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May 17th, 2006 12:48 PM
Super Machine Neo the lamest super power: China.
May 17th, 2006 10:48 AM
MarioRPG Ability to see through windows. :/
May 17th, 2006 09:22 AM
master_d_68 The power of heart along with a monkey
May 15th, 2006 08:33 AM
MetalMilitia the abilty to make men's clothes fall off
May 14th, 2006 11:01 PM
ArrowX The Pwer to See into the past :O
May 14th, 2006 12:23 PM
Esuohlim Lasso of truth
May 14th, 2006 11:46 AM
Emu
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The ability to grow tumors at will!
May 14th, 2006 11:26 AM
ArrowX The ability to emit Cancerous radiation INSIDE your body!
May 14th, 2006 10:16 AM
Johnny Couth The ability to be funny on a message board.
May 13th, 2006 07:51 PM
Emu The ability to grow tumors at will!
May 13th, 2006 07:49 PM
Lye lemon breath.
your breath always smells like lemons.
May 13th, 2006 07:44 PM
Emu The ability to fire birdseed from your fingertips!
May 13th, 2006 07:34 PM
ArrowX the ability to be as strong as an ant (to beable to life 10 times an ants wight)
May 13th, 2006 05:30 PM
DamnthatDavid aye, I use to read Piers Anthony when I was younger. I switched to Pratchett now.

Oh, the ability to shit your weight.
May 13th, 2006 05:24 PM
Terra This seemed oddly appealing as a lame super power

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Originally Posted by Emu
have you ever seen those videos where a woman orgasms and she like fires stuff out of her hooch
May 13th, 2006 05:13 PM
kahljorn "Making a spot appear on the wall."

lol is that a piers anthony referance?
May 13th, 2006 04:18 PM
executioneer bullet proof mustache
May 13th, 2006 04:15 PM
executioneer the ability to turn into a baby at will
May 13th, 2006 04:04 PM
GADZOOKS The ability to walk through walls because if you walk through the wrong one you are outside and you'll go SPLAT
May 13th, 2006 03:33 PM
Supafly345 The powers that are "rad power, but has disadvantage" shouldn't count.
May 13th, 2006 03:28 PM
DamnthatDavid
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having a weiner ten feet long
for a disguise, you can be walking a dog with it.

Making a spot appear on the wall.
May 13th, 2006 03:05 PM
executioneer having a weiner ten feet long
May 13th, 2006 12:57 PM
Marc Summers Reminds me of an episode of the Venture Brothers, with the crappy version of powers from the Fantastic 4.

Turn invisible, but just your skin, so everyone sees muscle, fat, bone
Be on fire whenever you are in contact with oxygen. And it hurts.
May 13th, 2006 10:41 AM
darkvare talking to fishes
May 13th, 2006 09:19 AM
Emu Being able to fly, but only while plugged in.
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