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Oct 13th, 2005 06:00 AM
Marine
Re: Help, I'm being stalked!

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Originally Posted by Geggy
I am wondering what are some of the characteristics of a stalker? I would google this topic but I figured I would rather post in here and gather answers from you guys. I don't mean to brag but I am being stalked by a woman myself. It's quite flattering, at the same time, it's creepy. After countless times of telling her, let's call her Heather, to scram out of my life unless she'd lose some (ok a lot) pounds then I wouldn't have minded, but she wouldn't relent. So I had no choice but to block her name from my buddylist on AIM yet she knew I had blocked her name and she'd create new screen names to continue to harrass me. She also would send threats via email, stating that she would kill anyone who was seen holding hands and laughing at jokes with me. I've heard people saying "Oh, look at that poor guy, he's being stalked...again. You can't really blame him, I've seen his ways with women. They can't resist his charms and youthful smile. If I was a woman, I'd go crazy for him..." What should I do...?

oh i dont know
Oct 11th, 2005 07:31 PM
mischief whew i thought you were talking about me for a minute :/
Oct 6th, 2005 10:18 AM
Geggy this thread was a joke. give it up already
Oct 5th, 2005 10:04 PM
Blaber66
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Originally Posted by Chojin
How does any of that connect at all?
Well the man needs help. Otherwise, it'll be all for the rest of his life. And he'll be doing it to these forums.
Oct 5th, 2005 08:57 PM
Chojin How does any of that connect at all?
Oct 5th, 2005 07:08 PM
Blaber66 Make it so that only people on your Buddy List can AIM you. For the e-mail part, tell only your friends your NEW e-mail address, but not the girl. Now here's where Ebay comes in. Go to Ebay and buy a really rare comic book. Then go to a comic book store and get one of the fat guys to stalk the girl. In no time the girl will be out of your hair.
Oct 5th, 2005 05:21 PM
neojester12 I Hate that guy.

You'll sign your name Heywood Jablome(pretty funny) but only, like, 3 people will be watching, and then HE comes up and signs his name I.C. Wiener(not as funny, sorta gay, and from futrama) But everybody will still laugh because it's HIM.
Sep 23rd, 2005 04:49 PM
Aneurysm I pressed it, and found it funny.
Sep 23rd, 2005 03:47 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Sethomas
Oh boy, classic Kellychaos giant orange text with link action. Will I click? As ever, probably not.
You SO pressed that link. It's not your fault.
Sep 23rd, 2005 01:29 PM
Cosmo Electrolux
Re: Help, I'm being stalked!

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Originally Posted by Chojin
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Originally Posted by Geggy
I've heard people saying "Oh, look at that poor guy, he's being stalked...again.
I thought you were deaf.

Anyway, I recommend you poison a delicious rib-eye steak and leave it out on the lawn.
Sep 23rd, 2005 10:12 AM
Geggy That's pretty funny, KellyChaos. I have a joke for you...how many guys does it take to rape a deaf woman?

5 guys and a basketball!

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Originally Posted by Dole
Have you considered...you are doing it yourself?
Thats not entirely true...although it can happen. I'd kill for me. Every morning, after I wake up, I go into the bathroom and look at myself in the mirror, naked and say "You're too cool, cowboy..." then I'd wink and shoot at myself. That is what I do before I start my day to boost my self esteem and confidence because I am the real deal.
Sep 23rd, 2005 12:35 AM
ArrowX Hey don't deny the plumpers. Trust me, if you keep denying them it'll fell like you just got beaten down with a sack of cheese steak scented jello and vagina wax.
Sep 23rd, 2005 12:33 AM
Pub Lover
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Originally Posted by Chojin
You're like the drunken nerd at parties who tries to supplement other peoples' jokes since he is too socially retarded to craft his own.

Okay, you are that guy.
I've been usurped.
Sep 22nd, 2005 06:39 PM
ziggytrix but it links to funnypictures.dk! how can you resist a respository of trite danish humor?
Sep 22nd, 2005 06:35 PM
Dole
Quote:
I am wondering what are some of the characteristics of a stalker? I would google this topic but I figured I would rather post in here and gather answers from you guys. I don't mean to brag but I am being stalked by a woman myself. It's quite flattering, at the same time, it's creepy. After countless times of telling her, let's call her Heather, to scram out of my life unless she'd lose some (ok a lot) pounds then I wouldn't have minded, but she wouldn't relent. So I had no choice but to block her name from my buddylist on AIM yet she knew I had blocked her name and she'd create new screen names to continue to harrass me. She also would send threats via email, stating that she would kill anyone who was seen holding hands and laughing at jokes with me. I've heard people saying "Oh, look at that poor guy, he's being stalked...again. You can't really blame him, I've seen his ways with women. They can't resist his charms and youthful smile. If I was a woman, I'd go crazy for him..." What should I do...?
Have you considered...you are doing it yourself?
Sep 22nd, 2005 05:29 PM
Sethomas Oh boy, classic Kellychaos giant orange text with link action. Will I click? As ever, probably not.
Sep 22nd, 2005 04:14 PM
kellychaos How to talk to deaf hookers

LINK
Sep 22nd, 2005 03:53 PM
Chojin What are you even on about
Sep 22nd, 2005 01:15 PM
Geggy Ok ok chojin, you got me there. I'm just saying as if what other people would say about me but you have to admit the description of myself is pretty accurate otherwise you can go ahead and prove me wrong to everyone.

I'm sure you don't have the time to do that, is that correct? Oh that's a shame.
Sep 22nd, 2005 11:02 AM
MetalMilitia Well atleast im not the guy who does not attend said party as he's too busy obcessing over DDR
Sep 22nd, 2005 11:01 AM
Sacks Man I hate that guy, especially when he gets more laughs because he's more popular or just because his go on the joke was really simple and more people were able to comprehend it.
Sep 22nd, 2005 10:53 AM
Chojin You're like the drunken nerd at parties who tries to supplement other peoples' jokes since he is too socially retarded to craft his own.

Okay, you are that guy.
Sep 22nd, 2005 10:48 AM
MetalMilitia or a pie on the windowsil which looks like its cooling but is infact poisoned!
Sep 22nd, 2005 10:27 AM
Chojin
Re: Help, I'm being stalked!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Geggy
I've heard people saying "Oh, look at that poor guy, he's being stalked...again.
I thought you were deaf.

Anyway, I recommend you poison a delicious rib-eye steak and leave it out on the lawn.
Sep 22nd, 2005 10:18 AM
Geggy
Help, I'm being stalked!

I am wondering what are some of the characteristics of a stalker? I would google this topic but I figured I would rather post in here and gather answers from you guys. I don't mean to brag but I am being stalked by a woman myself. It's quite flattering, at the same time, it's creepy. After countless times of telling her, let's call her Heather, to scram out of my life unless she'd lose some (ok a lot) pounds then I wouldn't have minded, but she wouldn't relent. So I had no choice but to block her name from my buddylist on AIM yet she knew I had blocked her name and she'd create new screen names to continue to harrass me. She also would send threats via email, stating that she would kill anyone who was seen holding hands and laughing at jokes with me. I've heard people saying "Oh, look at that poor guy, he's being stalked...again. You can't really blame him, I've seen his ways with women. They can't resist his charms and youthful smile. If I was a woman, I'd go crazy for him..." What should I do...?

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