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May 3rd, 2006 08:33 PM
Fathom Zero "Release Your Monster!"
May 3rd, 2006 08:27 PM
executioneer
May 3rd, 2006 05:54 PM
Supafly345 I think Ramco has an excellent point there Bubba, so in furthering his- huh?!
May 3rd, 2006 03:11 PM
Ramco
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Reason #11: Buttafuoco, Buttafuoco, Buttafuoco
May 3rd, 2006 02:39 PM
Esuohlim
May 3rd, 2006 02:29 PM
Ramco Top 10 reasons why girl on girl is better than guy on girl...

10. Less cleanup
9. You never have to hear cheesy dialogue from the guy
8. You feel like you're watching something you shouldn't
7. You never go away wishing your penis was bigger
6. "Interracial" doesn't just mean a confused looking black guy that won't fit in the briefs they gave him with a small, frail looking white girl.
5. It's naughtier; you don't normally see hot girls ever even toying with the thought of doing anything like that with each other, and you know they'd kill you for even mentioning it.
4. Twice the boobies!
3. Less of an anal fixation (I seriously don't get why seeing a guy pound a girl's collapsed rectum is so hot; maybe it's some kind of gay thing o.0)
2. You don't have to look at some guy's ugly dong or start wondering if seeing too much of him will turn you gay
1. It's a million times hotter to see two girls making out than to see a girl in obvious pain inflicted from a guy with the Washington Monument in his pants.
May 3rd, 2006 12:30 PM
CaptainBubba www.moviemonster.com

You have to pay like 3 dollars for 30 total min of streaming video, but you can divide it up how you like.

I am a man who loves his pornography. Just so you all know.

Also, all of the porn films from the something awful Horrors of Porn articles are on the site. I have actually watched "Clown Sex". It was terrifying.
May 3rd, 2006 11:35 AM
liquidstatik Hey, terra. You know back when you were in school, you kept trying to act cool so that one group of kids would like you, but it never worked. Yeah, well same thing here.

:o
May 3rd, 2006 09:45 AM
Terra Yes. Post it here and get banned please.
May 2nd, 2006 04:34 PM
liquidstatik hey captain bubba did you see that porn on the internet? and if so, i want the link.
May 2nd, 2006 04:24 PM
James How do pornstars have babies when they're dead inside there's no habitat for the babies to grow.

"Eat your vegetables."
-"No, mommy. They're gross!"
"Mommy made a living sucking her own ass juices off stranger's cocks. Don't you try to tell me that carrots are gross."


Teagan also used to be really hot, but then she got huge fake tits and a nose job.
May 2nd, 2006 03:36 PM
CaptainBubba Oh TERRA you are simply the TOPS.
May 2nd, 2006 03:33 PM
liquidstatik HAHAHAHHAHA
May 2nd, 2006 03:29 PM
Terra Yeah but they don't get "raises" unless it's from their co-stars.
May 2nd, 2006 03:16 PM
Vexation It's just a job. Pornstars are people too.
May 1st, 2006 11:57 PM
Sethomas No, I do not think it does, at all!
May 1st, 2006 05:44 AM
Red Machine D That kid looks like he's soiling his diaper as the photo was taken
May 1st, 2006 03:47 AM
RaNkeri lol @ dog masks
May 1st, 2006 02:05 AM
maggiekarp Awwwww
May 1st, 2006 02:02 AM
Jixby Phillips aw
May 1st, 2006 02:00 AM
CaptainBubba WARNING BOOBIES











May 1st, 2006 01:52 AM
CaptainBubba Hello no still going good. 2.5 years now actually.

I'm just saying man. I mean, wtf. Like shes all playin with the shortie in their backyard all smiles and joy and whatnot meanwhile I have this image of a fella in a fuckin scooby doo getup sodomizing her while she is basically think to herself "oh man what am I doing oh man I should put that other guys penis in my mouth, oh, oh god, no, that is doing nothing for me oh well".

I just don't know how to handle this.
Apr 30th, 2006 11:56 PM
Esuohlim So wait CaptainBubba did you break up with ur gurl
Apr 30th, 2006 11:49 PM
Rez i think this is just about the funniest thing i've read here in months
Apr 30th, 2006 08:56 PM
Jeff The Ninja Bubba, youre post scared me.
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