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Dec 10th, 2004 03:40 PM
kellychaos Keep wearing her down. It's working.
Dec 10th, 2004 01:14 PM
FS Creepy Geek #2, what would you do if we were on a romantic cruise and a big burly guy came up to us and started hitting on me?
Dec 10th, 2004 12:57 PM
Anonymous Guys girls are just like the dating games, where you just have to slip in compliments and get receptive answers, because that means that you're scoring points. When you get up to 30 points, you can then ask for a date without being turned down, and the point mount exponentially from there, up to 100 which I don't think I even have to explain am I right guys
Dec 9th, 2004 09:19 PM
adept_ninja I honestly think that if you took that serial rapist/murder test you would score at least a 8 out of 15. Dohmer scored like a 12 :/

P.S: do you like hitting animals with your sword or playing with roadkill?
Dec 9th, 2004 08:46 PM
Matt Harty
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Originally Posted by Brandon
Just out of curiosity, how will you go about "hitting on her" if it ever comes to that?
Well, like I did last night.

Basically I got into a conversation with her, and when I said I had to leave soon, I said that I had to tell her she looked really good, but not to take that in any way than would make her feel uncomfortable.

So then she said aww thanks Jack and that she'll talk to me today since I'm signing off.

Basically, I figure I have to take it slow. She's being incredibly friendly and receptive despite my obvious advances, but she isn't being bitchy and mean, nor does she seem like someone who would be that way. I think I can work it out.
Has she told you that you look good?
Dec 9th, 2004 08:44 PM
CaptainBubba You are really really fucking creepy when you talk about girls. Did you know that?
Dec 9th, 2004 08:25 PM
The One and Only...
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Originally Posted by Brandon
Just out of curiosity, how will you go about "hitting on her" if it ever comes to that?
Well, like I did last night.

Basically I got into a conversation with her, and when I said I had to leave soon, I said that I had to tell her she looked really good, but not to take that in any way than would make her feel uncomfortable.

So then she said aww thanks Jack and that she'll talk to me today since I'm signing off.

Basically, I figure I have to take it slow. She's being incredibly friendly and receptive despite my obvious advances, but she isn't being bitchy and mean, nor does she seem like someone who would be that way. I think I can work it out.
Dec 9th, 2004 10:52 AM
the_dudefather or get in ze horseless carrage
Dec 9th, 2004 04:28 AM
FS
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Originally Posted by Brandon
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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
I'm really not sure how I'm going to able to sustain a friendship with this girl without hitting on her... it's going to be challenging.
Just out of curiosity, how will you go about "hitting on her" if it ever comes to that?
Probably making suave remarks like "Are you doing anything special next weekend? Answer the question."
Dec 9th, 2004 01:05 AM
Perndog He'll slap her with his wang.
Dec 9th, 2004 12:58 AM
Brandon
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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
I'm really not sure how I'm going to able to sustain a friendship with this girl without hitting on her... it's going to be challenging.
Just out of curiosity, how will you go about "hitting on her" if it ever comes to that?
Dec 8th, 2004 05:23 PM
MetalMilitia
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Originally Posted by The One and Only...

I'm just going with what you guys have suggested.
Holy shit! are you insane?!
Dec 8th, 2004 04:44 PM
The One and Only... She hasn't called me her friend, nor have I called her mine.

I'm just going with what you guys have suggested.
Dec 8th, 2004 04:06 PM
kellychaos If she wanted the seks, the word "friend" never would have entered into conversation. That's all you're gettin' fella ... well, that and an endless series of stories about other guys whom she's bangin'. That's what you're in for. Take it or leave it. Just sayin'
Dec 8th, 2004 03:33 PM
The One and Only... GOD DAMN...

I'm really not sure how I'm going to able to sustain a friendship with this girl without hitting on her... it's going to be challenging.
Dec 7th, 2004 04:20 PM
kellychaos OAO's at a time of his pre-pubescent life that his blood is rushing from his gigundous brain to his gigundous cock leaving his utterly incapable of rational thought.
Dec 6th, 2004 10:38 PM
HickMan Yeah, bad move buddy.

OAO, quit being such a smarty pants, know it all, I'm defintely smarter then you, Looke at my big penis it's bigger then that guy who plays football personality. Girls find that gay. Look at me, I'm as dumb as a box of rocks and my penis is just average. The ladies go wild
Dec 6th, 2004 09:49 PM
The One and Only... Especially when people find out you did so.
Dec 6th, 2004 09:38 PM
Perndog
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Originally Posted by CaptainBubba
Talking to girls while you're still in your faux-intelectual phase is just going to make you cringe when you look back on it in oh, say, 3 years. Just play video games. Its safer and Noone will judge you.


That was me when I was 14.

Okay, when I was 17.

I'm so glad I didn't post any of those IM conversations online.
Dec 6th, 2004 07:28 PM
mischief EDIT: OAO's cock
Dec 6th, 2004 07:28 PM
mischief seriously, stop it!

ladiez love da cock
Dec 6th, 2004 07:05 PM
MetalMilitia you first.
Dec 6th, 2004 07:04 PM
ziggytrix Quit fagging up this thread you two.
Dec 6th, 2004 04:33 PM
MetalMilitia
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Originally Posted by kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
wait, why can't you get laid?
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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
I really need to get back to obscure politics, multisyllable words, extreme variants of metal/hardcore, fencing, guns, and roleplaying.

Dec 6th, 2004 03:52 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
wait, why can't you get laid?
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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
I really need to get back to obscure politics, multisyllable words, extreme variants of metal/hardcore, fencing, guns, and roleplaying.
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