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| Jul 31st, 2007 05:50 PM | ||
| arg_zombies |
What if the legless guy is Jesus - wouldn't he be able to float or something or something? I still voted for armless guy He could run around and kick the guy Plus He has razor blades instead of soles He's my special friend |
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| Jul 31st, 2007 02:58 PM | ||
| J. Tithonus Pednaud |
You folks don't give the differently abled credit. Bobby Martin, a legless man, successfully plays football for Colonel White High School in Dayton, Ohio. He's also on the wrestling team.  There are also a couple of successful wrestlers with no legs (Paco Torres comes to mind) or, in the case of Kyle Maynard no arms or legs aside from stumps. Paco Torres Newsreel Kyle Wrestling All that said, my money is still on the armless fellow if this is an unarmed (no pun) fight. He will have striking ability, reach, leverage and perhaps greater mobility. My money is on a boot to the head over a chokehold. |
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| Jul 31st, 2007 02:30 PM | ||
| RaNkeri |
How do you think that the legless guy could tackle the armless guy? He's missing half of his body for chris sakes! If you think he could just grab the armless guy's legs and pull hard, you're mistaken. Lacking half of your body also means that you're lacking a huge amount of weight, which is needed to keep your body still. So basically the legless guy would grab the armless guy's legs, pull with force, which would only cause his body to move towards armless guy. Armless guy would end the match with a joyful head stomp. 
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| Jul 31st, 2007 02:21 PM | ||
| J. Tithonus Pednaud |
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If you are lucky, you can get Robot Pants. 
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| Jul 31st, 2007 02:10 PM | ||
| Vengeful Asparagus | The legless man could fire a gun. Btw i've been wondering, do legless people have to wear something to cover under their stomach or do they wear like a one piece pajama type thing. | |
| Jul 31st, 2007 01:43 PM | ||
| noob3 |
How is this going to go down? Is it going to be standing armless guy vs legless guy in a wheelchair? Or is it going to be a cage style match, with legless guy crawling around like a zombie from Resident Evil? Are weapons allowed? These are the questions that need to be answered. If weapons are allowed, legless guy wins. If it's just fighting, armless guy has to win unless legless guy some how puts him in some sort of submission. But you'd think armless guy would just stomp legless guy's brains out. 50/50 seconded. |
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| Jul 30th, 2007 07:57 PM | ||
| ArrowX |
its 50/50 
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| Jul 30th, 2007 11:12 AM | ||
| Grislygus | Fuck you all. Legless guy's gonna grab that leg, yank Armless down and shank a bitch. | |
| Jul 30th, 2007 10:58 AM | ||
| darkvare | not me cause he is kinda like a blind samurai | |
| Jul 30th, 2007 12:10 AM | ||
| Esuohlim |
Whoever wins I'd still feel bad for the man with no eyes sitting in the audience 
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| Jul 29th, 2007 11:17 PM | ||
| MisSFiT | Really if you think about it, he probably has already lost feeling at some point below the naval or is already in excruciating pain caused by the trauma and nerve damage that results from having your legs amputated. Thus kicking him in the nuts wouldn't harm him any more than already being a legless man. | |
| Jul 29th, 2007 01:54 PM | ||
| hypnotic_peach |
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yes i am. |
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| Jul 29th, 2007 12:09 PM | ||
| darkvare | armsless man casue he would run behind the legless man and kick his nuts nonstop | |
| Jul 29th, 2007 03:53 AM | ||
| GADZOOKS | so what's your deal? You are Cartman? | |
| Jul 29th, 2007 02:48 AM | ||
| hypnotic_peach | the man with no arms would win cuz he could kick the guy with no legs in the nuts repeatedly | |
| Jul 28th, 2007 10:51 AM | ||
| Angryhydralisk |
I picked the man with no legs for two reasons.... 1. I can pick shit up with my feet. 2. 30% arms, 70% legs. |
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| Jul 28th, 2007 06:55 AM | ||
| Supafly345 | This actually is a cool thread. | |
| Jul 28th, 2007 04:52 AM | ||
| Grislygus |
 Examples of legless people, reserving the right to fuck you up. (As chronicled by the immortal 1930s film Freaks) |
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| Jul 27th, 2007 10:04 PM | ||
| J. Tithonus Pednaud |
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http://www.thehumanmarvels.com/labels/limbless.html |
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| Jul 27th, 2007 08:21 PM | ||
| WhiteRat | Gotta take the guy with no legs for he possesses the opposable thumbs. | |
| Jul 27th, 2007 08:10 PM | ||
| Yggdrasill |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q8NhWINWCY people with no arms can do things, but much slower. so I vote for no legs to win. |
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| Jul 26th, 2007 11:14 PM | ||
| MisSFiT |
I picked the one with no legs, you have the ability to hold things when you have arms. The man with no legs could grab the other man's legs and pull him to the ground and then pick up a sharp object and the no armed man wouldn't have a chance. IMO 
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| Jul 26th, 2007 07:25 PM | ||
| Trash | The legless man could just punch the armless man in the dick. | |
| Jul 26th, 2007 07:07 PM | ||
| J. Tithonus Pednaud |
Oh, and it's the guy with no arms. Armless Kung Fu masters are bad ass. |
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| Jul 26th, 2007 07:01 PM | ||
| J. Tithonus Pednaud |
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