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Jan 14th, 2004 06:53 PM
bigtimecow kakaw kakaw
Jan 10th, 2004 03:42 PM
SMN I must say that wanking off is a privlege, not a right. I'ts self explanatory as to why .
Jan 7th, 2004 09:54 PM
Esuohlim YEAH 'CAUSE THAT'S NOT MASTURBATING AT ALL WTG.
Jan 7th, 2004 09:18 PM
Suck 'n' Fuck
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Originally Posted by camacazio
Why do people masturbate?
Because they're too lazy to suck their own dicks.
Jan 4th, 2004 09:15 AM
MK IV No and there only allowed soy milk.
Jan 2nd, 2004 02:23 PM
executioneer do vegans eat eggs?

-willie
Jan 2nd, 2004 02:19 AM
camacazio Why do people masturbate?
Jan 2nd, 2004 02:17 AM
Studio8 One time I was sleeping in my bed while this guy Brett that I barely knew was leaning against my bed masturbating to a Jerry Springer Too Hot for TV tape. He was real surprised when I asked him why he was doing it.
Jan 2nd, 2004 01:26 AM
agroskaterik Was he sleeping on it?
Dec 31st, 2003 02:19 AM
Jixby Phillips One time I jerked off in my bedroom, while my friend Eddie was over for a sleep over

I was out of tissues and had to roll out of bed and wipe my dick on a san jose sharks pillow. I threw the pillow away in the morning.
Dec 31st, 2003 01:49 AM
liquidstatik His penis is making birdcalls.
Dec 31st, 2003 01:45 AM
Supafly345 What exactly are you doing to make that noise.
Dec 31st, 2003 01:32 AM
Schimid I'm done explaining myself :/
Dec 31st, 2003 01:31 AM
Alphonse Take pictures.
Dec 31st, 2003 01:29 AM
Schimid FAPFAPFAPFAP
Dec 31st, 2003 01:28 AM
Alphonse Good, that'd be freaky.
Dec 31st, 2003 01:19 AM
Schimid That's not an issue for me, my penis doesn't make birdcalls.
Dec 31st, 2003 12:49 AM
Alphonse
Masturbating in the living room....

Always check to see if someone is there. I started fapping and then heard this snore. It was my mom sleeping on the couch. Scared the fuck out of me.

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