 the day when true viedo games were born a day that will live in infomy. WEll you all know about pong this is pretty much like it. And here's the follow-up review of the afformentioned Tennis for 2: This game was the first graphical vedio game ever! I-mockery should have vacum tubes as a choice. Made in 1952 by A.S Dougless at University of Cambridge on Human-Computer interraction. Game Play:10 considering how old this is it pretty good Graphics: 9 wll i dont know i had to pretend a online tic-tac-toe was it. But this game is pretty old so how could these graphics be bad Music:1 no music Orignality:10 How could it not be original it was the first game ever Overal:9 In short, we need more competent reviewers, and we need the regular ones to do more reviews, more often. |