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Jan 23rd, 2005 08:20 PM
El Blanco I thought the first one was ok, even if it was an almost direct rip off of Enter the Dragon. The special effects were pretty hot for its time.

The second one was an abortion of cinema. All the herpos were a bunch of whiny fags, the constant in and out cameos were fucking annoying and the bad guys were a joke.
Jan 23rd, 2005 02:13 AM
TheBoogieman
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Originally Posted by Rongi
Manowar shits on Pantera
its a joke, that me and my brothers friend made up. like when you hear a Nu-Metal band, you say "Man, Thats Manowar gay" theres no need to be offencive about it, I do like Manowar
Jan 23rd, 2005 12:11 AM
Rongi Manowar shits on Pantera
Jan 23rd, 2005 12:10 AM
executioneer
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Originally Posted by TheBoogieman
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Originally Posted by Chojin
Hey, Boogieman.


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Wanna blow the horn of Gondor?
Horn of Gondor? Thats Manowar Gay

ok so manowar is gay but pantera is not

got it
Jan 23rd, 2005 12:08 AM
payne mortal kombat games were asome so was the movie def 1 of the only movie bout a video game to be good but the 2nd movie sucked major ass
Jan 21st, 2005 06:21 PM
TheBoogieman
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Originally Posted by Chojin
Hey, Boogieman.


...






Wanna blow the horn of Gondor?
Horn of Gondor? Thats Manowar Gay

Jan 21st, 2005 05:50 PM
Anonymous Hey, Boogieman.


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Wanna blow the horn of Gondor?
Jan 21st, 2005 05:48 PM
TheBoogieman
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Originally Posted by Chojin
that dimebag sig is hilarious

I would have followed you, my brother. My Captain. MY KING.

Sleep well, son of shitty metal.
DON'T YOU DARE DISRESPECT DIMEBAG DARRELL
Jan 21st, 2005 11:36 AM
Mad Melvin No.
Jan 20th, 2005 08:52 PM
ArrowX Why does everyone hate the second one? I'll admit if they cut the whole bestiality thing out of it it would have been far better. But did anyone notice the pure badassery of Smoke and Cyrax?
Jan 20th, 2005 08:46 PM
Anonymous

that dimebag sig is hilarious

I would have followed you, my brother. My Captain. MY KING.

Sleep well, son of shitty metal.
Jan 19th, 2005 04:34 PM
TheBoogieman I remember my brother bought it on Laserdisk. I saw it, its not that great when you watch it now, but a least its better then all other Videogame Movies
Jan 13th, 2005 06:49 PM
Zomboid
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Originally Posted by soundtest
I loved the theme song from the movie. "MORTALLLLLL KOMBATTTT!!!"
Yeah, on our school computers they supply headphones but for music I just go to media on IE and search and remembered that song...Still pretty good and I found this one by the "powerups" I think. It's a redone version of the theme from MK1.
Jan 13th, 2005 06:00 PM
timrpgland This is the greatest movie of all time..... I'm going to buy 2 copies....
Jan 13th, 2005 05:17 PM
pjalne [center:42f5114943]

You shame me, but I still love you [/center:42f5114943]
Jan 13th, 2005 05:02 PM
MetalMilitia
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videogames dont make good movies except super mario
Joke?
Jan 13th, 2005 04:46 PM
Callahan videogames dont make good movies except super mario mortal kombat was bad but not as bad as total anihilation i have strong memories of seeing half of it and walking out of the cinema the only other time i did this was during the wedding planner
Jan 13th, 2005 02:31 PM
huond
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Originally Posted by Jamesic
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Originally Posted by Zomboid
Yep. I still play mk2 on my laptop from time to time. So simple yet so fun.
Mortal Kombat 2 is my favourite fighting game as it has some top action and a beautiful woman (namely Kitana)!

I did, however, let my younger friend play it (from Midway Arcade Treasures 2) and he didn't like it! It proves that good old MK2 doesn't appeal to some younger people (although he was 15)...
lol
Jan 13th, 2005 02:30 PM
huond
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Originally Posted by Jamesic
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Originally Posted by soundtest
I loved the theme song from the movie. "MORTALLLLLL KOMBATTTT!!!"
I aggree, the theme song from the movie is really great. It's one of my favourite film songs in fact!
lol
Jan 13th, 2005 01:43 PM
Jamesic
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Originally Posted by Zomboid
Yep. I still play mk2 on my laptop from time to time. So simple yet so fun.
Mortal Kombat 2 is my favourite fighting game as it has some top action and a beautiful woman (namely Kitana)!

I did, however, let my younger friend play it (from Midway Arcade Treasures 2) and he didn't like it! It proves that good old MK2 doesn't appeal to some younger people (although he was 15)...
Jan 13th, 2005 01:28 PM
Jamesic
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Originally Posted by soundtest
I loved the theme song from the movie. "MORTALLLLLL KOMBATTTT!!!"
I aggree, the theme song from the movie is really great. It's one of my favourite film songs in fact!
Jan 13th, 2005 09:45 AM
DeadKennedys
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Originally Posted by executioneer
well how do you say it
I say "Vahz"
Jan 13th, 2005 03:34 AM
soundtest I loved the theme song from the movie. "MORTALLLLLL KOMBATTTT!!!"
Jan 13th, 2005 03:11 AM
Zomboid Yep. I still play mk2 on my laptop from time to time. So simple yet so fun.
Jan 13th, 2005 02:30 AM
the_dudefather
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Originally Posted by Zomboid
I loved the MK games as a kid and I was still a youngin when it came out so I liked it and still do.
i dont get the new capcom fighting games (apart from MVC2), so its nice to go back to each character only having 5 moves and fatalities which involve 'dialing' the buttons at a precise location to get a humorous effect
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