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| Jul 9th, 2008 09:59 PM | |||
| Jeanette X |
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| Jul 9th, 2008 07:01 PM | |||
| sspadowsky |
Doc: "So you've been taking these suppositories every day?" Patient: "Yep." Doc: "And you've seen no improvement?" Patient: "Nope. For all the good they've done, I may as well have shoved 'em up my ass!" Fuck you. I think it's funny. Hope you get better, Jeanette. |
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| Jul 9th, 2008 03:36 PM | |||
| Fathom Zero |
It's not that I'm wrong, it's that I thought I was right.  You'd know better anyway, Ms. Nurse. I just had a little zoology class, heh heh heh. |
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| Jul 9th, 2008 02:11 PM | |||
| Dimnos | ass bullets probably work faster/better | ||
| Jul 9th, 2008 01:17 PM | |||
| AChimp |
You'll probably notice that the tablet form doesn't work as well or as quickly for the reasons already stated above. Your symptoms kinda sound similar to something my dad had a few years ago. Once he had his gall bladder removed he got better, so maybe that's what you'll need to have done. It was a fast operation and he was only in the hospital for a few hours 
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| Jul 9th, 2008 12:49 PM | |||
| Jeanette X |
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I just saw the doctor today, and apparently there IS a tablet form of this medication. I explained to him that ramming wax bullets up my ass is, to put it lightly, somewhat unpleasant, and he changed it to the oral medication, and scheduled me for the gall bladder scan. Why he didn't simply give me the oral tablets to begin with is mystery beyond my comprehension. 
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| Jul 9th, 2008 06:36 AM | |||
| MetalMilitia | The I-Mockery forums ARE my day. :unemployment :Publover | ||
| Jul 9th, 2008 06:31 AM | |||
| Nick | The I-Mockery forums make my day. | ||
| Jul 9th, 2008 01:38 AM | |||
| Dixie |
Suppositories have done nothing but good things for me so I can't complain about 'em too much. I hope you feel better soon though. |
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| Jul 8th, 2008 11:38 PM | |||
| glowbelly |
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 the whole purpose of your large intestine is to reabsorb water and your stomach doesn't absorb anything directly except alcohol, aspirin, caffeine and some ions. zee small intestines is where the majority of digestion and absorption takes place.
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| Jul 8th, 2008 10:08 PM | |||
| Tadao | Part 4 better have more poop in it or I'm canceling my subscription. | ||
| Jul 8th, 2008 10:05 PM | |||
| Jeanette X |
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| Jul 8th, 2008 07:21 PM | |||
| MarioRPG | :o I didn't even know suppositories were still around (ignorance I suppose). That's a shame. Hope you get well though. | ||
| Jul 8th, 2008 04:21 PM | |||
| bigtimecow |
jeanette you're SO fucked up  i hope you get better
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| Jul 8th, 2008 03:52 PM | |||
| Sethomas | Not really. It works like a standard urethra, but it has teeth. No big deal except for when I had to get a retainer for it. | ||
| Jul 8th, 2008 03:47 PM | |||
| McClain |
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| Jul 8th, 2008 03:44 PM | |||
| Sethomas |
I have urethra dentata. Just sayin'. |
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| Jul 8th, 2008 03:33 PM | |||
| McClain |
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| Jul 8th, 2008 01:10 PM | |||
| Fathom Zero | Nutrients and stuff gets lost on their way down to your intestine, which is really just a tube with lots of surface area for absorbing the good stuff. More medicine is absorbed into the bloodstream that way. It wouldn't really work with food because it has to be digested. The intestine can't pull any water out of it. That's also why suppositories are sometimes gel-like and waxy, as you said. | ||
| Jul 8th, 2008 11:39 AM | |||
| Misdemonar | man jeanette has some shitty problems | ||
| Jul 8th, 2008 10:58 AM | |||
| Jeanette X |
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My Dad told me to put the suppositories in the fridge so they will remain solid and won't melt and fall apart. Hopefully it will be easier to insert them this time. |
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| Jul 8th, 2008 06:37 AM | |||
| MetalMilitia | In this day and age surely there is a better way of taking medicine than shoving it up your arse. It just seems inconvenient. | ||
| Jul 8th, 2008 02:16 AM | |||
| liquidstatik | you better be hot to be talkin abotu your butthole so much | ||
| Jul 7th, 2008 11:00 PM | |||
| Jeanette X |
Well... Suppositories aren't so easy after all. The instructions told me not to have a bowel movement for at least an hour after I insert it to allow to absorb, so I spent the past hour holding my spinchter closed, despite the unpleasant sensation of needing to shit, badly. When I finally did sit on the toilet, nothing came out. I still have the feeling of needing to shit, but now it isn't so strong. My anus felt waxy though.
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| Jul 7th, 2008 10:17 PM | |||
| Fathom Zero | Suppositories are nasty feeling. But so is my ass, so I guess it all works out. | ||
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