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Nov 17th, 2006 06:38 PM
sadie you're forgetting that oao prides himself in his gayness.
Nov 17th, 2006 05:11 PM
Azrael Holy crap, I just read OaO's thread backups!

That shit made my week. You are truly a very sad excuse for a human being, and the only person who can fence and not be gay is Bruce Dickinson.
Nov 17th, 2006 12:29 PM
mburbank I don't see any reason to unwrap them for this.
Nov 17th, 2006 12:15 PM
Archduke Tips Max,
Don't you think the whole sarcasting "you're so funny" thing is a bit hackneyed?

Seriously, I know you have better insults in you. I've seen them before.
Nov 17th, 2006 08:01 AM
mburbank "Burbank, I'm sorry, but it just wasn't meant to be. I know the dirty sex was good. Damn, how well I know. The time with the Santa hat and cowboy boots? Hot. But you can't hold it against me forever. You've got to move on."
-OGB

That's really funny. Great job with the humor. Seriously. Like everything else you do, you've mastered funny with little effort, and are so good at it, you can now move onto some other area of interest. Great job.
Nov 17th, 2006 01:34 AM
kahljorn "I am the one who puts the waffle in wafflehouse, the cock that fills the gaping void of the vagina!!!"

so you're saying you're formation but formation comes from existence. Not only that but Yesod is pretty low on the tree of life. Still pretty material buddy but you know it's on the way to christhood or whatever so you know you'll get there soon.
Nov 17th, 2006 12:46 AM
Big Papa Goat So, OAO comes back but Helm doesn't.
There's no justice
Nov 16th, 2006 11:33 PM
RectalWart
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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
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Originally Posted by RectalWart
Who are you supposed to be...the 5th Stooge?
Read the thread backups section. OAO used to be the loveline king with his hilarious attempts at finding a girlfriend.
Thanks MM, I did just that. And I swear if I have to read about OAO "making out" one more time, I'll be forced to climb a tall structure with a high-powered semi-automatic weapon of some sort.

But my favorite response came from Max:

""Your characters suck oao"
-K. Haddas

Well, laws, you can't expect anyone ELSE to suck OAO."
Nov 16th, 2006 11:23 PM
zeldasbiggestfan
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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
Fathom Zero, you have failed your own name. You have yet to comprehend your own worthlessness.

Burbank, I'm sorry, but it just wasn't meant to be. I know the dirty sex was good. Damn, how well I know. The time with the Santa hat and cowboy boots? Hot. But you can't hold it against me forever. You've got to move on.
Youve got to move on because you know Fathom struck your retarted ass from the throne.
Nov 16th, 2006 11:03 PM
RectalWart Thanks Max.

That whole "Heteroflexible" thing had me really nervous. I was afraid he'd start hitting on everything that moves, so I was standing REALLY still. :/
Nov 16th, 2006 10:59 PM
Archduke Tips Bamboozler of wide thighs and faggotry!
Nov 16th, 2006 10:47 PM
The One and Only... Idolators of text.
Nov 16th, 2006 09:47 PM
Jeff The Ninja NOT AS GOD AS THIS
Nov 16th, 2006 09:36 PM
ArrowX THIS MAKES ME GOD
Nov 16th, 2006 09:16 PM
Jeff The Ninja BEHOLD, FOR MY POST IS IN ALL CAPS. I AM NOW YOUR KING.
Nov 16th, 2006 08:00 PM
The One and Only... Fathom Zero, you have failed your own name. You have yet to comprehend your own worthlessness.

Burbank, I'm sorry, but it just wasn't meant to be. I know the dirty sex was good. Damn, how well I know. The time with the Santa hat and cowboy boots? Hot. But you can't hold it against me forever. You've got to move on.
Nov 16th, 2006 05:57 PM
Archduke Tips How can I possibly make this thread more pointless?

Oh okay, that'll do fine.
Nov 16th, 2006 05:49 PM
Fathom Zero
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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
Do not jest, Kahl!!! I am the one who puts the waffle in wafflehouse, the cock that fills the gaping void of the vagina!!! Tremble and quake.

Who is this Fathom Zero? I will slay you all for your adultery.
I am number one. Two is not a winner and three nobody remembers.
Nov 16th, 2006 04:36 PM
ArrowX I bet his penis is still tiny guys!
Nov 16th, 2006 04:17 PM
MetalMilitia
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Originally Posted by RectalWart
Who are you supposed to be...the 5th Stooge?
Read the thread backups section. OAO used to be the loveline king with his hilarious attempts at finding a girlfriend.
Nov 16th, 2006 04:16 PM
mburbank He's a friggin' big thighed narcisist weiner who thinks the light of the universe shines out his bung, one of the most irritating bits of flotsam ever to wash up on the shores of I-mockery. When he's not bragging about his sad adolescent love life, he's pontificating and name droping philosiphers like doing that gave him orgasms. This latest attemt at humor is perhaps the saddest, most inept version of the ever re-inventing, ever the same OAO, as I believe that last bit about the 'cock' in the 'vagina' shows.

He's fun like a traffic accidentg. You find yourself loking, but you know better and it makes you feel dirty.
Nov 16th, 2006 03:54 PM
RectalWart Who are you supposed to be...the 5th Stooge?
Nov 16th, 2006 02:43 PM
The One and Only... Do not jest, Kahl!!! I am the one who puts the waffle in wafflehouse, the cock that fills the gaping void of the vagina!!! Tremble and quake.

Who is this Fathom Zero? I will slay you all for your adultery.
Nov 16th, 2006 12:19 PM
Mockery Your emoticon missed you, OAO

Nov 16th, 2006 09:13 AM
mburbank Big Thighs needs shut it's food eat hole.
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