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| Jun 24th, 2003 11:04 AM | ||
| kellychaos |
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 Of course, I'm the guy who tried to corner the market on "boobie pillows" so you might not want to take my advice.   Another David Hasselhoff softening LINK |
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| Jun 24th, 2003 10:41 AM | ||
| Helm |
I had to focus on the crotch of my lifesized cartboard cutout of David Hasselhoff in briefs to fight mine off. Hey, it scares thieves off |
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| Jun 24th, 2003 12:18 AM | ||
| AChimp |
That gave me a boner. 
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| Jun 23rd, 2003 09:38 PM | ||
| punkgrrrlie10 |
I hate how they keep telling you to scoot to the edge of the table even after you are practically hanging off 
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| Jun 23rd, 2003 06:48 PM | ||
| Royal Tenenbaum |
Women can't have sex 48 hours before they have a pap smear.
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| Jun 23rd, 2003 10:56 AM | ||
| kellychaos | If you had hair cancer and received electrolosis, would it keep coming back again? | |
| Jun 22nd, 2003 08:49 PM | ||
| Les Waste |
I'm sure there are other types of cancer that are more pleasing to have than cancer of the ASS. At least pray for something like little finger cancer, or right ear lobe cancer. Something not potentially fatal.
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| Jun 21st, 2003 03:45 PM | ||
| Geggy |
I had the oncologist test my bunghole for any signs of colon cancer. Turned out I was ok. I want colon cancer so I can take a long vacation from work.
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| Jun 21st, 2003 11:15 AM | ||
| kellychaos | ... or maybe Snuffleupagus. | |
| Jun 21st, 2003 12:08 AM | ||
| Royal Tenenbaum | Maybe he meant urologist. | |
| Jun 20th, 2003 11:57 AM | ||
| kellychaos |
Maybe he meant oncologist ... as in cancer specialist ... I hope not.
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| Jun 20th, 2003 11:44 AM | ||
| Jeanette X |
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| Jun 20th, 2003 10:07 AM | ||
| kellychaos |
[quote="Jeanette X"] Quote:
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| Jun 20th, 2003 05:37 AM | ||
| Geggy | I went to see the onologist for the first time yesterday, how fucked up is that? | |
| Jun 19th, 2003 12:12 AM | ||
| Jeanette X |
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| Jun 18th, 2003 04:01 PM | ||
| Helm | You should have checked your rectal passage too. Always pays to be careful. | |
| Jun 18th, 2003 02:25 PM | ||
| LegoLars | This thread Is great. Or not. I hate people hurting pinkies. | |
| Jun 18th, 2003 11:03 AM | ||
| kellychaos |
Now if THAT wasn't a dick softener, I don't know what is.
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| Jun 18th, 2003 10:47 AM | ||
| AChimp |
http://www.thedailybull.ca/article.php?id=58 Yes, it's spam, but it's very related to this topic.
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| Jun 18th, 2003 09:41 AM | ||
| kellychaos |
I used to want to be a gynecologist until I realized that, apart from the highlights of a few pap smears that may feature some interesting eye candy, a lot of the patients arrive dragging in problem peepees ... let alone the prospect of having to take your work home with you, so to speak.
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| Jun 18th, 2003 07:07 AM | ||
| Protoclown |
Chojin made me LOL
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| Jun 18th, 2003 05:37 AM | ||
| FS |
I opened this thread expecting pictures. Instead, I'm once again glad not to be a woman and will be unable to perform sexually for the next five minutes. |
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| Jun 18th, 2003 01:58 AM | ||
| Anonymous | WE ARE THE CARTOON HEROES, OH-WOAH-OH, WE ARE THE ONES THAT GONNA LAST FOR-EV-ER | |
| Jun 18th, 2003 01:20 AM | ||
| Jeanette X |
Jeanette Goes to the Gynocologist For The First Time I am in a serious relationship, and so I decided to go to the gynecologist, get some birth control pills, and have my fun parts checked out. It was the first time I went to the gynocologist. At first, when I informed the nurse that I was menstruating, I was told to come in another time because the doctor could not examine me. Then the doctor said she could because I had mentioned that my flow was not to heavy. So I go in. "I'll be right back. Take of your clothes." "All of them?" "All of them." So I strip, including my undies, and put on the little gown that they make you wear and waited for her to come back. I sippose that a little blood on the gown doesn't matter because they sterilize them. When she came back, we discussed birth control pills and how they work. Then it was time for the pap smear. "Place you legs in the stirrups. Okay, you know what a speculum is, right?" "Yeah...uh...its this metal thing that they stick into your cervix and scrape a little bit of..." "Very good. Now just relax...I see your legs are a little tense...just relax..." *sensation of cold metal being inserted* "Just relax...breathe deeply..." *Sensation of metal being moved across cervix* *Jeanette gritting teeth and trying hard not to kick the doctor in the face* *sensation of metal scraping across cervix and painful pinch* "Eee...oww.." "There we go. All finished." I thought there weren't any nerve endings in the cervix but I guess I was mistaken. Thank God I am only going to have to do this once a year. And I used to think going to the dentist was bad... |
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