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Aug 22nd, 2006 10:12 PM
Les Waste Eliminator, you do not have to respond to every single goddamn post made in your general direction. Aside from the fact that you are gaying up my already gay-beyound-comparision thread about how I'm an alcoholic pill-popper, your poor attempts at comedy are rendered even more moot because your humor is being dilluted by the twenty-some posts in this thread that amount to little more than "oh yeah RIGHT, THAT'LL happen [sarcasm]rolleyes[/sarcasm]." You fucking don't have to demonstrate to the internet that you have a sense of humor; it's not like the writing staff at Conan or South Park or SNL or what the fuck ever is going to "discover" you through this forum and make you the next Chris Farley, John Belushi, Lenny Bruce or, again, what the fuck ever. Stop trying to convince people you don't fucking suck, dickweed.

Also, thank you Sadie for reassuring me that I am not the complete loser which my close friends assured me I am for being powerless; I knew other people had such experiences, I just didn't know any people who did
Aug 22nd, 2006 02:30 PM
ArrowX Hey guys I found Jesus!
Aug 22nd, 2006 11:56 AM
Trash Juust like you.
Aug 22nd, 2006 10:56 AM
CSM-101
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chojin
oh i see that was sarcasm good show old man haha but just an fyi we don't use asterisks here, we prefer [emote] tags i've been meaning to add that to the rules forever but things just pile up and



BOOM! HAHA! OUT OF NOWHERE! OH MAN, OH MAN YOU WALKED RIGHT INTO THAT A BLIND MAN COULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING WHAT'S WITH YOU MAN [emote] laughs heartily [/emote]
this picture gets old.
Aug 22nd, 2006 09:58 AM
Snakes_On_A_Thread Incase you didn't know, poofter is English slang for 'homosexual'.
Aug 22nd, 2006 08:33 AM
WhiteRat Judging from the Eliminator's layed out body, I must say that he was BOOMED by Chojin.
Aug 22nd, 2006 07:12 AM
EVILCAKE can someone unban me? I was sorta on topic...I gotta go to work and pay the bills...pay the bills....pay the bills
Aug 21st, 2006 10:30 PM
MLE "lol"
Aug 21st, 2006 10:03 PM
The Eliminator Everyone ignored me except you. You want my love or something?

C'mon, just tell me.
Aug 21st, 2006 10:02 PM
sadie stop shacking!
Aug 21st, 2006 09:58 PM
Chojin Guys just IGNORE HIM he'll be banned before you know it I sent that PM express did you know i've known roger for years it's true we built that redline together for situations just like this so sit tight
Aug 21st, 2006 09:53 PM
The Eliminator
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chojin
Okay, that is it, that is IT! Don't say I didn't warn you!

Quote:
Originally Posted by PMed MOMENTS AGO
From: Chojin
To: Mockery
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:18 pm
Subject: EXTREMELY disruptive behavior!

Excuse me -RoG-, (by the way, love the site!) but a certain user named The Eliminator is causing a massive disturbance in General Blabber. Believe me, you'll know the thread when you see it. I don't think I need to tell you what to do here, but I'm figuring about 4-6 years on the ban, how's my aim?

Yours forever,
Chojin
Whoo, cool, i'm shacking, you are so cool.

Feck, can i have your autograph?

Edit: They call this mockery? when they have tight arse people around.......like.........?
Aug 21st, 2006 09:53 PM
sadie you really should see a doctor about that.
Aug 21st, 2006 09:51 PM
The Eliminator
Quote:
Originally Posted by sadie
eliminate somewhere else, please. i just cleaned this carpet.
I understand.......don't rock your boat........and if so!!!!.......call it........?????

I do not know how to get blood stains out of your carpet, sorry.
Aug 21st, 2006 09:49 PM
Chojin Okay, that is it, that is IT! Don't say I didn't warn you!

Quote:
Originally Posted by PMed MOMENTS AGO
From: Chojin
To: Mockery
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:18 pm
Subject: EXTREMELY disruptive behavior!

Excuse me -RoG-, (by the way, love the site!) but a certain user named The Eliminator is causing a massive disturbance in General Blabber. Believe me, you'll know the thread when you see it. I don't think I need to tell you what to do here, but I'm figuring about 4-6 years on the ban, how's my aim?

Yours forever,
Chojin
Aug 21st, 2006 09:47 PM
sadie eliminate somewhere else, please. i just cleaned this carpet.
Aug 21st, 2006 09:46 PM
The Eliminator
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chojin
Esophagator, Will you PLEASE stop being so off-topic! Don't make me PM an administrator, it is clearly against the rules!
Oh, i'm so sorry, Please forgive me, I'll never do it again!

Pot, kettle, black.
Aug 21st, 2006 09:41 PM
Chojin Esophagator, Will you PLEASE stop being so off-topic! Don't make me PM an administrator, it is clearly against the rules!
Aug 21st, 2006 09:40 PM
sadie
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chojin
one of my editors last year photoshopped this picture with chattering teeth over ali's and whoever else's faces 'cause the newspaper's called "the chatterbox." get it?

oh, and bobo, i feel your pain. i spent two weeks without electricity (i think it was) three summers ago 'cause i had no job (except being a professional musician, which in my town, is open mics at biker bars three nights a week and a non-paying gig in a city fifty miles away once a week to get-a-foot-in-the-door) and refused to ask my parents for help. i remember lying on my bed with the window open when the old lady next door was entertaining a guest on the carport and telling her about the burger she bit into and then found half a roach in. i was trying to read the nirvana story someone'd sent me. good luck getting it together, man.
Aug 21st, 2006 09:39 PM
The Eliminator
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chojin
Anyway, notwithstanding the comments of a certain off-topic jerk-butt-face-homo...
You where the one who made it off topic.......remmember? Korsakov boy?
Aug 21st, 2006 09:36 PM
Chojin Anyway, notwithstanding the comments of a certain off-topic jerk-butt-face-homo...

BG&E are queer about power like that ;< I didn't pay them for a while cause they never billed me and then it cost me hundreds to get it back on and they didn't do it for a full week on account of them not feeling like it.
Aug 21st, 2006 09:33 PM
Chojin Did you mean Poitier?
Aug 21st, 2006 09:31 PM
The Eliminator Oh no, the spelling police is on me.........RUN!!!!

Twit!
Aug 21st, 2006 09:27 PM
Chojin okay man i looked up poofter and i'm coming up with NOTHING you could always try to spellcheck your stuff before you post it if you still don't believe me, here's your proof:



BOOM! OH! OH, OH GOD! GOD! YOU FELL FOR IT AGAIN! HAHAHA YOU'RE KILLING ME, MAN, IT'S LIKE THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK!
Aug 21st, 2006 09:27 PM
The Eliminator

*rolling eyes* <--- hee, look mom, i've used asterisks!!!
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