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Nov 17th, 2003 02:03 AM
Mike P I actually would have if I wasn't afriad of something coming out of her snatch and eating me... who knows what the hell would be in there?
Nov 15th, 2003 11:56 AM
Snatchtastic
.

Any woman that can fit a canoe in her snatch is a keeper.

You should have hit that shit Mike.
Nov 15th, 2003 02:00 AM
Mike P I've been in this situation before. What I did was simply talk to the girl and to make sure to not seem too desperate. When she was about to leave, I asked her if she would like to talk again at some point. She gave me her AOL screen name (I'm uncomfortable talking on the phone), and it was actually hers. After a few days of talking to her on AIM, though, I found out she was quite vapid and was sort of the village bicycle.

If you really like a girl you meet a party, try to talk it up with her, then ask for her phone number/AIM Screen Name/email address so you can continue talking to her. Then work your way up to asking her out....

I have no idea if this will help you or not... I hope it does more good than bad, though.
Nov 15th, 2003 01:42 AM
The_Rorschach Dude, I am sitting home on a friday night, so my advice might be worth fuckall. . .But I would say that there is no rule or tactic to getting a girls number. If she acts interested in you, try and corner her in conversation. If she looks like she's jonesin for you, then just play it straight. Say she's cute, tell you had fun and that you'd like to hang out sometime when there aren't so many people and then ask for her number so you can get in touch later.

The only thing I would say is wait til you think the conversation is almost at an end, so if she says no, it doesn't need to be awkward, and you can say something to laugh it off and not make her feel like an asshole.

One no doesn't mean a thing. Maybe she had a bad experience and she's wary, maybe she wants to see if you're really interested, or maybe she just doesn't want to move that quickly. DOn't take it personal, don't be detered. If nothing else, shoot for friendship and leave things open.

Anyway, thats my advice.
Nov 13th, 2003 08:33 PM
Skulhedface Yea. Then you can ask her what her favorite scary movie is.
Nov 13th, 2003 02:23 PM
AChimp
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Failing that, if you get to know her and reckon she likes you, ask for her number from a friend or whatever and send a nice innocent little "Guess who!!" text message. Works every time!
Fuck text messaging. Phone her from a payphone and breathe "Guess who" into the receiver!
Nov 13th, 2003 02:18 PM
Protoclown Is that some kind of gay thing?
Nov 13th, 2003 02:06 PM
sspadowsky WELL, GET ON THE STICK, MISTER.
Nov 13th, 2003 01:11 PM
Protoclown Haven't seen her since.
Nov 13th, 2003 12:18 PM
Cap'n Crunch Nah.
Nov 13th, 2003 10:54 AM
sspadowsky I notice Proto hasn't posted in this thread in about 11 days.

Maybe he is too busy having teh secks with the pretty girl?
Nov 13th, 2003 09:57 AM
Blackjack I find that if I'm likely to meet the person again, I won't even bother with the phone number - I'll only ask for it when I need it i.e. have a genuine reason to call her that isn't small-talk related.

Failing that, if you get to know her and reckon she likes you, ask for her number from a friend or whatever and send a nice innocent little "Guess who!!" text message. Works every time!
Nov 10th, 2003 11:42 AM
Anonymous


Clearly, I am missing some sort of dating dynamic.
Nov 10th, 2003 11:30 AM
Sicktodeathmx But it's better when you do that!
Nov 10th, 2003 07:45 AM
Dole YOU CANT SAY BRACKETS
Nov 10th, 2003 01:49 AM
Sicktodeathmx Just say "hey can i get your number? there is a really (concert, club shindig, party) going on (whenever)... I would love to take you to it, I think you would really enjoy it".
Of course, I always get the crap from guys where they try to talk to you for a really long time and then get your number. It gets old once you realized that all guys are doing the same lines to get yo digits.
Nov 10th, 2003 01:20 AM
Skulhedface Yea, yea, and tell her you'll show her yours if she'll show you hers.

Then, my friend, teh secks is on.
Nov 10th, 2003 01:18 AM
Ghost of Fraiser Now protoclown, if you read the book Oliver you will find a chapter in which the young lad finds....
Nov 10th, 2003 12:34 AM
AChimp Get your moms to arrange a play date.
Nov 10th, 2003 12:29 AM
Command Prompt Fuck it, just give her YOUR number and let her call YOU
Nov 3rd, 2003 01:21 PM
Geggy i remember running into this one cute girl while volunteering for my old high school's academic bowl, we talked and talked and we held hands. she left before i had the chance to ask her for her number. the next day i called one of the directors/teachers of the school saying that girl had left her bag in my car and asked if she had her phone number. turned out the girl goes to that school one time a week for intership. i called her at her house and she was delighted, she even apologized for disappearing without saying goodbye. we got together the week after and she seemed cool with it. everything went well and unfortunately she later moved to tennessee. so i guess if i did something like this, chasing after her, lying to people to get her number then there's a good chance of working out for you, proto. i think girls like it when guys are doing the chasing as long as she think he is a cool person.
Nov 3rd, 2003 07:37 AM
executioneer the difference between me and protoclown is that protoclown goes out and does things with friends

-willie
Nov 3rd, 2003 12:09 AM
CLICK9
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Originally Posted by Stabby
or she'll do the hilarious "fake number" bit. .
What do guys want a girl to do? Say straight up that you aren't interested in them and wait for the crickets to chirp, the clock hands to linger past each second, perceive the confusion in their eyes and suffer the agonizing, agonizing awkward silence that ensues?

Screw that.

Back to the original topic though, it sounds like the girl is interested from what was written and I think you should hit it.
Nov 2nd, 2003 10:13 PM
wreckreation all these ideas suck.

keep it simple stupads

ask if she wants to hang out sometime;

if yes
{
ask for number;
}

else
{
go try someone else;
}


There is no point in getting a girls number if she doesnt wanna hang out and girls WILL give their numbers out and then turn you down on the phone. "Hanging out" is vague enough to not be threatening.
Nov 2nd, 2003 05:53 AM
FS THERE'S A NEW MAN IN TOOOWN
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