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Apr 9th, 2008 08:29 PM
Dr. Octogonopus I have a piercing about an inch away from the side of my mouth, and I put a fish hook (that hasn't been used and I cleaned it, of course) into it, and I think it looks sorta cool. Besides, I can take it out.
I'll post a pic when I get my camera working again; it went kaput after I took it through the aquifer caves. Great pics, though, but that's for another thread someday.
Apr 9th, 2008 07:50 PM
Pub Lover
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
We discussed this before. Magnets won't work.
You're thinking of Mexicans.
Apr 9th, 2008 07:43 PM
executioneer unless they have a nickel allergy
Apr 9th, 2008 07:41 PM
Tadao We discussed this before. Magnets won't work.
Apr 9th, 2008 06:52 PM
Pub Lover

Oh for a huge magnet.
Apr 9th, 2008 06:48 PM
Tadao Doc, I am a facial piercing fanatic. I have 9 and I don't wear piercings anymore. Here is the best advice I ever got. Mix 3 tablespoons of sea salt with 1 gallon of distilled water. It has to be sea salt and it has to be distilled water. Sea salt is in someway a natural thing in healing (i forget how) and distilled water doesn't have all the junk in it. It will heal naturally, not fast though. You don't want fast. It will cause scaring and mess the hole up ever so slightly.
Apr 9th, 2008 06:28 PM
Pandajuice Is it, like, right in the middle of your cheek though? (pix plx)
Apr 9th, 2008 06:05 PM
Dr. Octogonopus I thought my ear would be too dumb, and my cheek is less sensitive than the rest of my mouth and nose, for some reason.
Apr 9th, 2008 06:02 PM
Pandajuice Why your cheek of all places?
Apr 9th, 2008 05:53 PM
Dr. Octogonopus Speaking of body ornamentations, I pierced my right cheek a few days ago, and it still bleeds pretty good every time i move the hook. think i should replace it with a barbell or stud? would that help it heal?
Apr 8th, 2008 07:40 PM
Girl Drink Drunk
Apr 8th, 2008 12:09 PM
Sethomas Well, there's the source of confusion: you remember an event that was 37 years ago. This makes you a demographic anomaly, and because of this you're more or less immune to the broad generalizations that would otherwise hold true for statements made about the people who read these boards. I wouldn't worry about it too much. We can't say with any certainty that your social skills are sufficiently underdeveloped as to fit within our normal comfort range, but having proof that you've been a contributing member of society isn't a ban-worthy offense either.

If nothing else you can keep Max and Cosmo Electrolux company when they make threads asking for advice on adult continence issues. This happens regularly since they can't remember things too well anymore and they don't know it's been done before.
Apr 8th, 2008 11:32 AM
Colonel Flagg Nope, seeing my lacerated arm an instant before it began gushing blood and bodily fluids was by far and away more amazing. But that was 37 years ago, and I was far more easily impressed back then.
Apr 8th, 2008 06:10 AM
Sethomas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVmidmv1exE

Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is the most amazing thing any of you fuckfaces have ever seen.
Apr 8th, 2008 03:50 AM
Tadao I really don't know why they insist that a nurse should take out the stitches. I've had many stitches in my life time so far, and it doesn't hurt to remove them and looks farely easy. I guess they might just want to see if everything is ok with the finger.
Apr 8th, 2008 03:21 AM
Sethomas Anyways.

Pulled out another one a few days ago. I kept telling myself I'd sit down and remove the others.

So, just now, I did.

Video forthcoming!
Apr 6th, 2008 10:27 PM
Pub Lover If that was even possible then I would have said something about his fetishes for Asians & feet.

AChimp had a couger thing though, so who knows.
Apr 6th, 2008 10:13 PM
Sethomas You didn't just mistake me for SevenForce, did you?
Apr 6th, 2008 10:11 PM
Pub Lover Couger sex.
Apr 6th, 2008 09:56 PM
Sethomas So, even though it doesn't medically need it, when I work the cash register I cover my wound with dressings to avoid freaking people out. I joked that I'd NOT do that the last day I worked with stitches in, but I wasn't planning on it.

I got pulled off the register Saturday night, the last night I'd have the stitches, and was told to do some clerical work. I took off the dressing to work more efficiently, and after a few hours I got called back to the register when they were flooded. I forgot to put the dressing back on, and the very first customer I dealt with was pretty freaked out.

Just now, I told someone I'd meet her at a bar and I looked over at my work shirt and saw the name tag pin on it. I thought that maybe I should tape the message above over my name and wear that to the bar tonight.

Then, the two situations just kind of came together in my head. If I went into work, as it happens that'd be our Senior Discount Day, with a badge on that says "Ask me about my dick", I can't imagine anything good coming from that.
Apr 6th, 2008 02:42 PM
Girl Drink Drunk Scurry back to the Article Discussion board, please.
Apr 6th, 2008 03:29 AM
Nick Yep, that's enough for me. All I need to know.
Apr 6th, 2008 01:40 AM
Sethomas Actually, I'm surprised Pub hasn't made note of "Seth's OLD body ornamentation". That might have only come up when he was AWOL, but I doubt that would make as much of a difference as it should in Pub's case.

As much as I love to bring it up in conversations with the ladies, it's hard to do so without extreme weirdness. It's just hard to transition conversation topics to skin bridges and the fact that I decorated mine for form and function. If not for my long-sleeved shirt and bowtie fixation, I'd have many different t-shirts in all sorts of colors and patterns that all say "Ask me about my dick" and I'd wear them anytime I went to the bar.

If anyone could make me a button to pin that message to my shirt, I'd appreciate it.

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Seth makes the strangest jumps between expressing his philosophical genius in one post and then sticking stuff in his dick in the next.
Apr 5th, 2008 11:01 PM
Pub Lover IF IT DOES FALL OFF SETH DOESN'T HAVE TO WORRY AS HE CAN USE IT THE NEXT TIME HE SOAKS ABSINTH IN WORMWOOD OR WHATEVER CRAZY SHIT HE DOES NOW TO GET HIS ERUDITE ROCKS OFF
Apr 5th, 2008 10:56 PM
Nick You might wanna have that looked out before it starts oozing puss, and rots off.
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