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Nov 1st, 2004 01:13 PM
sadie i know i've only been back to teaching for a few weeks now, but already i'm quite sick of it. much of the problem has to do with my lack of necessary authority, though, i think. subs just don't carry the weight regular teachers do, regardless of their qualifications/experience. fourth period today had me smiling and biting my tongue, internally saying, "count. . .to. . .ten. . .deep. . . breaths. . .eye. . .will. . .not. . .twitch." >:
Oct 21st, 2004 06:19 PM
YugiIsTheBomb
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Originally Posted by Crying Baby Jesus
My sixth grade techer was Mr. Boner, And I have a teacher named Mr. Ramsanker
Ok, that's funny! But seriously, is that true?
Oct 21st, 2004 06:18 PM
Bass Yeah... Yugi, there's no reason to respond to every thread... just stick to a few good ones so that your posts aren't void of all meaning.
You were doing fine in the other threads... now you're just being annoying
Oct 21st, 2004 06:13 PM
sadie i am *so* not going looking for the alluded-to frayed thread of thought.

it looks like we have our latest imock junkie am i right guys
Oct 21st, 2004 05:57 PM
YugiIsTheBomb
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Originally Posted by ernasty10050
well i never heard that one, but i'm SURE it happened
Sorry to hear that. It can't be much worse than Washington DC, with schools falling apart and hospitals closing down, but can still afford a new baseball team!!!
Oct 20th, 2004 12:51 PM
sadie yah, and it's not exactly my principles' all-time low or anything. :P

sub journal, belated:
yesterday morning from 9 to almost noon, i was in the little theatre classroom with all of my english 11 students: 48 of them, to be exact. they had to take a practice writing test, to prepare for the big ol' sol's that're coming up. (the acronym stands for standards of learning, but some students may be sol themselves. tehee.) just me. with 48 teenagers that're hard enough to keep quiet and seated in their three regular classes. no one came to check to see how things were going. i couldn't leave. we didn't have any spare pencils or dictionaries like we were supposed to. it was pretty crappy planning on someone's part, yes. and i'm glad i wasn't just a regular substitute and hadn't facilitated such tests before.

today's fun::
me: (student), you need to raise your head.
student: i'm not sleeping.
me: regardless, i need to be able to see your eyes, no matter what color they are. (color: completely bloodshot. :O)
student: (laughter and raising of head)

and another::
student: what's the name of your band, (me)?
me: i already told you.
student: yah. and what does that mean?
me: i'll leave you to ponder that on your own.
student: i already know.
me: (moving on to next question)

heehaw.
Oct 20th, 2004 09:10 AM
Dole We all have to earn a living sadie, despite of any principles we may hev.
I mean look at me, I gut senior citizens for a living. Its not nice, its not pretty but its for the best and it pays the bills.
Oct 20th, 2004 08:27 AM
sadie today the juniors get to watch the movie version of "the crucible"! with winona ryder! i'm sure they'll be overjoyed! i know i sure am! it's 8:30 and i was up throughout the night with the baby! an hour of sleep here and there! i can't wait for the bell to ring so i can enrich these adolescents' souls! with literature on the small screen!

my determination not to work within the public school system--especially in virginia--dwindled little by little over time and now, here i am, ready and willing to beg for a full-time position. isn't it funny how stressful living conditions can weaken your resolve. . .
Oct 20th, 2004 04:11 AM
FS
Oct 20th, 2004 04:05 AM
MetalMilitia
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Originally Posted by Sethomas
OMG you can't joke about rape I mean it's never been done before and you'll just be way too shocking!!
Could you be any more of a dumbass
Oct 19th, 2004 09:32 PM
Seven Force
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Originally Posted by Chojin
Man, don't I wish.

But public education will forever be a place you have to take your kid to, because it basically serves as daycare.
Ain't it the truth.

And the kids are going to have to make up some days because of the hurricane, so they're hacking off some of the vacation time, instead of the other option, which was to make it up on Saturdays. Hahah, I guess no one wants to go to school on a Saturday.

But either way i'm happy.
Oct 19th, 2004 08:54 PM
Sethomas OMG you can't joke about rape I mean it's never been done before and you'll just be way too shocking!!
Oct 19th, 2004 08:42 PM
thebiggameover
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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
Quote:
Originally Posted by thebiggameover
the fact that someone on here is a teacher really scares the crap out of me...
Indeed, you can imagine the situation.

"excuse me sir, i dont quite underst..."
"SHUT UP FAG, YOU ARE NOT FUNNY AND NO ONE LIKES YOU. I HOPE YOU GET RAPED
Oct 19th, 2004 07:00 PM
Sethomas I can't imagine any of Fartin's educators being worthless.
Oct 19th, 2004 06:05 PM
Anonymous Man, don't I wish.

But public education will forever be a place you have to take your kid to, because it basically serves as daycare.
Oct 19th, 2004 06:02 PM
FartinMowler nO offense but most of my substitute teachers where useless. Hand out some photocopied assignments and leave the room for a coffee. I envision the future education system will end up being mainly from home and only once a week you will go in for testing.
Oct 19th, 2004 06:02 PM
ziggytrix He's confusing Sadie for one of the dozens of tween retards who secretly run this board now.
Oct 19th, 2004 05:48 PM
Anonymous Ha ha! That is what we are like, isn't it?
Oct 19th, 2004 05:22 PM
MetalMilitia
Quote:
Originally Posted by thebiggameover
the fact that someone on here is a teacher really scares the crap out of me...
Indeed, you can imagine the situation.

"excuse me sir, i dont quite underst..."
"SHUT UP FAG, YOU ARE NOT FUNNY AND NO ONE LIKES YOU. I HOPE YOU GET RAPED
Oct 19th, 2004 04:56 PM
FS Remember that slapping is okay as long as you don't leave any visible marks.
Oct 19th, 2004 11:53 AM
sadie omg. you kids better not be in my classes. >:
Oct 18th, 2004 09:56 PM
EisigerBiskuit if you have lost half of your index finger, you are Ms. Walker, and are not allowed to see me here again
Oct 18th, 2004 09:55 PM
thebiggameover the fact that someone on here is a teacher really scares the crap out of me...

and im sure you would give me a F if i was in your class...
Oct 18th, 2004 09:45 PM
Command Prompt One of my subs fronted a punk band and he used to break beer bottles on his head. At shows though, not in class, which would of been cooler.

God, punk sucks.
Oct 18th, 2004 09:39 PM
EisigerBiskuit darn. he was my teacher one year, then the basketball coach, and then he left. I pirated his CDs
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