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Jul 4th, 2005 12:53 PM
FurankuS I would've named him Merv.
Jul 3rd, 2005 01:40 AM
Sethomas Actually, I think it'd be Josh (from Yeshwuah). Jerome was the guy who translated the Bible into Latin.
Jul 1st, 2005 09:43 PM
Cosmo Electrolux
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Originally Posted by Sethomas
In the early Church when everyone spoke Greek, the name Jesus was abbreviated to its first three letters, IHS. When the West converted to Latin with Jerome, they kept IHS with a handful of other Greek idioms (ICHTHUS, Kyrie Eleison, blah blah) even though most people had no idea what they meant. So, the I and the S were transfigured into Iesus and Salvatore (I forget if that's the right spelling), but the H was kept as posterity for whatever reason. Around the Reformation, people started making fun of it as a middle initial, since nobody could figure out what else it could mean.



Edit: I forgot to mention that there's a geek joke I heard long ago, saying that it stands for "Haploid". The joke being that he was formed with only a mother, so he has only one set of genetic data within him and thus he's haploid, as aposed to diploid like all normal mammals.
So, Jesus' name would be Jerry now? Interesting.....
Jun 28th, 2005 05:02 PM
FromThe13thFloor
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Originally Posted by sadie
i've always wondered what the h the h stands for.
It stands for HARDCORE.
Jun 27th, 2005 08:55 AM
MetalMilitia
Jun 27th, 2005 05:44 AM
Sethomas In the early Church when everyone spoke Greek, the name Jesus was abbreviated to its first three letters, IHS. When the West converted to Latin with Jerome, they kept IHS with a handful of other Greek idioms (ICHTHUS, Kyrie Eleison, blah blah) even though most people had no idea what they meant. So, the I and the S were transfigured into Iesus and Salvatore (I forget if that's the right spelling), but the H was kept as posterity for whatever reason. Around the Reformation, people started making fun of it as a middle initial, since nobody could figure out what else it could mean.



Edit: I forgot to mention that there's a geek joke I heard long ago, saying that it stands for "Haploid". The joke being that he was formed with only a mother, so he has only one set of genetic data within him and thus he's haploid, as aposed to diploid like all normal mammals.
Jun 27th, 2005 01:30 AM
Ninjavenom Hornswaggle.
Jun 26th, 2005 09:51 AM
Helm Horatio?
Jun 26th, 2005 09:45 AM
Carnivore Alas, it was but a fleeting visit.
Jun 26th, 2005 02:25 AM
sadie i've always wondered what the h the h stands for.
Jun 24th, 2005 11:42 PM
Mockery All things come full circle...

ESPECIALLY WITH BLACK HOLES LIKE THE I-MOCKERY FORUMS
Jun 24th, 2005 07:34 PM
James I can teach you how.

We need Jixby back.
Jun 24th, 2005 12:51 PM
Chojin Where's cherry? :o

*Oh, just one post? ;< That's HARDLY enough material to beat off to.


But I'll try.
Jun 24th, 2005 11:00 AM
Emu I thought Sadie had been back for a while.
Jun 24th, 2005 10:55 AM
sspadowsky
HOLY JESUS H. JUMPED-UP CHRIST ON A POGO STICK

Cherry, George, and Sadie have all returned on the same day. Surely Burock, Emma, and Wreck cannot be far behind.

We all await your explanations for your AWOL-ness.

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