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| Feb 20th, 2003 07:00 PM | ||
| Skulhedface |
ahh but yes, I forget, I left out the word "witty". Perfectly alright, though. It must suck to be so bitter. Maybe Mommy shoulda given you a few more hugs when you were kids. But who am I to speculate? Most people get paid $100s an hour for that kind of insight. Bitter kids taking out bitterness on a message board. How quaint. |
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| Feb 20th, 2003 06:56 PM | ||
| Skulhedface |
::sighs:: Maybe I should start a new thread, "Posters On This Message Board Are All Hypocritical Idiots" With the exception of Protoclown, who is the Man, and anyone else that actually has something to do with I-Mockery, I notice that some of you kids are generous with the compliments and then you fly right to another board and say "you suck" or something to that intellectual effect. Bravo, children. Bravo. I'm sure the people you are trying to impress are very proud. Too bad we aren't ALL puppets. Have fun in post-high school oblivion. ::smiles:: |
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| Feb 20th, 2003 06:01 AM | ||
| sadie |
damn redneck. 
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| Feb 20th, 2003 02:22 AM | ||
| Skulhedface |
Seriously though, my BIGGEST problem with Jesus freaks is their ever-persistent attempted conversions. >knock knock< "Hi, have you found Jesus?" me: "No! I didn't know we were supposed to be LOOKING for him! You look next door, I'll look at the Adult Video Store!" 
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| Feb 20th, 2003 02:20 AM | ||
| Skulhedface | I did. >snickers< | |
| Feb 20th, 2003 01:25 AM | ||
| Geggy | Like I alway say to the christians, I never asked Jesus to die for my sins. | |
| Feb 20th, 2003 01:13 AM | ||
| Skulhedface |
Not only do they support the death penalty, but watch them walk all over a homeless guy to have their confrontations. So it's a right to life until you're born, here's a cardboard box, good luck! Hmm? Also, to all those that bomb abortion clinics: Does that mean "right to life" is a privilege, not a right? I mean, don't you think putting a bomb up a doctor's ass is murder as well? Sad. 
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| Feb 19th, 2003 01:44 AM | ||
| Cybernetico |
My personal religion is science YOU'RE WORDS TO NOT FAZE ME, IMPOSTER |
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| Feb 19th, 2003 01:09 AM | ||
| roonTing | Careful Jesus, those Greeks like ANAL. | |
| Feb 19th, 2003 01:05 AM | ||
| AChimp |
I bet Jesus and Zeus party down every night. 
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| Feb 19th, 2003 12:54 AM | ||
| roonTing | I love Jesus like I love other mythological figures. | |
| Feb 19th, 2003 12:30 AM | ||
| sadie |
ponchus pilot  HEY, JESUSFREAK! PROVE IT! |
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| Feb 18th, 2003 04:03 AM | ||
| DiRt GuY | Thanks for starting such a shocking topic. | |
| Feb 18th, 2003 01:01 AM | ||
| El Blanco | www.skitzofrenia.com/jeebus.htm | |
| Feb 18th, 2003 12:45 AM | ||
| Protoclown |
I'm believe in Jesus and I want to put my foot in this guy's ass as well. 
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| Feb 18th, 2003 12:07 AM | ||
| kinot |
ITS FUCKING MAMMOTHCLITORIS http://www.photopile.com/photos/Clit/family/911.jpg Lying makes baby Jesus cry |
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| Feb 17th, 2003 11:31 PM | ||
| El Blanco |
Quote:
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| Feb 17th, 2003 10:51 PM | ||
| KevinTheOmnivore |
This thread makes Kevin 
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| Feb 17th, 2003 10:25 PM | ||
| slavemason |
Here's another JC for all you Jesus Bashers. http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0001/0001_01.asp |
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| Feb 17th, 2003 08:04 PM | ||
| El Blanco | Jesus saves, but I still prefer Ritcher. | |
| Feb 17th, 2003 07:40 PM | ||
| ItalianStereotype |
character or not, i really want to put my foot squarely in your ass
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| Feb 17th, 2003 07:34 PM | ||
| ~*JesusSaves*~ |
~The Roman Governor seemed played a role in the fate of the savior of mankind indeed. He is still the son of God, and still died for man's sins. Please love and accept Jesus as your savior and let God come in to your life.~  ~
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| Feb 17th, 2003 07:33 PM | ||
| punkgrrrlie10 | Funny how a lot of christians support the death penalty..... | |
| Feb 17th, 2003 07:32 PM | ||
| El Blanco |
Actually, Pilot was trying to get Him out. He offered the choice of crucifying either Jesus or Barabus (whose last name was Jesus). They chose Jesus. Go figure. |
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| Feb 17th, 2003 07:28 PM | ||
| punkgrrrlie10 | I thought he died because of Ponchus Pilot. | |
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