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| Jan 18th, 2004 01:03 PM | ||
| SMN |
The complete opposite happened to me. here's the skimmy of the story: I was inflating a couple pool toys for the kids at my aunt's pool party, and I got up to the Godzilla toy. Now, the valve to inflate it's body was right where his crotch is. I was just about finished inflating his body when my mom looked over. She laughed, whipped out an instant cam, and shot a pic of me inflating godzilla in a comprimising position. The bitch laughed again and told everyone she saw me sucking off Godzilla. I shrugged, and went on to another pool toy, a squid. My uncle screamed " look everyone, he's at it again!!" so now everyone thinks I'm gay, or something along those lines. |
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| Jan 18th, 2004 12:09 PM | ||
| Jason | that made me rofl... | |
| Jan 18th, 2004 06:48 AM | ||
| Anonymous | I remember when I pissed off my Mom one time, but she kinda had a good reason for it. I was fucking her and I had bought those cheap ass condoms, and it ended up breaking, so I ended up cumming my seed into the very womb that spawned me. She was fuckin' pissed at me because she got fuckin' pregnant of course, and she beat me with a fuckin' blacksmith hammer until I agreed to pay for the abortion. | |
| Jan 17th, 2004 10:50 PM | ||
| Snatchtastic |
. They don't love you anymore. Time to move out. |
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| Jan 17th, 2004 09:31 PM | ||
| Zomboid | Your mom's a crazy uptight bitch. I can make jokes like that in front of most of my friend's moms and they find it funny, and I'm 16, so your being 20 and getting that reaction weirds me out. | |
| Jan 17th, 2004 09:13 PM | ||
| Brandon |
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| Jan 17th, 2004 08:38 PM | ||
| Esuohlim | Next time you pass by her say "Lighten up, you cunt". | |
| Jan 17th, 2004 08:36 PM | ||
| MisSFiT |
Your mom probably thought it was really funny, but she didn't want to laugh because she thought it might encourage that kind of behavior regularly. I don't know... just a thought. :/ |
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| Jan 17th, 2004 08:07 PM | ||
| Brandon |
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| Jan 17th, 2004 08:06 PM | ||
| The One and Only... | Why do I get the sense that I live in an overly open family? | |
| Jan 17th, 2004 07:45 PM | ||
| Brandon |
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| Jan 17th, 2004 07:43 PM | ||
| Drew Katsikas | This reminds me of a meaningful quote from Harry Potter. | |
| Jan 17th, 2004 07:41 PM | ||
| HickMan |
That made me LOL  My mom AND dad collect roosters. 
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| Jan 17th, 2004 07:27 PM | ||
| Brandon |
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| Jan 17th, 2004 07:24 PM | ||
| MrAdventure |
you know that was very disrespectful! i wouldve put the entire bottle of castor oil in your mouth but your mom has no backbone no wonder you turned out so worthless |
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| Jan 17th, 2004 07:22 PM | ||
| Brandon | Definitely an overreaction on mom's part. | |
| Jan 17th, 2004 07:21 PM | ||
| liquidstatik | Oh. If you were like 15, i'de understand her being pissed. :/ | |
| Jan 17th, 2004 07:18 PM | ||
| Cosmo Electrolux |
I think you could have pulled it off if you'd said, "Who has the cock fetish?" |
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| Jan 17th, 2004 07:18 PM | ||
| Brandon |
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| Jan 17th, 2004 07:16 PM | ||
| liquidstatik | How old are you? | |
| Jan 17th, 2004 07:10 PM | ||
| Brandon |
I pissed mom off again. I just pissed my mother off. I was carrying a box up from the basement filled with the decorations that we took down to make room for the Christmas crap, and I noticed the overabundance of rooster-related things. I should mention at this point that my mother went through an episode where buying decorations covered with roosters seemed like a good idea. So, being the comedian I am, I blurted out the following when I passed her in the kitchen: "There's a lot of roosters in this box. Somebody sure likes cocks!" Needless to say, she wasn't amused, and she's been giving me dirty looks ever since. I guess you always walk a fine line with humor that actually has the potential to make people laugh. |
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