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| Dec 8th, 2003 01:24 PM | ||
| Anonymous | Look, I've never been to Canada. For all I know, "ass" is some Canadian slang for "purse". | |
| Dec 8th, 2003 01:16 PM | ||
| AChimp |
If I wanted to feel an ass, I'd just take a shower.  Obviously I was referring to drunk girls. 
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| Dec 8th, 2003 01:15 PM | ||
| Anonymous | Wait, which one? Drunk girls, or asses? | |
| Dec 8th, 2003 01:07 PM | ||
| AChimp |
I have no problem with feeling drunk girls' asses. I just don't go places where they are in abundance.
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| Dec 8th, 2003 12:33 PM | ||
| Protoclown |
HEY CHOIJIN HOWS ABOUT A KNUCKLE SANDWICH???
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| Dec 8th, 2003 11:34 AM | ||
| Perndog |
Yeah, everyone knows a girl who lets a (random but introduced by a friend) guy touch her ass while they're dancing must be a slut who has no decency or values, and is probably bound to be on the next sensational soft porn video. There's no way she could possibly have any redeeming qualities or could be any fun to be with while sober after a sin of that magnitude, and I should probably be scrubbing myself raw right now for having come into contact with her. Chojin hit it on the head. Excuses. |
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| Dec 8th, 2003 11:06 AM | ||
| Snatchtastic |
. Old Fashioned is DEAD! Now its the race against time to spread the Herpes as fast as you can. |
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| Dec 8th, 2003 10:50 AM | ||
| Anonymous | Because there is no commitment attached to grabbing the ass of a drunk girl. | |
| Dec 8th, 2003 10:42 AM | ||
| James |
Quote:
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| Dec 8th, 2003 08:35 AM | ||
| ziggytrix | excuses are easier than consequences. :/ | |
| Dec 8th, 2003 08:11 AM | ||
| Anonymous | You don't have standards; You have excuses. | |
| Dec 8th, 2003 08:09 AM | ||
| James | Pretty much, yeah. I traded some of my testosterone in for standards. | |
| Dec 8th, 2003 07:50 AM | ||
| Supafly345 | You are lacking in testosterone if you would not do the same. | |
| Dec 8th, 2003 07:30 AM | ||
| James | As pathetic as I may be, I consider it a step down from my current position, if it involves me engaging in feeling a drunk person's ass on our first meeting. | |
| Dec 8th, 2003 06:48 AM | ||
| executioneer |
AND WILLIE AND ACHIMP  -willie |
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| Dec 8th, 2003 03:33 AM | ||
| Anonymous |
lol at helm :< Good for you. You did what most of these tits toss and turn and bite fingernails about for days until they eventually flee from opportunity and label it a decision. Not to mention any names, but James and Protoclown. LOL I DID NAEM NAEMS WHAT A TOURNABOUT 
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| Dec 7th, 2003 10:00 PM | ||
| Perndog |
"All that time" = half an hour in the middle of a crowd of people. And turtlenecks and glasses are ugly and modern. Proper satanists wear robes and skullcaps. 
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| Dec 7th, 2003 09:15 PM | ||
| mischief | Chances are if she spent all that time with you but didn't give you her number she HATES YOU, and thinks you're UGLY. She's just embarrased of you. I mean come on! Imagine her introducing you to all of her hot friends, that would be mortifying. | |
| Dec 7th, 2003 08:30 PM | ||
| Helm | Be a proper satanist and show her your plastic ID card. Then look at her sternly and say "...don't be afraid..." while raising an eyebrow. Be sure to wear a black turtleneck and glasses. | |
| Dec 7th, 2003 06:59 PM | ||
| Supafly345 |
I bet she's WHITE
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| Dec 7th, 2003 06:37 PM | ||
| HickMan | YEAH. I mean, if there's a girl that you liked and touched her ass and she likes you too...JESUS CHRIST, MAN. Why would you want to go out with her again? I mean come on, JESUS CHRIST | |
| Dec 7th, 2003 04:46 PM | ||
| mischief |
JESUS CHRIST you are an idiot perndog I mean come on, JESUS CHRIST!!! |
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| Dec 7th, 2003 04:28 PM | ||
| Royal Tenenbaum |
Or after she finds out his band's name is Baseless.
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| Dec 7th, 2003 03:46 PM | ||
| James |
I can't wait for your reply after she's seen you when she's sober. 
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| Dec 7th, 2003 03:18 PM | ||
| Perndog |
I got bored and I called her. It took her a few moments to remember who I was ("I met a Steve last night? Oh, that's right!"), but now we're going out for coffee tomorrow.
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