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Nov 27th, 2003 03:43 PM | ||
MK IV | Hitchhike :/ | |
Nov 27th, 2003 02:40 PM | ||
MisSFiT | Well, if the world is going to blow up is it going to be a slow and suffering kind of explosion like lighting yourself on fire, or is it going to be a 3 second kind of disinigrating explosion like nuclear warfare? | |
Nov 27th, 2003 08:00 AM | ||
Supafly345 | Then I guess it won't be a good thing when it refuses to blow up during "secks." | |
Nov 27th, 2003 07:29 AM | ||
Pub Lover | ...& everyone knows that Jamesman's groin is the world... | |
Nov 27th, 2003 02:15 AM | ||
James |
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Nov 27th, 2003 01:32 AM | ||
Evil Robot |
Now, you people saw my last post as a joke. Thats where you went wrong. See, most cars gas tanks are vunerable to siphoning. All it takes is a long enough piece of rubber tubing (no thicker then that of a gas pump nozzle), and s kerosene heater siphon pump. It's obvious where to get the rubber tubing (an auto parts store) and the kerosene pump (home depot or local hardware store). It's then up to you to select a busy parking lot and suck your way to a brighter future through your right rear passenger window, nearest the car next to you. For more information on living like a bum, visit your local library and read "Steal this book" by Abby Hoffman! |
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Nov 27th, 2003 12:58 AM | ||
MisSFiT | Well, I think MY cause is more important than running off to Mexico with Up Shut. | |
Nov 27th, 2003 12:44 AM | ||
James | Everyone's already donating to MY "Get me the fuck back to Pittsburgh" fund, so I can go take UP_SHUT to Mexico. | |
Nov 27th, 2003 12:29 AM | ||
UP_SHUT |
Nah, I generally go for the more direct approach. HEY OMG LETS HAVE SECKS As for Chi-Chi's, it was because of the green onions imported from Mexico. Goddamn those mexicans. I liked green onions, too. |
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Nov 26th, 2003 01:38 PM | ||
MisSFiT |
Yeah your probably right. It was worth a try. I've never whored myself around before though, I guess I could try the genuine 'I'm just trying to get home cause my grandma is sick and dying' approach, and then take them in the bathroom. Is that how you do it Up Shut? |
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Nov 26th, 2003 06:25 AM | ||
ziggytrix |
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Nov 25th, 2003 11:06 PM | ||
Ninjavenom | If i came home with Hepatitis E, my dad would be furious! Be glad you have A! | |
Nov 25th, 2003 10:49 PM | ||
HickMan |
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Nov 25th, 2003 10:28 PM | ||
MisSFiT |
That was hillarious-and it was a good idea :/ |
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Nov 25th, 2003 07:22 PM | ||
Evil Robot | Can you afford one of those hand fuel pumps for siphoning kerosene into heaters? I'm only asking cause they work on cars for siphoning gas as well. | |
Nov 25th, 2003 05:10 PM | ||
MisSFiT |
I'd rather be in Pittsburgh catching hepatitis a than be in this garbage dump. Thanks for your information on car dealerships, you are a good salesman, but that's not my problem. I have a car, but to run a car you need gas, and to get gas for a 3,000 mile trip you need money. I guess I could whore myself at the gas stations. |
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Nov 25th, 2003 02:12 PM | ||
UP_SHUT | Why the hell would you want to come back here? Everyone is catching hepatitis A and dying, you dipshit. | |
Nov 25th, 2003 01:42 PM | ||
Evil Robot | Why don't you visit your local Ford Lincoln Mercury dealer for year end cash back bonuses and great deals on pre-owned vehicles! Your sure to come out on top when you know where to shop! | |
Nov 25th, 2003 01:37 PM | ||
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Nov 25th, 2003 05:29 AM | ||
ziggytrix | no | |
Nov 25th, 2003 03:02 AM | ||
MisSFiT |
I was wondering if... Anyone want to contribute to my "Get me the fuck back to Pittsburgh" fund? I'll take donations in any amount. |