| Jan 26th, 2006 06:21 PM |
| Slinky Ferret |
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Never send chain letters via electronic mail. Chain letters are forbidden on the Internet. Your network privileges will be revoked. Notify your local system administrator
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I had to remove internet and e-mail access for some users when I was on my placement. They had no access for several days or weeks, depending on the severity of the situation. Then add to the fact that these were young nippers it didn't feel like a power trip, it felt really mean.
However, if I could have a pound for every single flipping chain mails I get from my friends saying that my love life is doomed if I don't forward it within ten seconds... it makes no difference, my love life is non-existant anyway!
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| Jan 25th, 2006 11:23 PM |
| Jixby Phillips |
GW please post your toes
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| Jan 25th, 2006 11:02 PM |
| Seven Force |
Personality isn't that important. 
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| Jan 25th, 2006 10:57 PM |
| GADZOOKS |
Guitar Woman is a pink haired Judy Gold and just about as funny as her.
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| Jan 25th, 2006 10:50 PM |
| Seven Force |
It's too bad GW is a lesbo because I find her pretty attractive.
I know that has nothing to do with netiquette, but, there it is.
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| Jan 25th, 2006 08:27 PM |
| sadie |
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Questioning someone else's spelling is not good netiquette, and not necessary unless it occurs in a critical place, like a possibly mis-spelt URL
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yah. well, they misspelled "misspelled," so no wonder it's against their rules to ridicule it.
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| Jan 25th, 2006 07:08 PM |
| Sam |
I would point out that the title of this thread is spelt incorrectly, but...
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Questioning someone else's spelling is not good netiquette, and not necessary unless it occurs in a critical place, like a possibly mis-spelt URL
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| Jan 25th, 2006 03:09 PM |
| Blue Fox |
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Remember that people with whom you communicate are located across the globe.
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wow! i'm actually speaking to people across the globe? I had no idea! OMG, i gotta go tell someone! 
I wondered what people meant by world wide web
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| Jan 22nd, 2006 05:54 PM |
| Juttin |
LONG
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- Verify all addresses before initiating long or personal discourse.
It's also a good practice to include the word "Long" in the
subject header so the recipient knows the message will take time
to read and respond to. Over 100 lines is considered "long".
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Well,I guess I better go ahead and do that........
Don't want to get my Internet shut off by the Web-Cops!
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If you include a signature keep it short. Rule of thumb
is no longer than 4 lines. Remember that many people pay for
connectivity by the minute, and the longer your message is,
the more they pay.
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Remember kids,YOU WILL PAY. 
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| Jan 21st, 2006 04:09 PM |
| GADZOOKS |
When attaching files, don't send any larger than about 50k
oh man I am in big trouble.
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| Jan 21st, 2006 03:30 PM |
| Sicktodeathmx |
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And never talk to strangers.
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Fuck
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| Jan 21st, 2006 03:14 PM |
| bigtimecow |
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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
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Questioning someone else's spelling is not good netiquette, and not necessary unless it occurs in a critical place, like a possibly mis-spelt URL
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ha, I always knew this was the lowest form of Internet mocking. |
www.i-cockery.com
or maybe i don't get it
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| Jan 12th, 2006 10:04 PM |
| executioneer |
hahahah 1995
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| Jan 12th, 2006 09:01 PM |
| MetalMilitia |
if only people has listened
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| Jan 12th, 2006 08:51 PM |
| Ihach |
Quote:
Never send chain letters via electronic mail. Chain letters
are forbidden on the Internet. Your network privileges
will be revoked. Notify your local system administrator
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forbidden on the internet
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| Jan 12th, 2006 07:28 PM |
| MetalMilitia |
This thread needs more nettiquete discussion. STAT!
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| Jan 12th, 2006 05:20 PM |
| Slinky Ferret |
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Originally Posted by kahljorn
I hate quiznos. Their sandwiches may taste good but they turn your wallet into a savaged cuntly.
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What is savaged cuntly?
On second thoughts maybe I don't want to know...
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| Jan 12th, 2006 05:18 PM |
| kahljorn |
I hate quiznos. Their sandwiches may taste good but they turn your wallet into a savaged cuntly.
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| Jan 12th, 2006 04:59 PM |
| sadie |
netiquette schmetiquette.
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| Jan 12th, 2006 04:24 PM |
| MetalMilitia |
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Questioning someone else's spelling is not good netiquette, and not necessary unless it occurs in a critical place, like a possibly mis-spelt URL
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ha, I always knew this was the lowest form of Internet mocking.
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| Jan 12th, 2006 03:49 PM |
| Dole |
The term 'Netiquette' alone is reason enough for mass homicide.
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| Jan 12th, 2006 03:18 PM |
| Chojin |
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- Remember that talk is an interruption to the other person. Only
use as appropriate. And never talk to strangers.
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NEVER.
btw I'm reading off of a linked list. This is apparently the international Netiquette guidelines for 1995. We must bring the boards 'up to code' IMMEDIATELY.
http://www.albury.net.au/new-users/rfc1855.txt
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| Jan 12th, 2006 03:09 PM |
| MetalMilitia |
This is most probably the best flame I have ever seen
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his type of argument is not worth the bandwidth
it takes to send it. It's illogical and poorly
reasoned. The rest of the world agrees with me.
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The person who wrote it is obviously a seasoned mocker.
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| Jan 12th, 2006 03:00 PM |
| Chojin |
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- Use mixed case. UPPER CASE LOOKS AS IF YOU'RE SHOUTING.
- Use symbols for emphasis. That *is* what I meant. Use
underscores for underlining. _War and Peace_ is my favorite
book.
- Use smileys to indicate tone of voice, but use them sparingly.
:-) is an example of a smiley (Look sideways). Don't assume
that the inclusion of a smiley will make the recipient happy
with what you say or wipe out an otherwise insulting comment.
- Wait overnight to send emotional responses to messages. If you
have really strong feelings about a subject, indicate it via
FLAME ON/OFF enclosures. For example:
FLAME ON: This type of argument is not worth the bandwidth
it takes to send it. It's illogical and poorly
reasoned. The rest of the world agrees with me.
FLAME OFF
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hahahahaha :<
OH 1995 HOW NAIVE YOU WERE.
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| Jan 12th, 2006 02:58 PM |
| Guitar Woman |
ha ha ha metalmilitia that was truly a first-class jest on your part which i found hilarious!
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