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Nov 2nd, 2008 07:32 PM
Cosmo Electrolux
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Originally Posted by Bod View Post
yes I saw this earlier. As I may have lost my house and my job, I'm kinda thinking about emigrating. But the online test for australia failed me! Still waiting for the Canada one, they ask different questions though. Don't want to move to Oz anyway, hardly an decent bands play there.
Move to Alabama....now....
Nov 2nd, 2008 01:05 AM
liquidstatik i find 'em in the book store
Nov 1st, 2008 04:56 AM
Zomboid I WAS BROWSING OLD THREADS AND DECIDED TO REVIVE THIS TO SAY: PICS PLS. You can live in my place and we can have sex when I get back from class. That'll be the daily routine
Sep 22nd, 2008 08:53 AM
Bod
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It would seem that Australia wants you badly.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-Mr-Right.html
yes I saw this earlier. As I may have lost my house and my job, I'm kinda thinking about emigrating. But the online test for australia failed me! Still waiting for the Canada one, they ask different questions though. Don't want to move to Oz anyway, hardly an decent bands play there.
Sep 20th, 2008 06:57 PM
DevilWearsPrada Just cut corners and get a guy 10yrs younger than you. If you're younger than 45 we really don't give a fuck about age
Sep 20th, 2008 05:26 PM
Tadao It would seem that Australia wants you badly.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-Mr-Right.html
Sep 20th, 2008 10:31 AM
MetalMilitia Maybe when you make your television debut you should slip in a message along the lines of "I just wish I had a handsome, similarly aged, non-insane man around to help me though this difficult period". Though with this approach you may get a few weirdos.
Sep 20th, 2008 09:08 AM
Bod Nah, they look like pub singers. No.
Sep 19th, 2008 04:28 PM
wobzire I think it would be cool to date a 60 year old mafia member.
Sep 19th, 2008 04:13 PM
Tadao Maybe that's because you are so overly hot. :smooth
Sep 19th, 2008 03:58 PM
Bod I've been to the States quite a few times and never pulled. Must be doing something wrong. And in Canada only 60 years olds that looked like they were in the Mafia chatted me up.
Sep 18th, 2008 08:05 PM
Tadao NO CUNNILINGUS FOR OLD MEN
Sep 18th, 2008 07:56 PM
executioneer NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN
Sep 18th, 2008 06:23 PM
Tadao Coffee? How about a few pints and some mattress wrestling instead?
Sep 18th, 2008 06:21 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost There's this coffee shop you should try, it's in the U.S. though. When are you arriving???
Sep 18th, 2008 06:01 PM
Sam I LOVE LADIES TOO!
Sep 18th, 2008 03:39 PM
Tadao Come visit Hollywood. Rog is out here and I'm near by.
Sep 18th, 2008 03:38 PM
MattJack you have to add in my Avatar, and then it always works.

Trust me bruh
Sep 18th, 2008 03:35 PM
wobzire
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A/S/L

PICS??

Come to America.
I bet this almost always works.
Sep 18th, 2008 03:32 PM
MattJack
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Originally Posted by Bod View Post
I'm in my mid 30s now and single. All the blokes my age are in slippers and long term relationships, or having mid life crisis and becoming football hooligans. There are no single and decent thirty something men out there. Where do you find the elusive mammal that is a nice bloke in his thirties? All the ones i've met are literally quite mad.
A/S/L

PICS??

Come to America.

If you are British then you know that you get a couple of bonus points in your favor, simply due to your accent.

If you are from New Zealand then you know that you get a couple of bonus points against you, simply due to your accent.

ZING PUB, FU*KN ZING!
Sep 18th, 2008 02:23 PM
Tadao
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Originally Posted by Bod View Post
This is not the first time I'm thinking I should move across the pond.

btw, I've never had anyone use my pics in their avatar before, it's like talking to myself.
I'm just seeing what it's feels like to be inside you
Sep 18th, 2008 02:11 PM
Neen Don't forget telling kids to get of the damn lawn.
Sep 18th, 2008 11:14 AM
wobzire Oh crap! Am I too late to say all the stereotypical stuff? Lets see; An all day breakfast establishment, playing checkers in the park, alone in their room at the nursing home waiting for their grandkids to call. Damn it I know that there is more, sorry I couldn't be more help.
Sep 18th, 2008 09:08 AM
Neen A candle lit dinner at 4PM? Maybe a Ben-Gay rubdown afterward?
Sep 18th, 2008 03:25 AM
Bod This is not the first time I'm thinking I should move across the pond.

btw, I've never had anyone use my pics in their avatar before, it's like talking to myself.
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