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| Jun 9th, 2006 11:50 PM | ||
| Terra | Been there. Done that. You'd be impressed, you fucking mini gerkin. | |
| Jun 9th, 2006 11:37 PM | ||
| WhiteRat | Go to your local grocer and pick up a cucumber. | |
| Jun 9th, 2006 09:38 PM | ||
| Terra |
At least you have squish to fuck. Quit your bitchin. 
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| Jun 8th, 2006 08:13 PM | ||
| WhiteRat | I haven't been laid in so long that i'd settle for a piece of street squish right now. | |
| Jun 8th, 2006 06:24 PM | ||
| Chojin |
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In Maryland, age on consent is 16, or within 4 years if under 16. |
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| Jun 8th, 2006 03:47 AM | ||
| executioneer |
i guess that means i am diabetic  what's a insulin shot in this metaphor
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| Jun 7th, 2006 09:46 PM | ||
| CaptainBubba |
Eating healthy is basically eating a balanced and varied diet, so it is like having a helathy sexual lifestyle with variation and no mutilation or deception. The sandwhich sustains you, but it is oddly enough not nessicarily as "satisfying" as candy may be. One can live on sandwhiches alone. Candy, though pleasing, and rightly so since our evolutionary ancestors would consider suck sugar a boon, is ripe with risk and long term consequense as is risky permiscuous behavior. Though you could live on candy by itself for some time eventually you need sandwhiches. THIS IS MY MASTER WORK. |
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| Jun 7th, 2006 02:13 AM | ||
| executioneer | EXPAND UR METAPHOR | |
| Jun 7th, 2006 02:12 AM | ||
| executioneer | what's "eating healthy", then | |
| Jun 7th, 2006 12:17 AM | ||
| CaptainBubba |
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 I get sexin about once every 2 months nowadays. I dont really care though. Sex is to candy what masturbation is to a sandwhich. And that analogy is beautiful and full of numerous truthful interpretations all of which I am proud of. |
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| Jun 6th, 2006 10:41 PM | ||
| Terra | Hey I miss YOU where have you been little brother?? | |
| Jun 6th, 2006 10:26 PM | ||
| ArrowX |
I miss Buffalo Tom 
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| Jun 6th, 2006 09:05 PM | ||
| executioneer | nuh uh | |
| Jun 6th, 2006 09:03 PM | ||
| Pub Lover |
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| Jun 6th, 2006 08:53 PM | ||
| Johnny Couth |
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| Jun 6th, 2006 08:40 PM | ||
| executioneer |
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| Jun 6th, 2006 07:50 PM | ||
| Girl Drink Drunk |
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Sail on by. Your time has come to shine. All your dreams are on their way. See how they shine. If you need a friend I'm sailing right behind. Like a bridge over troubled water I will ease your mind. Like a bridge over troubled water I will ease your mind. 
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| Jun 6th, 2006 05:11 PM | ||
| Terra | Sigh... | |
| Jun 6th, 2006 04:56 PM | ||
| RaNkeri |
Milhouse's still around here?
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| Jun 6th, 2006 04:54 PM | ||
| Terra |
You got me there. I just HAD to go back and correct it. Milhouse would have a field day with me over that boo boo.
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| Jun 6th, 2006 04:51 PM | ||
| RaNkeri | I guess you mean "minors" :/ (I can be (well I am) wrong too) | |
| Jun 6th, 2006 04:49 PM | ||
| Terra | Technically they are both "minors" (no they don't work in the coal mines--haha!) so the worst that could happen is that they go to "time out." | |
| Jun 6th, 2006 04:42 PM | ||
| RaNkeri |
Isn't it still illegal? :/ I mean, shouldn't both be over 16? |
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| Jun 6th, 2006 04:40 PM | ||
| Johnny Couth |
Yes, in fifteen days my body and mind will have changed enough that it will be much different. My girlfriend is 17
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| Jun 6th, 2006 04:24 PM | ||
| maggiekarp |
Don't you fuck anything until then 'cuz 15 year olds eeeeew
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