|
||||||
| FAQ | Members List | Calendar | Today's Posts | Search |
Topic Review (Newest First)
|
| Nov 18th, 2003 03:01 PM | ||
| Spectre X |
I HAD A FORTUNE COOKIE ONCE. I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT SAID. 
|
|
| Nov 18th, 2003 02:34 PM | ||
| Schimid | GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! | |
| Nov 18th, 2003 11:24 AM | ||
| Anonymous | PEDIGREE TO KELLY! | |
| Nov 18th, 2003 11:20 AM | ||
| Cosmo Electrolux |
Quote:
|
|
| Nov 17th, 2003 04:07 PM | ||
| kellychaos |
|
|
| Nov 16th, 2003 05:49 PM | ||
| Evil Robot | A burgular is going to rape you in your house. | |
| Nov 16th, 2003 04:30 PM | ||
| Sethomas | "Help me I'm a bug" | |
| Nov 16th, 2003 03:24 PM | ||
| Professor Cool |
"Don't chew with your mouth open"
|
|
| Nov 16th, 2003 02:47 PM | ||
| Geggy | I remember i went to a chinese resturaunt, i cracked open a fortune cookie and read the fortune. i flipped the fortune to the other side and there was this 5 dollar discount to any dvd movies printed on it so i put it in my pocket. a week later, i bought pee wee's big adventure using the fortune. pretty nifty huh? | |
| Nov 16th, 2003 02:44 PM | ||
| Sicktodeathmx | The last time I got a fortune cookie, it said "You are a happy man". | |
| Nov 16th, 2003 02:35 PM | ||
| whoreable |
IN BED!!1! 
|
|
| Nov 16th, 2003 01:39 PM | ||
| Jixby Phillips | You are often asked if it is in yet | |
| Nov 16th, 2003 01:24 PM | ||
| Esuohlim | Not using chopsticks in an Asian restaurant is for PUSSIES. | |
| Nov 16th, 2003 03:52 AM | ||
| MK IV |
"Man with one chopstick go hungry." Good job I use a knife and fork.
|
|
| Nov 16th, 2003 03:34 AM | ||
| Mike |
I got one that said "Good cloths opens all good things. Time to look in the" Damn them for not telling me what to look in so that I can get some of these good cloths. I want to open all good things! |
|
| Nov 15th, 2003 10:17 PM | ||
| Schimid |
lol
|
|
| Nov 15th, 2003 10:06 PM | ||
| ScruU2wice |
Quote:
|
|
| Nov 15th, 2003 09:54 PM | ||
| Brandon |
I got one that said "you're not our real son." No, wait.. THAT WAS MY BIRTHDAY CARD! 
|
|
| Nov 15th, 2003 09:50 PM | ||
| Jeanette X | I once got one that said, "Give this to your friend and he might pay for the meal." | |
| Nov 15th, 2003 09:49 PM | ||
| Cap'n Crunch |
HEY GUYS, QUOTING SIMPSONS FORTUNE COOKIES IS HILARIOUS. 
|
|
| Nov 15th, 2003 09:29 PM | ||
| Mike P |
One time I got a fortune cookie that said I would be invited to a party! I'm still waiting, and it was like, two years ago. |
|
| Nov 15th, 2003 09:09 PM | ||
| Esuohlim |
I got one that said "Factful: Overlook Obvious Not So Good For Today Or Tomorrow" I also got one that said "You Loved The Chinese Food".
|
|
| Nov 15th, 2003 09:02 PM | ||
| Schimid |
There's actually a company that makes fake fortune cookies. I got one that said "You look pretty.  " and another one that said "The weather is nice!" just before Isabelle hit.It's called "Ha Ha Fortunes" or something. Tell your local restaurant to get them =
|
|
| Nov 15th, 2003 09:01 PM | ||
| Nerd | you will be aroused by a shampoo commercial | |
| Nov 15th, 2003 08:36 PM | ||
| Schimid |
Quote:
|
|
| This thread has more than 25 replies. Click here to review the whole thread. | ||
