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| Nov 12th, 2003 08:27 AM | |
| Supafly345 |
Steve Carell's name isn't Pete. 
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| Nov 12th, 2003 05:51 AM | |
| Professor Cool | Another black guy will died first in the movie. |
| Nov 10th, 2003 11:16 PM | |
| AChimp |
JP3 was SHIT. I wanted to punch that stupid woman in it through out the entire film. Why didn't she shut up? What can't you understand about GIANT DINOSAURS WHO WANT TO EAT YOU IF YOU MAKE NOISE????? And that gay kid who "lived" by reading about dinosaurs in a book. WTF.
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| Nov 10th, 2003 10:36 PM | |
| Mike P | Actually, they should make JPVI a big computer animated extravaganza with the dinosaurs fighting among themselves, but banding together to feast upon the foolish humans that keep invading the island. DINOSAURS VS EVERYONE! |
| Nov 10th, 2003 09:20 PM | |
| HickMan | As long as the dinosaurs will win. I knew that there would be a sequel just looking at the end of JP3. It was kind of obvious :/. |
| Nov 10th, 2003 06:35 PM | |
| Krythor | Crazy. |
| Nov 10th, 2003 06:34 PM | |
| Mike P |
I think Professor Cool hates me. Cyborg Raptors would be kind of cool. Maybe it'll have Grimlock and stuff in it... Hm. Jurassic Park IV: THE FUTURE! It might also be good if it focused on the dinosaurs and stuff, like "The Land Before Time" or "Milo and Otis". The first "Land Before Time", though. Imagine it: The story of a lone cyborg raptor on a quest to free his family from the clutches of the T-Rexes (Wouldn't it be Tyrannosauri Regi, since it's Latin?). |
| Nov 10th, 2003 05:29 PM | |
| Drev |
Maybe this time we'll have....CYBORG RAPTORS! *knocks on the biggest fucking piece of wood on Earth* |
| Nov 10th, 2003 03:50 PM | |
| Professor Cool | You mean Mike P. from Phantasm? |
| Nov 10th, 2003 03:43 PM | |
| Immortal Goat | Yeah, but look at the person that's saying it was a good movie. He's named after the main character in one of the worst movies i have ever seen! |
| Nov 10th, 2003 09:53 AM | |
| Royal Tenenbaum | JP3 wasn't that bad. It didn't do anything great, but it was light years beyond Lost World. |
| Nov 10th, 2003 01:20 AM | |
| Mike P | I don't think they really care how much of a crock of shit it was... all they care about is that they have a once popular franchise on their hands, and now they're milking it for all its worth... hell, more so, considering the state of JP3. In fact, if they are milking it, THEY'RE TORN OFF THE DAMNED UDDER AND IT'S NOW BLEEDING, while the Matrix cow dies next to it... |
| Nov 8th, 2003 01:40 PM | |
| eggyolk |
Didn't they realize what a crock of shit Jurassic Park 3 was?
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| Nov 7th, 2003 02:58 PM | |
| Rez |
*maybe it'll be better than teh matrix.* i hate the internet. |
| Nov 7th, 2003 02:47 PM | |
| Mike P |
Jurassic Park IV According to the IMDB, they're making a fourth Jurassic Park movie. It's in "pre-production" which means there's still time for it to be stopped. God willing... if not, here a possible subtitle: Jurassic Park IV: Jurassic Mine! It was funny in my head... it should have stayed there. |
