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Feb 19th, 2004 10:58 PM
brandinoel
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Originally Posted by Suck 'n' Fuck
Just duct tape a vibrator to the driver's seat. It has to be pointing up. It works for both guys and girls.
I worked at a car wash in Jr. High and one day I was cleaning this chix car on the inside and one of the guys told me not to look under the front seat...well curiosity got to me, she had a vibrator with a cigrette lighter pug in. I would find it rather hard to drive and orgazim but that's just me.
Feb 7th, 2004 03:22 AM
Studio8 Well, thanks for asking. You're cool in my book. I don't have a real book, though. Just this one. It's a bible.
Feb 6th, 2004 07:42 PM
da blob
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Probably same reason why I wanted to buy it, huh.
That girl sounds like a keeper.
Feb 5th, 2004 09:35 PM
Studio8 The girl I work with who I have a crush on washes my clothes and she kept it. I don't know why. Ask her.
Feb 5th, 2004 05:42 PM
da blob
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Originally Posted by Studio8
I used the same ones 4 times last month because I wanted to see what would happen and I was using too much of our house toilet paper. The bottom of the sock was weird and stiff.

How much do you want for it ?
Feb 4th, 2004 02:02 PM
Studio8 Twice?
Feb 4th, 2004 11:26 AM
rainbowbrite oops...didnt mean to do that
Feb 4th, 2004 11:24 AM
rainbowbrite i once jacked off in my car...i just brought a zip-lock with me and threw it out when i was done.
Jan 3rd, 2004 12:52 PM
kellychaos Indeed, a crime in itself.
Jan 2nd, 2004 02:15 AM
Studio8 I asked a cop at the restaurant that I work what would happen if I got caught and he said I would go to jail. But then he said that I could do it all I want as long as nobody saw my penis.

F-Y-I
Jan 1st, 2004 10:37 AM
Supafly345 I enjoyed the part when Missfit believed I was being sincere on claiming to be confused about her gender.
Dec 30th, 2003 06:04 PM
MisSFiT I'm not a whore, nor am I a freak.
Sorry for the disappointment, I'm sure you'll get over it.
Dec 30th, 2003 05:10 PM
Matt Harty That your a freak but still get more action then Sicktodeathmx.
Dec 30th, 2003 05:09 PM
HickMan I didn't read this thread. Sorry.
Dec 30th, 2003 05:08 PM
Gurlugon That you're a WHORE1
Dec 30th, 2003 03:02 PM
MisSFiT No, I'm a she, you were right.
But I was just wondering what you meant by that.
Dec 30th, 2003 02:48 AM
Supafly345 Oh I'm sorry. Your user-name confused me.
"Even he" I mean.
Dec 30th, 2003 12:25 AM
MisSFiT What do you mean even she has gotten more?

Actually you are right, I have never used one-alone anyway.
Dec 30th, 2003 12:01 AM
Supafly345 MissFit probably has never used one because she has never needed to, meaning even she probably has always gotten more than you.
Dec 29th, 2003 11:22 PM
Sicktodeathmx You don't really have to hop up and down when using a vibrator...
Dec 29th, 2003 06:25 PM
The Retro Kat I got an idea! Let's do it then tell about it and show pictures and short film clips of it!
Dec 29th, 2003 01:20 AM
MisSFiT No, it wouldn't work.
You can't be hopping up and down while you are trying to drive.
That could be dangerous.
Dec 28th, 2003 11:36 PM
Suck 'n' Fuck Just duct tape a vibrator to the driver's seat. It has to be pointing up. It works for both guys and girls.
Dec 27th, 2003 05:15 PM
MisSFiT Hmm....

So, you ARE a guy.
Dec 27th, 2003 03:12 PM
kellychaos My sock is so overused and stiff it rides shotgun with a safety belt.
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