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Oct 30th, 2008 05:35 AM | |
Zomboid |
ONE TIME I WAS FOOLING AROUND WITH THIS BITCH AND I WAS LIKE, "HEY, DO YOU WANT ME TO DO THE MUSHROOM PLUNGER ON YOU? LOL," AND SHE WAS LIKE "YEAH SURE!" SO I TOLD HER TO CLOSE HER EYES AND OPEN HER MOUTH REALLY WIDE. I TOOK A DUMP IN HER MOUTH, WHIPPED AROUND BEFORE SHE HAD TIME TO REACT, AND HELD HER MOUTH SHUT. THEN AFTER ABOUT 15 SECONDS, I STUFFED MY COCK DOWN HER THROAT UNTIL SHE VOMITED UP MY POOP AND THE CONTENTS OF HER STOMACH. THEN I WAS LIKE, "I ALSO CALL IT THE MARIO BECAUSE MARIO IS SYNONYMOUS WITH BOTH PLUMBERS AND MUSHROOMS." |
Oct 22nd, 2008 01:11 PM | |
CharlieOKane | http://img384.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lolsexlq8.jpg |
Oct 20th, 2008 06:42 PM | |
ElPila666 | |
Oct 16th, 2008 05:47 PM | |
liquidstatik |
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Oct 16th, 2008 05:27 AM | |
executioneer | arent they ALL pole positions unless there's only ladies involved, badum pssh |
Oct 16th, 2008 04:14 AM | |
Chojin | |
Oct 15th, 2008 10:37 PM | |
executioneer | my favorite position is information technology specialist 3, too bad there's never any openings |
Oct 15th, 2008 05:10 PM | |
JohnCushing | The one where I punch her in the clitoris is fun too. |
Oct 15th, 2008 10:07 AM | |
Dixie |
The one where I get punched in the face. But I prefer being slapped, without the black eye it just isn't the same man. |
Oct 14th, 2008 08:00 PM | |
DevilWearsPrada | ok. |
Oct 14th, 2008 08:00 PM | |
Tadao | go away until you become funny |
Oct 14th, 2008 07:58 PM | |
DevilWearsPrada | esuohlim is an angry sexxer |
Oct 14th, 2008 07:51 PM | |
Sam | THE ONE WHERE ESUOHLIM PUNCHES HER IN THE FACE. |
Oct 14th, 2008 06:05 PM | |
DevilWearsPrada | The Scorpion Deathlock |
Oct 14th, 2008 05:56 PM | |
10,000 Volt Ghost | The Avalanche. |
Oct 14th, 2008 04:45 PM | |
executioneer | the upchuck special |
Oct 14th, 2008 04:10 PM | |
RaNkeri |
sweet chin music man, I'm such a helpless romantic |
Oct 14th, 2008 04:03 PM | |
Tadao | Pro Abortion |
Oct 14th, 2008 04:00 PM | |
RaNkeri | Italian crystal chandelier |
Oct 14th, 2008 01:55 PM | |
Esuohlim | |
Oct 14th, 2008 01:17 PM | |
executioneer | downward facing doggy style |
Oct 14th, 2008 01:09 PM | |
glowbelly | YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA |
Oct 14th, 2008 01:01 PM | |
executioneer | on fire style! |
Oct 14th, 2008 11:48 AM | |
glowbelly | wait who said thank you? |
Oct 14th, 2008 09:40 AM | |
pac-man | Missionary position............................. you're welcome. |
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