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Aug 28th, 2003 03:49 PM
kellychaos Cat schnarking is wrong on so many levels. But ... hey ... if the cat digs it, right?!

The best part about owning an old cat is being able to form a pool about manner and time of death. You can't take him to a vet, though. That would skew the wager ... AND THAT'S CHEATING!
Aug 28th, 2003 01:37 AM
huh
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Originally Posted by sadie
last week, i found out this guy i know used to fuck his cat with a drum stick. and she loved it, begged for it, even.
ill never look at a cat the same again you sick twisted fuck
Aug 27th, 2003 11:12 AM
Dole TWAT. GRADE A TWAT.
Aug 26th, 2003 05:11 PM
Les Waste
Aug 26th, 2003 05:10 PM
CaptainBubba
Aug 26th, 2003 05:02 PM
CaptainBubba
Aug 26th, 2003 04:43 PM
Anonymous I WANT MY MONEY'S WORTH FOR THIS THREAD
Aug 26th, 2003 01:36 AM
Anonymous Mod, we aren't looking for a home. I'm just pissed that it cost $1000 to un-implode a fucking cat.
Aug 26th, 2003 01:09 AM
Big Papa Goat Not being judgemental or anything, but thats one of the most disturbing fucking things I've ever heard.
Aug 26th, 2003 12:37 AM
sadie last week, i found out this guy i know used to fuck his cat with a drum stick. and she loved it, begged for it, even.
Aug 26th, 2003 12:23 AM
Miss Modular You know, my family is looking for another housepet, we'd be happy to take the cat in.
Aug 25th, 2003 09:50 PM
Evil Robot Garbage bag, exhaust pipe. And DO NOT let the cat out of the bag.
Aug 25th, 2003 09:47 PM
Anonymous Oh! Apparently there was a mix-up that resulted in me waiting a grand total of around 4-5 hours in their waiting room: They forgot to charge me more money! So now this fucking cat came to about $1100. For that price, they couldn't even give me a goddamn cat carrier to take him out of the building in, so I put him in a cardboard box and shipped him the 1,000 feet to home.

I insisted that I at least get the X-Rays they insisted on taking, and would you know it, they were nice enough to let me borrow them, provided I sign them out and promise to return them (of course).



I'm going to kill the fucking cat myself.
Aug 25th, 2003 01:53 AM
Anonymous falls road animal hopsital...it's apparently the mercedes of pet clinics
Aug 25th, 2003 01:48 AM
Santina I remember this one time my brother's cat had a kidney problem and we almost had her put to sleep.
My dad went to the vet but unexpectedly returned with the cat and told us he didn't have the heart to do it and we were getting her a kidney dialisis. My brother had to pay for it though cause it was his cat. What's really fucked up is how my brother bitched and said he wanted her to die.
edit: it cost him about 300$ what vet are you going to?
Aug 25th, 2003 12:37 AM
Rongi I came into this thread expecting pictures of cats being fucked. And let me tell you, my expectations where NOT met
Aug 24th, 2003 09:52 PM
JenMacca Wow.....guess I'm lucky, my cat hasn't cost me THAT much in vet bills....yet....then again I've only had him since November, so...
Aug 24th, 2003 05:19 PM
McClain Cats are worthless. People who own cats deserve to pay.
Aug 24th, 2003 02:47 PM
Spectre X *pets the Retro Kat*





*with an anvil*
Aug 24th, 2003 02:39 PM
MLE *pets the retro kat*
Aug 24th, 2003 12:42 AM
The Retro Kat ...retro kat...nuff said...
Aug 23rd, 2003 09:59 PM
Anonymous really. if i'd known, i could have just hit him in the stomach with a bat two days ago
Aug 23rd, 2003 09:57 PM
MLE see, all it was, was that the cat couldn't piss. $730 for sticking something up there and draining it into a toilet or something?
Aug 23rd, 2003 09:52 PM
Cap'n Crunch Yeah, the vet is a fucking rip off. It cost us 300 when my dog got hit by a car, and all he did was cut his mouth. He went into shock though.
Aug 23rd, 2003 09:42 PM
MLE that's basically all they did... and it cost us $730...
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