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Oct 13th, 2005 06:00 AM | |||
Marine |
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oh i dont know |
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Oct 11th, 2005 07:31 PM | |||
mischief | whew i thought you were talking about me for a minute :/ | ||
Oct 6th, 2005 10:18 AM | |||
Geggy | this thread was a joke. give it up already | ||
Oct 5th, 2005 10:04 PM | |||
Blaber66 |
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Oct 5th, 2005 08:57 PM | |||
Chojin | How does any of that connect at all? | ||
Oct 5th, 2005 07:08 PM | |||
Blaber66 | Make it so that only people on your Buddy List can AIM you. For the e-mail part, tell only your friends your NEW e-mail address, but not the girl. Now here's where Ebay comes in. Go to Ebay and buy a really rare comic book. Then go to a comic book store and get one of the fat guys to stalk the girl. In no time the girl will be out of your hair. | ||
Oct 5th, 2005 05:21 PM | |||
neojester12 |
I Hate that guy. You'll sign your name Heywood Jablome(pretty funny) but only, like, 3 people will be watching, and then HE comes up and signs his name I.C. Wiener(not as funny, sorta gay, and from futrama) But everybody will still laugh because it's HIM. |
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Sep 23rd, 2005 04:49 PM | |||
Aneurysm | I pressed it, and found it funny. | ||
Sep 23rd, 2005 03:47 PM | |||
kellychaos |
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Sep 23rd, 2005 01:29 PM | |||
Cosmo Electrolux |
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Sep 23rd, 2005 10:12 AM | |||
Geggy |
That's pretty funny, KellyChaos. I have a joke for you...how many guys does it take to rape a deaf woman? 5 guys and a basketball! Quote:
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Sep 23rd, 2005 12:35 AM | |||
ArrowX | Hey don't deny the plumpers. Trust me, if you keep denying them it'll fell like you just got beaten down with a sack of cheese steak scented jello and vagina wax. | ||
Sep 23rd, 2005 12:33 AM | |||
Pub Lover |
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Sep 22nd, 2005 06:39 PM | |||
ziggytrix | but it links to funnypictures.dk! how can you resist a respository of trite danish humor? | ||
Sep 22nd, 2005 06:35 PM | |||
Dole |
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Sep 22nd, 2005 05:29 PM | |||
Sethomas | Oh boy, classic Kellychaos giant orange text with link action. Will I click? As ever, probably not. | ||
Sep 22nd, 2005 04:14 PM | |||
kellychaos |
How to talk to deaf hookers LINK |
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Sep 22nd, 2005 03:53 PM | |||
Chojin | What are you even on about | ||
Sep 22nd, 2005 01:15 PM | |||
Geggy |
Ok ok chojin, you got me there. I'm just saying as if what other people would say about me but you have to admit the description of myself is pretty accurate otherwise you can go ahead and prove me wrong to everyone. I'm sure you don't have the time to do that, is that correct? Oh that's a shame. |
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Sep 22nd, 2005 11:02 AM | |||
MetalMilitia | Well atleast im not the guy who does not attend said party as he's too busy obcessing over DDR | ||
Sep 22nd, 2005 11:01 AM | |||
Sacks | Man I hate that guy, especially when he gets more laughs because he's more popular or just because his go on the joke was really simple and more people were able to comprehend it. | ||
Sep 22nd, 2005 10:53 AM | |||
Chojin |
You're like the drunken nerd at parties who tries to supplement other peoples' jokes since he is too socially retarded to craft his own. Okay, you are that guy. |
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Sep 22nd, 2005 10:48 AM | |||
MetalMilitia | or a pie on the windowsil which looks like its cooling but is infact poisoned! | ||
Sep 22nd, 2005 10:27 AM | |||
Chojin |
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Anyway, I recommend you poison a delicious rib-eye steak and leave it out on the lawn. |
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Sep 22nd, 2005 10:18 AM | |||
Geggy |
Help, I'm being stalked! I am wondering what are some of the characteristics of a stalker? I would google this topic but I figured I would rather post in here and gather answers from you guys. I don't mean to brag but I am being stalked by a woman myself. It's quite flattering, at the same time, it's creepy. After countless times of telling her, let's call her Heather, to scram out of my life unless she'd lose some (ok a lot) pounds then I wouldn't have minded, but she wouldn't relent. So I had no choice but to block her name from my buddylist on AIM yet she knew I had blocked her name and she'd create new screen names to continue to harrass me. She also would send threats via email, stating that she would kill anyone who was seen holding hands and laughing at jokes with me. I've heard people saying "Oh, look at that poor guy, he's being stalked...again. You can't really blame him, I've seen his ways with women. They can't resist his charms and youthful smile. If I was a woman, I'd go crazy for him..." What should I do...? |