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| Nov 10th, 2003 03:55 PM | |||||
| Spooky | no. | ||||
| Nov 10th, 2003 01:50 AM | |||||
| Sicktodeathmx |
SHO NUFF! Well said, spooky. |
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| Nov 10th, 2003 01:49 AM | |||||
| Spooky |
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| Nov 9th, 2003 11:14 PM | |||||
| Sicktodeathmx | SPOOKY! | ||||
| Nov 9th, 2003 10:42 PM | |||||
| glowbelly | BOO! | ||||
| Nov 9th, 2003 04:01 PM | |||||
| MisSFiT |
That's just sick. Some of you people really are starting to scare me 
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| Nov 9th, 2003 01:00 PM | |||||
| CaptainBubba |
 Marilyn you've returned!!
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| Nov 9th, 2003 12:50 PM | |||||
| Marilyn |
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| Nov 8th, 2003 11:57 PM | |||||
| The Retro Kat |
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| Nov 8th, 2003 11:22 PM | |||||
| Lotida |
George your comments are just plain stupid and unfunny! I'm fucking pissed that I wasted my time reading them!! Damn You!!! 
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| Nov 8th, 2003 08:28 PM | |||||
| george |
you should not have put peanut butter on your baby. or your rectum, but i bet that even the dingo would not eat that. |
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| Nov 8th, 2003 08:22 PM | |||||
| MisSFiT | No, the DINGO ate my baby! | ||||
| Nov 8th, 2003 08:18 PM | |||||
| The Retro Kat | zing! | ||||
| Nov 8th, 2003 08:16 PM | |||||
| Skulhedface |
I had a cat once. It ate your baby. |
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| Nov 8th, 2003 08:15 PM | |||||
| MisSFiT | That was interesting James. | ||||
| Nov 8th, 2003 07:56 PM | |||||
| The Retro Kat | lol :/ | ||||
| Nov 8th, 2003 07:38 PM | |||||
| James |
"Now Hagrid doesn't want to hurt me, so he uses a Modishrinkus charm on himself. Here, Hagrid" As Hagrid fumbled with his belt, Harry remembered that he had been expelled from Hogwarts in his third year and so hadn't been taught many of the charms and spells other magicians knew. He probably didn't know this charm either, which was why Professor McGonagall was going to do it for him. As Hagrid hesitantly brought his cock out, Harry and Ron looked at each other. No doubt this was embarrassing for Hagrid who at the best of times was not a great people person. At the collective gasp of the class they both looked back at Hagrid. His cock was huge. Being twice the size of a normal man, Harry was (almost) prepared to see a foot-long cock, twice the girth of a normal one. But Hagrid's cock was 18 inches long, 10 inches around and surrounded by a mass of black hair. As he dropped his trousers in his hurry to cover his crotch, Harry noticed that his balls were the size of tennis balls, hanging a good four inches below his cock. "Damn," said Ron, breaking into Harry's thoughts. "He's still growing!" That was true. While the embarrassment of the first moment had prevented Hagrid from getting aroused, the fact that 15 girls were staring like they were looking at the crown jewels had begun to get to Hagrid. He was beginning to get an erection. The fact that Professor McGonagall had reached under his cock and was fondling his balls probably also had something to do with it. Harry looked at Hermione out of the corner of his eye. She was looking almost catatonic. As he watched, her tip of her tongue emerged to wet her parted lips. "You'll have to see Hagrid in a turgid state to see what I mean when I say that he could hurt me. Also, you must realize that the modify charms work in different quantum for different witches and wizards. I grow to about twice my normal size. As you can see, that would clearly not be enough." Hagrid's cock was now two and a half feet long and diameter of a normal man's forearm. It was standing erect like a flag mast, pulsing with his heartbeat. She stoked it gently, looking almost wistful. Damn, thought Harry, she wants it that size! Hagrid was looking like a happy puppy. Professor McGonagall took her hand off Hagrid's cock, stepped back a couple of feet and lifted her arm to use the shrinking charm. Next to Harry, Hermione moaned gently. Looking out of the corner of his eye, Harry couldn't clearly see what she was doing, but he noticed that while her right hand still held her quill, her left hand was below the table. "Modishrinkus!" Hagrid's cock shrank to about three-fourth it's original size, though it was still bigger than anything Harry could imagine and it was still erect, pulsing as before. There's no way McGonagall could fuck that, thought Harry. She'd probably get a torn cunt. |
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| Nov 8th, 2003 07:34 PM | |||||
| The Retro Kat | That's Sethomas. | ||||
| Nov 8th, 2003 04:51 AM | |||||
| kahljorn | Man, that picture of the guy with the pipe in his mouth... is that Rosoarch? | ||||
| Nov 8th, 2003 01:45 AM | |||||
| Spooky |
 YOU GET TO DRINK FROM THE FIRE HOSE |
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| Nov 8th, 2003 01:21 AM | |||||
| Sethomas |
 AMEN TO THAT, MY BROTHA. |
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| Nov 8th, 2003 12:27 AM | |||||
| The Retro Kat |
http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...10-5197-1.jpeg The Retro Kat |
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| Nov 7th, 2003 01:19 PM | |||||
| Crimson Ghost |
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| Nov 7th, 2003 02:31 AM | |||||
| MisSFiT |
No, no, I think you deserve it more than I do. I really can't think of anything else to write because I'm still trying to get over how strangely violent you are. CALM DOWN MAN, YOU MAY HAVE SOME ISSUES!!!
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| Nov 6th, 2003 03:28 PM | |||||
| Cap'n Crunch | SHE DESERVES IT FOR BEING SO FUNNY! | ||||
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