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Jul 3rd, 2003 04:21 PM
FartinMowler Red Barchetta and YYZ rock..

My uncle has a country place
That no one knows about.
He says it used to be a farm,
Before the Motor Law.
And on Sundays I elude the Eyes,
And hop the Turbine Freight
To far outside the Wire,
Where my white-haired uncle waits.

Jump to the ground
As the Turbo slows to cross the Borderline.
Run like the wind,
As excitement shivers up and down my spine.
Down in his barn,
My uncle preserved for me an old machine,
For fifty-odd years.
To keep it as new has been his dearest dream.

I strip away the old debris
That hides a shining car.
A brilliant red Barchetta
From a better, vanished time.
I fire up the willing engine,
Responding with a roar.
Tires spitting gravel,
I commit my weekly crime...

Wind in my hair-
Shifting and drifting-
Mechanical music-
Adrenalin surge...

Well-weathered leather,
Hot metal and oil,
The scented country air.
Sunlight on chrome,
The blur of the landscape,
Every nerve aware.

Suddenly ahead of me,
Across the mountainside,
A gleaming alloy air-car
Shoots towards me, two lanes wide.
I spin around with shrieking tires,
To run the deadly race,
Go screaming through the valley
As another joins the chase.

Drive like the wind,
Straining the limits of machine and man.
Laughing out loud
With fear and hope, I've got a desperate plan.
At the one-lane bridge
I leave the giants stranded at the riverside.
Race back to the farm
To dream with my uncle at the fireside.
Jul 3rd, 2003 09:59 AM
kellychaos My uncle preserved for me an old machine for fifty odd years. To keep it as new has been his dearest dream.
Jul 2nd, 2003 06:09 PM
FartinMowler I almost had a tear going.. My favorite Rush album a picture of John Candy and The kids in the hall. Fuckin Aye!!!!
Jul 2nd, 2003 10:34 AM
Zero Signal He played until his fingers bled, too.
Jul 2nd, 2003 09:54 AM
kellychaos He spent his weekends down at the drive-in. That's where he met you.
Jul 1st, 2003 03:26 PM
AChimp Everything he'll do, he'll do it for you.
Jul 1st, 2003 02:50 PM
Sethomas
Bryan Adams
Jul 1st, 2003 01:44 PM
Crimson Ghost
Jul 1st, 2003 01:36 PM
Professor Cool
Jul 1st, 2003 01:06 PM
Esuohlim

Jul 1st, 2003 12:07 PM
noob3 Wow, Canada sure is empty!
Jul 1st, 2003 11:47 AM
Daphne I'm working Canada day, there's 4 people here including me
Jul 1st, 2003 10:44 AM
AChimp THE HILL CAM

Jul 1st, 2003 10:42 AM
soundtest
Jul 1st, 2003 10:23 AM
AChimp

Jul 1st, 2003 10:20 AM
kellychaos I'm so CanAmerican, I will be able to see Canadian fireworks from my house tonight. ouringlabattsformyhomieseh
Jul 1st, 2003 10:11 AM
AChimp

Jul 1st, 2003 09:29 AM
sadie

Jul 1st, 2003 09:24 AM
Mockery
Jul 1st, 2003 04:47 AM
executioneer



-willie
Jul 1st, 2003 02:58 AM
Esuohlim
Jul 1st, 2003 02:55 AM
Zomboid I was sleeping when they did the whole fireworks thing. I woke up when my family got back

Fucking canada day
Jul 1st, 2003 02:30 AM
Helm
Jul 1st, 2003 02:14 AM
DecapitatedHate
Jul 1st, 2003 02:09 AM
Helm
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