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Jan 3rd, 2004 12:27 PM | ||
liquidstatik |
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Jan 3rd, 2004 11:40 AM | ||
HickMan |
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Jan 3rd, 2004 08:48 AM | ||
glowbelly |
jixby, i think you need to send yourself your own semen. i'm not answering the question proposed in this thread because it's stupid. |
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Jan 3rd, 2004 03:49 AM | ||
Jixby Phillips | what? | |
Jan 2nd, 2004 05:35 AM | ||
Comrade Rocket | OMG HI LIQUID ^ . ^ | |
Jan 2nd, 2004 04:51 AM | ||
Anonymous | Cool, you can bottle it and send it to Jixby. He'll give you $100 for it. He likes to paint his house with it, calls it his house of cum or some stupid shit. I told him that it would be easier to just jizz all over the walls himself, but he says its not the same, go figure. | |
Jan 2nd, 2004 04:42 AM | ||
Jixby Phillips | I JUST CAME ALL OVER MY SELF | |
Jan 2nd, 2004 04:37 AM | ||
Anonymous |
Well from what my sister told me the answer is yeah. She was sucking my cock and fingering herself while doing it, but she forgot to take off her fake nails. I told her not to put those fuckin' things on since I don't care what the fuck her nails look like, but she does anyway. But anywho, she was so into sucking me off she didn't realize she was cutting all her fucking shit up inside. After she swallowed my load I look fuckin' down and I'm standing in a goddamn puddle of blood. She had to go the hospital and couldn't fuck for a month, but we just laugh about it now. |
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Jan 2nd, 2004 02:20 AM | ||
Studio8 | Did you hear that one about the girl who fingered herself and had an orgasm? | |
Jan 1st, 2004 04:48 PM | ||
UP_SHUT | They're probably wearing acrylic nails. Fake nails aren't sharp unless you go to a crappy place to get them done or you like having claws or something. | |
Jan 1st, 2004 12:36 PM | ||
Ninjavenom | I think they just do it for show, they don't do anything other than stick 'em in there and pretend they're enjoying their work. Cuz otherwise, i think the the multiple stabwounds to the birth canal would be kinda painful. :/ | |
Jan 1st, 2004 11:02 AM | ||
sadie | helm: <3 your new av. | |
Jan 1st, 2004 07:34 AM | ||
Jeanette X |
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Dec 31st, 2003 07:23 AM | ||
Cosmo Electrolux |
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Dec 30th, 2003 10:45 PM | ||
liquidstatik | Hi. :D | |
Dec 30th, 2003 10:43 PM | ||
Helm | I just woke up. It's 5:40 in the morning here so I haven't had a day yet. Shut up. | |
Dec 30th, 2003 10:35 PM | ||
liquidstatik | So how's your day been? | |
Dec 30th, 2003 10:34 PM | ||
Helm | Fuck you. | |
Dec 30th, 2003 10:18 PM | ||
liquidstatik | That's some sick shit, you two! | |
Dec 30th, 2003 10:12 PM | ||
Helm | You know about the one with the secretary fingering herself and finding a vaginal wart and taking her nail file to it | |
Dec 30th, 2003 06:07 PM | ||
James |
I've seen girls with those big whore nails finger their assholes, and I cry... while masturbating. Female insides are made out of Mythril. |
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Dec 30th, 2003 04:30 PM | ||
Command Prompt | No, unlike guys, they know what they are doing down there. :/ | |
Dec 30th, 2003 03:49 PM | ||
Schimid | See, this is why I bite my nails. | |
Dec 30th, 2003 03:11 PM | ||
liquidstatik |
When girlies finger themselves... Do their fingernails cut the inside of their vagina? |